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>>34277635
Reddit is just a bunch of hipsters, normies, future /r9k/ users, and underage people.
4chan is retarded, but its addicting.
8ch is like 4chan, except I'm too much of a pussy to go there, because I went once and found thread after thread of borderline cp.
WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING SPAM YOU FUCKING RETARDED SPAGHETTI CODE MADE BY A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENT IN 2003

>>34277791
Moot sure was faggot for coding the site like this wasn't he? I'd like a UI revamp, no matter how minor. And I wish Gook Moot would get rid of the stupid bitchass fucking captchas

They're all terribe. Lets not kid ourselves.

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>>34277602
same, but i have to go through with it just to get my titty skittles, tis a nuisance

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back when i was 15 i went to a psychiatrist with the sole intention of attaining adderall and not to address my problems. it worked. most therapists aren't actually very bright, and it's not very hard to get a masters in psychology or whatever

i'm going to be going to therapy again sometime soon, but this time i'm on the campus of a really good university so i doubt they'll be as daft

with enough iqs you could spare some to isolate and enclose the trauma zones in protective hover spheres that bombard the injuries with anti-radiation automatically while the rest of your iqs go about the daily business without concern
eventually the swaths of no-man's land will be cleansed and especially fertile area for new iq growth

>>34277455
I would like to be a shapeshifter. I could be anyone I wanted to be and I assume I would live a really long life since I could just be young always.

Probably possession
Like I would trance out and inhabit someone's body as a spooky ghost, and depending on their willpower I can make them do shit but really I would mostly want to observe
I am desperate to escape myself

>>34277455
YOU WANT TO BE A SINGER?
IS JESSICA JONES GOOD?

yeah, fuck personaI responsibility

This is where i think i fucked up. I am willing to put in the work now because I know. Its a shame its too late and probably always was. :'(

When a BPDer loses their shit at you literally all you have to do is be affectionate, tell them they don't have to do what they're doing and reassure them that you love them

Or at least I think that's how it goes

>>34277233
I hate how normie breeders shill on this board when they have 16.

>>34277257
Fuck off right back to tumblr.

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>>34277233
It's the homosexual agenda, it's been going on for a pretty long while now. Then when you call them out for it, they pretend they have no idea what's going on.

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>tfw only ate 1400 calories today and successfully resisted the temptation to eat more

>tfw made my self 6 cups of black coffee


Probably still gonna die but at least I won't get fat

>>34277221
>tfw 6ft and 110 pounds

>>34277190
/b/ tier thread

Please apply yourself next time

>>34277190

Throw up immediately

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>>34277190
insert BWC

>>34277152

Ask her when she's getting that nosejob. Cheeesus christ, man.

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"bees are dying at an alarming rate"
dude, this actually works

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Send her this image and only this image

>>34277147
Spend more time with women

>>34277147

>can make anyone laugh during a presentation
Are you sure they're not laughing AT you anon?

>>34277183
Naw I can tell the difference when there is snickering when an autist goes to present and laughter when I go to present

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I got one
fbnweuiofbui

>>34277177

Thanks buddy boy

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>>34277135
More, these are weird

>>34277127
I would trust Misaki I wish she would come to my apartment.

>>34277127
No, the only reason she did what did was to feel better about herself, in the moment you stoped being a hikikomori she would start to sabotage you and bring you down for good, the only reason this did not happen in the anime is because Satou rejected her help, and thus forced her to reveal herself, and then they started to have a reciprocal relationship and she stoped being manipulative.

>>34278071
This would be completely fine by me.

>>34277114

You should hear what we say when you're not around.

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>>34277114
My house is a recluse, Im only around women at school (I'm 18) even then I don't talk to them

>>34277160
This
We say pretty nasty stuff.

>>34277083
Is it bad that I often think of adopting a son and doing this to him?

>>34277083
if colin mochrie can do it then so can I

>>34277083
If I ended up having a son my fate wouldn't have ended up being that bad.

>>34277064
know where i can get the video for that?

>>34277064

jeez if he even finger pops her she's going to cum buckets

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Shit thread this

>>34276972
I think he was speaking hypothetically.

>>34276972
That's nice, he's kind of cute in a weird way. Idk how to explain it.

>>34276972
Fuck that normie ass gayboy