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>this nigga walks up to you and be like "SUP BRUH, SAY JOY LANE FOR ME RIGHT QUICK"
wat do?
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>say Joy Lane
>embrace the calming release of death
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>>36329799
I-I-I-I-I-I j-j-j-just w-w-w-wanna go home...
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"please just kill me i don't wanna say those words i wanna die"

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Why don't we just fuck each other's boipussys?
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>>36329789
I don't know. But that's my dream. Robots going their own way and finally exploding in an orgy of pure, unadultered boypussy sex, free from the chains of pleasing useless roasties
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Let's just 69 OK. It will get me off good enough.
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>>36329789
I think if I was gay, and I might be, I'd want to touch dicks with an ordinary boy.

Not whatever that picture is.

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How can asian bois possibly compete?
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>>36329739
I'm gonna need to see more of this man
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with their wallet and brain
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>>36329739
this looks really hot although itd be better if the white dude had a bigger dick to further the asian boy's humilliation

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>femanons think we can't tell they're femanons by the way they write posts

you realize we know, right?

pic not really related
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>>36329712
The problem is that boyposters know how to copy girlposts so well that they can pretend to be girls.

So if you think it's a girl it could still be a boy.
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nice job femanon whore, we all know that youre just trying to trick us into thinking youre not a femanon. Fucking fag.
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>>36329875
Nice job femanon. By calling out another femanon you thought you could fit right it didn't ya? But you won't fool me!

>paranoia ensues

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Tags: R9K, r9komegler, r9komegle
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bumperinooooo765
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I'll be back in a week when I get my new webcam. I missed you guys.
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>>36329805
see you then brother

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post songs that make you feel man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGL5SXrCFXk

osoi
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https://youtu.be/LwVXkM_YxMg

cause im a little bitch
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>>36329645
https://youtu.be/Ipx8qWt2fVA

The amount of times I've listened to this while thinking about my oneitis..

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>confessed to onitis exactly one year ago
>last time I talked to her was October first and I haven't seen her since
>still think about her everyday
When does it stop anons?
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>>36329622
When you find a better girl
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>>36329622
It doesn't.
You have a love cherry too, once it's popped you never forget your first.
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>>36329662
I how do that?

jhkjaksnd

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What's up robots have you already found a job or gf?
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I got a job, still a poorfag doe, and im in the process of getting a wife
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>>36329577
Only a job.Now i need to save money to buy a gf
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>>36329577
Why is Crab such a sexy whore?

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>he browses by bump order
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I-is that not allowed?
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>he browses at all
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>start clicking on catalog
>end up browsing all threads quicker but also refresh and look at them more often

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>Happy Birthday anon! I baked this for you
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thank you dear slav fairy creature, I will make sure to put out the buttered porridge each sunday in return
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She looks like if you put my 90 year old Polish grandfather's face on a young woman
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>>36329526
It looks like shit...just like you....and the decor.

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How can I learn to mimic the normalfags' mannerisms and ways of speaking? Being myself will just leave me lonely and jobless forever.
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>>36329500
You keep attempting to do it until one day you get it down. Took me years of trial and error, but worked for me in the end(:
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>>36329500
say "man" after everything, wear sunglasses and sleeveless shirts, have a haircut that's shorter at the sides and wear cologne
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>>36329500
just b yourself my man ;-)

originalio

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Are there any podcasts that deal with robot troubles? Like depression, social anxiety, isolation, vidya/anime, escapism, loneliness, etc. I've found one mental health podcast but it doesn't do it for me, I'd prefer something more roboty and less normie.
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Wouldn't that ruin the point of such troubles if you are effectively communicating them to others?
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>>36329742
Some people do one man podcasts like bill burr. Idk, I thought maybe there'd be someone out there who talks about this stuff out there.
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>>36329496
>vidya/anime
Focusing on just this, the Laser Time family of shows are pretty funny. It feels like hanging out with friends who share your interests every week.

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My so-called "close friend" that I trusted with all of the uploads, who offered to make the replacement channel a few months ago has suddenly decided (without my permission) to just close the channel. I feel really bad about this, I know a lot of you were happy to see those videos back on Youtube. I'm not sure what to do at this point... I mean, if I create a new channel myself to re-upload the videos, Youtube could close it again. What should I do?
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If it was your friend who deleted it, you might as well reupload. I doubt people here even care about Elliot anymore.
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>reminder that he lived a life of anger, frustration and emptiness
>reminder that he only killed a few people in his "shining moment of glory"
>reminder that he ended up having to kill himself to avoid getting caught
>reminder that any type of person he would have liked with forever despise him
>reminder that elliot failed
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>>36329474

Serves you right for trusting him

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Are there significantly better things than video games in life?
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>>36329440
Videogames with someone you love
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>>36329440
prolly not
(thinks for a few secs)
nope, got nothing
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>>36329452
What about the gaming channel ***GamesULove***

>constant urge to wash hands
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>>36329388
My brother has this because of OCD. You might want to get a proper diagnosis though.
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>>36329388
iktf bro

Gotta wash before AND after I pee or eat.
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what are you autistic?
just dont do it bro, just be yourself

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