The virgin powers of all the world's wizards and robots combine to give you 1,000 years of life, What do you do?
Would you try to fix yourself, or shitpost as if nothing had happened?
What would you feel when everyone you knew died?
Would you go through 10 centuries of being a virgin?
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Is it okay to spontaneously message your oneitis about something dumb? they're a distant crush and we are strangers (i think). i just have too much anxiety to talk to them, or even talk to normal people in that matter. i can't make friends in a long time. pls send help
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Anon, you what? Are you trying to talk to me right now? You're literally a shit human being
Shouldn't you be hanging out with bisexual trannies on OkCupid? Don't talk to me, scumbag.
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if a woman tells you not to talk to her, she is the victim.
if you tell a woman not to talk to you, she is still the victim, lulz.
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>>37637250
Snotty little bitch fuck you *turns around walks away*
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>IT'S OVER WOJAK!
>THIS WILL END IT ALL!
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Nice try Pepe, but you're outmatched
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Whats worse: Leaving ur shirt on in a situation when it should be off and being considered insecure OR Taking it off and appearing slightly more confident but everyone knowing how fat u really are. I'm a part of the second party and just wondering what the board thinks
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It's not bad either way but I'd rather be overconfident than under pls desu
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I have stretch marks, so better keep shirt on
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>Mom nominated me for the ice bucket challenge
>Says if I don't do it I have to pay her 100$
What do? I don't want to pay my mom 100 bucks, but I also don't want to humiliate myself by sticking my dick in a bucket of ice on camera.
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If a middle aged woman can put up with a little chilled dick to help the kids surely you can do the same.
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>2017
>ice bucket challenge
Wat
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when did dicks become a part of the challenge
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Welcome to the midnight /r9k/ radio station!
In here you will be provided with the best night time music in the world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n389Ifomgs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW1NTN5vMyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG4wV9q3qkQ
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>talk to girl on tinder
>its the most one sided conversation
>she keeps replying for some reason
>ask her on date cause figure she'll say no and I'll get to say atleast I tried.
>says yes
>again, I carry conversation
>I pay for everything
>she doesn't even offer to pay part
>after about 2 hours of this shit I stop trying
>wait for her to bring up a single topic
>literally sit there not saying anything for 5 min
>I call it a night and go home
>she messages me 3 days later
>wants to hang out again
Why do woman think the only thing they need to do is exist to be liked?
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Because they can. Girls live in a bubble where they really don't have to do anything and can still squeak by. NOBODY is gonna let an attractive girl be homeless, or hungry, or sleep alone. They don't have to fight or struggle for shit.
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>>37637046
Because they control society and have the most valuable thing mankind can offer between her legs.
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>>37637075
she was literally the definition of squeaking by.
>24
>highest education was high school
>got no skill job due to nepotism
>lives with parents paying no rent
>works full time, somehow no savings
>>37637115
No reward is worth spending more than 30 min talking to brick wall.
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What video games do older women like?
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>>37637037
mobile shit like angry birds and candy crush
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can we have a pringles thread 2017-06-11 06:24:27 Post No.37637009
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can we have a pringles thread
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why are pringles so good? i have a box or cylinder whatever at my desk and boy are these crisps good
post pringle related things, i found this old commercial to be saddening for some reason https://youtu.be/b2ViK7ZvD_s
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I had a teacher in school whose last name was Pringle. One day a mate said she looked crispy, and she did not appreciate the joke.
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>>37637009
my god this thread sucks, what was i thinking?
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>tfw no cute FTM bf
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I don't have anywhere to post this. i took a percocet on an empty stomach and now i feel like vomiting. i am curled in a ball on my floor. how to fix help please
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Who knows this feel ? 2017-06-11 06:19:08 Post No.37636938
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> Chad and Stacy have their big day
> married with a house
> their kids frolic and play
> you stay inside close to mid thirties
> earing fridolays watching porn and doing the dirties.
Anybody else know this feel
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>someone asks how I am doing
>lie and tell them good
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nice stolen meme
this shit is literally a fucking classic post and you didnt try to make it even the smallest bit original
consider killing thyself
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>>37636848
that's a very cool story bro
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>>37636806
exceptional devilry
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/fit/ is making fun of us again anons
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Get on my /fitlit/ level plebs
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>>37636780
Who cares they're a bunch of insecure fags compensating
At least we're honest with ourselves
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bunch of failed normies
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