What kind of mood are you in tonight? What's on your mind?
I'm personally just feeling incredibly neutral.
Nothing can be nice, depending on how the rest of your days go. I personally tend to have very busy weeks, so nothing is exactly what I look forward to because nothing can be filled with something I like.
What do you do when you have the prospects of two women?
Okay guys here's your chance to go full autist! Most bumped reply will be sent to my crush since high school. I will post screenshots of course.
>11 years old
>in talent show
>2 acts before me have to take a shit
>think i should hold it
>go to bathroom
>wipe my ass and nothing comes up
>decides to shit because i'll probably make it
>shits, feels good
>i think there's one last shit but idk
>I wipe my ass after attempting
>there's too much shit
>all of a sudden i'm fucking panicking
>decide to speedwipe my ass
>think i got everything out but still could do touchup but it's my turn to act
>run out, blow crowd away with flame raps
>freak out and realize shit was still in my ass
>no one noticed
you just gotta write raps, i drowned in pussy after that, life tips
Do Asians really smell different than whites?
Lesbian robots, tell us about your lesbian experiences.
i'm a lesbot that's internet dating another lesbot
I am PICKLE RIIIICK !!!!!!
I'm 18 and I just finished high school.
I'm a virgin, but not kissless. A roastie kissed me out of pity.
I'll be attending University majoring in Chemical Engineering starting June 26.
Ask me anything, and please give me advice on anything and everything.
dont fuck up school. engi is hard. I majored in physics and got kicked out for shit grades. its like being a felon, theres no way to un fuck up your life.
give up on getting a gf its not possible
stick to your studies
read your book the best you can
get a chegg account when yahoo answers no longer works
dont copy the solution guide, but use it if needed
go to office hours and get to know your TA
if you feel like youre gonna fail a class stick to it and try harder, grades get curved and you're not doing as bad as you think
>Mmmmm~ No condoms, white boy! If you want this big black ass, you gotta hit this pussy raw~
How do you proceed?
What is your favorite hot beverage and why is it Earl Grey tea with milk?
it's actually cocoa, but I never get it because I end up eating all the powder before I mix it with all the milk
would aimibg a pistol to the side of your head a little above the ear kill you? would it be instant?bhowndoes 1 bullet even kill you if it hits the brain?
>walk out one night
>get hit by a drunk driver
>your life flashes before your eyes
What do you see, /r9k/?
For those who may care, I am alive and in A&E
anybody else ever have laughed while watching porn?
Yo white boy you ever had a ps1?