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>that feel when the existential dread sets in

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>>37789121
>tfw all you feel after you cum is this >>37789146

>Spend hours jerking off my tiny 6.5x5.5 dick
>Finally cum
>Only shoot 12 ropes
>They're kind of watery, too

I'm glad a girl has never had to see my dick or fuck me. It would be embarrassing.

>>37789090
She's gonna have to recover, right? You can do something then. For now, it's up to the surgical team.

>Have a condition that means I will need an organ transplant to stay alive in a couple of years
>Going to opt out of the surgery because someone else could use that second chance better

At least the last thing I do will be the right thing.

>>37789090
She's a female, so clearly she's a dumb whore and whatever happens to her is of little consequence.

stop advertising your fucking bullshit youtube horseshit here you attention whore

Nice blog cokcsucker

how can you not maintain eye contact with her?
she's one of the cutest girls ive ever seen

but if i had money i would be happy anon. i know it for a fact.

>>37789047
Was setting up your business difficult? What is it? Did you need a degree to do it? Could I do it?

>>37789066
this.

I dont really have a strong desire for my social life to get better. I'd love to be a millionaire hermit.

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>>37789007
idk OP
maybe next patch after they buff chads a little more

they fixed it about 100 years ago. Now we're way smarter and have electricity and computers and stuff

>>37789007
Fluid intelligence and crystallized intelligence are separate. Look it up.

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is that you golan?

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Delete your porn brah

>>37788982
I uploaded mine onto youtube, and made all the videos private. That way, they just sitting on the hard drive, where the vast majority are never getting watched, but they are there if I'm willing to put in the effort.

I've actually used it less than 5 times since doing that.

>>37788947
you should get the fuck off this board

>>37789012
Look asshole, i need help, i was a khv and now i fucked up. I feel the need to cut again. I really like this chick and now i just want to kill myself.

>>37789052
oh shut up you attention whore

lol @ him "hiding" his grotesque adams apple

You look like a gross dyke. Your outfit looks like shit too

>>37788911
i love it honey *kisses on the forehead* so, cuck session tonight? please?

>>37788825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5ZREf8WWg

>>37788825
http://www.mediafire.com/?y14t8tt6iqm7z2o
http://www.mediafire.com/?j8qfrawiyfcdu17
http://www.mediafire.com/?1pgred35uy5zezt
if you play stepmania, enjoy I guess

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>>37788825
welp 4chan x gave you this so enjoy

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>>37788749
Forgot to mention that a timestamp of course will be required. No full face but it would maybe be nice I guess after a few exchanges.

women dont know how to use bitcoin

Why late 20s?

>she breaks up with you and tells everyone you like to fap to gay porn
do what you want anon

>>37788667
No why even would you

>>37788667
true real authentic fembot here.
as a woman i say yes, ....she will then watch it with you.

>>37788610
Did you lie or just not tell him
Cause just tell him the truth if you've never said it, but if you said you were in the past then just keep lying.

>>37788610

do what i do, bottle up your emotions and suffer in silence.

Go ask /soc/ you ruthless damned whore.

don't even bother figuring out which ones won, just take them all in and have the guy scan them for you

>suspicious

you didn't do anything illegal. it's definitely sad but I wouldn't be worried about the clerk at a convenience store judging you, what is he doing with his life that's so great?

>>37788684

also don't fucking "reinvest", if you made a profit just walk away and don't do it again

you understand that in the long run you will definitely lose all the money right? If you're lucky enough to have beaten the odds and be up walk away now and never gamble again

my parents know people like you. they're all convinced they're going to win with 100% certainty despite trying for decades and 1000s of dollars.

as far as being suspicious? not even close. there's tons of people who do this excessively. they spend their entire paycheck on booze and lottery tickets

>>37788577
Yes, it's one way that grief can manifest itself.
All I can say to help you is don't let that anger and hatred destroy what you used have with your brother and your family.
Maybe see a therapist or talk with the family member/s you are closest to about it.

>>37788577
>Is it normal to hate my brother for killing himself?
Yes. My family hates my father for ruining our lives by killing himself.
>>37788577
>it's one way that grief can manifest itself
Oh look, an armchair psychologist.

>>37788577
How exactly did your brother's suicide destroy your family?

Are you not happy he no longer has to suffer through life's ills?

Are you saying you would've forced him to live just to make you happy?

i already know what direction this thread is going to go

>>37788601
its gonna go curved

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>>37788614
loop da loop

spin spin spin