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>>39648372
Yes.
I can but I can also just jerk off onto a tissue and desu I find that more convenient than waddling around with odd stretching and caressing sensation. Big cums.
I do if I want to get a bit weird.
Nah no need.

Hope this helps.

I hope you at least clean up in the shower, fucking disgusting

>>39648372
>Does anyone else have foreskin that covers the tip of your penis head even if you're hard?
Yes, though not entirely. My foreskin in general is too loose because my glans is vertically split from the urethra down to the frenulum and the frenulum itself is not tight because of that.
>Does anyone else cum INTO their foreskin and pinch the tip of the foreskin when you cum so you can clean up easier by walking to the toilet with the tip of your foreskin pinched?
Naturally.
>Does anyone else not pull down their foreskin when masturbating?
Not always, no. I can easily rub one out just by rubbing the glans through the foreskin in my pants. The discovery of this lead to exorbitant masturbation.
>Does anyone else not pull back their foreskin when peeing?
No. You're the only one.

>>39648365
Don't I already have this power anyway since I'm a reasonably attractive white male?
The only thing that's missing is me being willing to sell out my values to get people to sleep with me?

>>39648365
What does that have to do with morals?

>>39648442
Whether hooking up is morally ethical or not.

But will I be able to abuse substances and jack off to hentai?

Sounds pretty gay to be quite honest

>>39648393
>no wagekeking
>no normies
>get to make friends with other robot virgins
>lead a fulfilling life
Sounds good to me desu

>>39648255
Then kill yourself /fit/ fag.

>>39648255
/fa/ > /fit/ Did you not know that.
>Its easier and you look better.

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>>39648487
>/fa/
>looking good

>>39648246
Has she had dick? If yes, then yes. Really simple stuff.

>>39648246
It's been a few years, she's like 23 or 24 now and has probably been ghost riding the cock carousel like a champ, because that's what abuse victims do.

All signs point to yes.

>>39648262
Plenty. Got a few vids. She's a CP (((actress)))

>>39648103
See, it's because of your personality
Doesn't matter your looks
Your personality probably sucks

>>39648103
Self-proclaimed nice-guys are usually idiots who think they're entitled to sex for behaving like a decent human being. Maybe your personality isn't that pleasant?

>>39649217
You type like a woman. If being a decent person can't get you laid what will?

Chubby (not obese) girls with non-fat faces.
Quite possibly the hottest thing on earth.

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This is my type of girl.
I want her so badly

>>39648381
That's you anon.

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Have any screenshots as proof opie? Or are you just being a fag again?

ever got nudes?

post convos, etc.
this is an image board, not a blog
stop being a faggot.

>>39647929
i'm doing hard physical work at my job, eight hours a day you focus on it and after you're so tired you don't even thing about girls
that's my way to cope

>>39647929
>how's everyone coping?

I just sleep as much as possible

>>39647929
I spent the last few weeks prowling Craigslist for female roommates after some other anons posted good greentexts. Got several replies but they're not good looking enough to be my oneitis so I ghost them.

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>>39647831
OK but I don't care about having sex. I just want to hold a girl in my arms and make her happy.

I wish I was a fuck machine who didn't cum in 5 minutes. Merging bodies with a woman is life-affirming, don't deny it. Part of what makes it so good though is the mental aspect of the act. The pleasure of cumming in an onahole while fantasising about a waifu is still supreme.

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>>39647831
>r9k
>Sex
Get off my board normie

Wish I was in your place, classic obsessive masturbator reporting in.

What's up man? How's life?

>>39647833
Okay, I have a lot of readings to do in uni and have a job that I suck dick at

>>39647804
Happened to me a few times. I have a high sex drive, have since I was ten.

>>39647833
My nigga, what you into lately? I'm really into paizuri at the moment. Big tits.

Shameful bump
Badabump

>>39647789
did i take a time machine back to the early 2000s?

>>39647789
Are you 14? get out of this board kiddo

U.S. Military running low on recruits?

Yvan eht nioj

>>39647780
>have to socialize with army bros
>talk about sex (virgin) around alcohol (never drinked)
>have to get fit and be bullied by drill instructor
>will get killed by Muhammad Ibn Shewenstein in 2021

No thanks
Joining mycountry's military would be even worse, nogs everywhere and you're always targeted by crazy muzzies

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>>39647780
>only being required to do cool work that you enjoy
Even for somebody ironically larping as a navy recruiter this is fucking retarded

>>39647765
Disabled mentally ill fat pure crazy bitch is someone I would not date.

>>39647765
Non-virgins.

the majority

most women are annoying as shit. I'm not desperate for companionship

>>39647526
i-i Cant be the only one now can i?

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>put a lot of effort into a post, am really proud of it
>nobody replies
>threas slowly sinks down in the catalog
>start making lowkey bumps

>>39647564
thats what you get for putting effort in 4chan