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I'd hit anyone with a good enough reason, man, woman, old, child, whatever. I'd hit a guy in a wheelchair with glasses.

>>39487299
i would fucking kill them personally if i had a free pass.

Whenever my mom beat me up as a kid, I would take it out on my little sister.

All our relationships with each other are pretty fucked.

>>39487256
Go out to the bathroom and bring her a bottle of my piss.

>>39487256

theres a waterbottle in the picture you retarded shitposter

>>39487298
Do yo fill your water bottle from the toilet you sick fuck?

bump cuz i'm interested in what others will say

>>39487231
It's simple: she found someone she considers to be better than you. Not only that, that man also has his eyes on her. So she moved on and does not care about you anymore (at least not while they have something nice going on).

What it means is that she is a shitty person and you would do well moving on as well, as much as it hurts. If she ever comes back to you, do not give in. Move on, she ghosted you once and will do it again.

>>39487231
Boys do the same thing, OP. People are terrible in general.

>>39487148
"I really miss sucking your tits"

>>39487148
just send her pictures of your penis m8

>>39487177
Do it op. And post her answer.

>>39487093
Dump her

I wouldn't even take a girl thats had hook ups showed tits or had a facial before

Consensual sex in relationships is ok that's it

You are implying I could get a girlfriend?

>>39487093
Be very very disgusted.

you may as well wear a fucking fedora you fucking autist

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If you can handle the odd looks from peers then go for it. Everyone will only judge you because you're not fitting in what the majority wears. Dress how you want / functional apparel.

>>39487070
Jesus fucking Christ don't do it you fucking autist. It will only make you look cringeworthy.

>Inb4 bait

>>39487060
not exactly normal OP, but i dont really want to live past 30 either

whats your reason?

Yes. Your best memories are from your early twenties, at the latest, on down to your childhood. The only thing that keeps people going is things like the terrible obligation of children, and religion saying you'll go to hell, and substance abuse. Different types of people go on for different reasons, but if you've no loved one forcing you alive, no religion, and no substance abuse, then you'll surely want death.

>>39487060
Totally normal. Living past 30 is pointless.

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>there are people born in 1999 posting on /r9k/
Jesus christ my life is already over

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>somehow this guy took a picture of me when i was behind him
>fuckingwhat.jpg
>i decide to reason with him, dont want to start anything
>we can all easily see the amount of switches they have in stock
>around 10
>im 7th, hes 8th
>ask him to do the math
>he shoves fucking past me
>oklol
>i patiently wait from here on, things go smoothly
>i hear an angry mexican guy behind me yell
>"we were in line outside what the fuck is this!?"
>i let him pass me to shut him up, hes 9th in line
>these retards cant count

>another guy taps me
>another
>guy
>"hey dude let me go ahead, its only fair"
>its smug superman
>i lol internally and ignore him
>asian guy finally gets his switch and glares at me
>i get mine shortly after, last one in stock
>debate on whether i should gloat
>keep my composure and thank god nothing happened
>smug superman gets nothing
>i go home and play zelda

>meh, its only ok

>>39487147
actually 98, but yeah thats a sad realization

>>39486963

>Get new clothes
>Stop talking to people that drag you down
>Clean your living quarters
>Get a job
>Read philosophy

>>39486981
Ok thanks man. My room is actually fucked so probably a good idea to clean it. I never buy clothes so I'll go shopping first thing tomorrow.
Any tips on just dropping people? I'm not exactly great at making new friends and get lonely easily so I find it difficult to just cut ties

>>39486963
Even if you moved to a new place and tried to start a new life, you'd still be you. You can't escape yourself. You'd still have the same flaws and issues. You've gone to figure out how to live with them, and you may as well do it right where you are.

I would shitpost on 4chan until the internet went out.

>>39486854
First, die.

>>39486891
this 2bqhwy famalamilia

I was walking down the street and pass this house with two girls outside, they're looking at me and I look back and forth from them. "Hi?" one says, I say "hi" but I have a frog in my throat.

>>39486791
Its ok anon, that kind of situation happened to me sometimes

>>39487365
>>39487390
It annoys me because I know she was trying to initiate conversation but I completely fucked it up. Don't know what I was thinking

>>39486761
I love him
I think about him every day
I've considered suicide over him
I like to hug my pillow and pretend it's him

>>39486761
she is super cute anon, i have both of her amiibos and a nendo

>>39486910
same
i want the other nendo but it's super expensive and theres a pillowcase i want but they don't have it for sale anymore

Urine tests?

Check his phone and look at his call log. Call his dealer and tell him to stop selling to him if it concerns you that much, otherwise stop getting in his business. We're all surviving doing our thing and you're trying to step all over that. I would just talk to your dog first to see what's really up before you just go ahead and be an asshole. Remember, dogs are loyal and wouldn't do anything to hurt you, so treat him with the same amount of respect he shows you

>>39486748
Contact?

Original original

>>39486717
You're probably gay and repressing it hard which may have something to do with the shameful stigma your upbringing gave to homosexuality. I date dykes because I'm gay but absolutely cannot fathom the idea of being able to handle loving and being with a guy, which, on another hand, I think a lot of guys as my brothers, so that would just make it even weirder for me. Hope things get better for you anon, just remember to not get involved with anyone on r9k regardless of how lonely you may ever be. A lot of them are sociopaths.

pics or this is bait

>>39486717
>So i've gotten like, "addicted" to cross dressing, like, basically all the time that i'm in my room, i'm wearing skirts, panties, thigh highs, and cute shirts. I like to think that i'm gay, as i've had homosexual thoughts since 15 and constantly fantasize about being dominated by guys, but outside the fantasies, the thoughts of being alone, naked with a guy cause me horrid amounts of anxiety that make me wonder if i'm really even homo. Why am I like this?
Dumb sissy anime boi.

I once looked at my asshole in a mirror. It blew my fucking mind.

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>>39486736
Lol, so random xD Here's a totally lol cat picture :3

>>39486736
never took the benadryl huh?