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He's being a "creepy nice guy" by expecting you to open your boypussy up to him out of sheer gratitude.

if ur gay/bi have kinky buttsex with him

you gotta be the one who bottoms tho so you can gain his loyalty

cmon anon don't you want some nice man ass in your life

he's testing the waters to see if you're into him. he can't be explicit because there's a chance you get overly offended and aggressive. if you're not into him i would suggest saying so explicitly

You cuck. You disgust me

How do you even fall asleep when watching porn

>>36189886
At least it wasnt actual beastiality. my mom caught me watching a video og some girl trying to get fucked by a horse.

Beat the high score

She TOTALLY knows you took that picture, she just is too scared of you to say anything.

>>36189866
Make more pictures.

Also this. >>36189912

>>36189849

i guess it depends on what you mean by good. it would result in large scale nuclear war, destruction of significant portions of the human population, a radical change in the climate, and the parts of earth that were nuked being uninhabitable because of nuclear fallout, which would inevitably be spread throughout the world because the radiation would disperse into the atmosphere and be distributed through weather

>>36189849
i wish she would rape me

>>36189849
Nuclear war would end up killing everyone. A 5 megaton bomb dropped on Washington DC would kill everyone from DC to Philadelphia through radiation and many more all the way up to Boston. And with the vast majority of our ICBMs being in rural areas, those places would probably get direct hits as well.

Some girl tried to get me into Alice Donut with this same method.

>>36189821
Seems that your real issue lies within friend.

>ask a guy how he's heard of a band
>"it was in my youtube recs / a spotify playlist / they opened for X band"

>ask a girl how she's heard of a band
>"my ex was really into them"

What did OP mean by this?

Oregano

>>36189820
That doesn't make sense from an evolutionary perspective. Woman who sabotaged their sons would go extinct.

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>>36189852
>>36189855
OP is saying basically that shrew mothers who helicopter parent their kids are a natural occurence in nature designed to self regulate their poor genetic quality.

If you cant break past the hurdle in life thst is your mom, you dont deserve to live.

I disagree with OP on the idea that all women do this though. Bad parenting is not universal

>>36189798
stop giving a shit about making an embarrassing post in an anonymous imageboard. no one will remember you in the next thread, you can literally samefag and laugh at your post and call yourself retarded and people wont know it's you.

this isn't like a forum/reddit/IRC or Discord chat. there's no alias or identity attached to you, it's one of the perks of imageboards.

keep making them and they will eventually stop hurting

Dude just stop caring. It's easy

>>36189787
its you, your personality sucks

>>36189914
how to improve it?

I looked down how to be a normal man, but it didn't work much.

I'm kinda autist I think

>>36189944
>how to improve it?
if im on r9k instead of talking with my friends/gf that means my personality sucks too

evolution makes us envy those who better fulfill the only criteria evolution has for improvement: ability to reproduce.

>>36189774
>Seriously, how come beta males are viewed so negatively?
Because when it comes to sex, alphas are treated much better than betas. However when it comes to maintaining society - betas are necessary.

>>36189797
But how come sexually active and physically fit nu-males are not desirable but Chad's with similar characteristics are. Just because they are more confident, social etc.

>>36189744
Because its just a meme internet iq test and doesnt mean anything

>takin online IQ tests unironically
>taking them seriously
>expecting a legit answer

>share on Facebook
>invite friends

ecks dee nice meme faggot only idiots take online IQ tests seriously

"Share on Facebook" IQ Test
Congrats OP you're as clever as a sheep

chicken chow mein with egg fried rice cant go wrong with at

>>36189741
General tso's with fried rice and an egg roll.

>>36189811
Decent choice, I like it. Might get this

>>36189692
go to the gym to stop being fat dumbass

also looking for low cost, low maintenance attire that could remedy my problem

>>36189724
I'm not fat I'm actually fit, I'm just ugly

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-19
-France
-Male
-Hobbies: My PC. Music. Video games.
- world;execute(me) by Mili
-I study english and japanese in college. It's fun, but I have very little social contact outside of my family, and friends that I see a few times a year.
Heterosexual, liberal left, I think that's about it.

>21
>France
>male
>listening to music
>currently bumping the whle Lil B discography so I'll go with "Think I'm Based God"
>I was raised in the cynicism of a generation condemned by History, thus I have become apathetical, and lack any ambition of my own. But my family and education will get me far enough to not be a complete failure.

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>>36189662
>29
>US
>Male
>Videogames, TCGs, boardgames, comics, cooking
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMdcC1qNNEo
>I'm trying to make an RPG but I don't know where to start

I don't know what you hoped to accomplish here.

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>>36189643
Am I a wristlet? You decide!

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im 5 10 and girls hav bigger

>>36189607
Because it works
Originally

>>36189648
No it doesn't. I tried to eat less, it doesn't work that way.

>>36189648
Obviously not hard enough. The body obeys thermodynamics. If you eat less you weigh less.