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Post your living space and rate others.
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>>37789239
I don't have a photo of the rest but here is my battlestation.

I like the minimalism and wood flooring etc. Where you from? The little sloped ceiling above bed makes it comfy :)
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Sorry for the garbage panorama.
>>37789239
Where's your battlestation anon? Why do you have two chairs? Do you expect to have someone else in your room?
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I can smell the neckbeard stench through my coumpter screen

Went to fuck another tranny escort. Shit was terrible.
>Wouldn't do shit without condom.
>Couldn't feel shit from head of fucking
>Didn't fake moan even once
Then I decided to give into my faggot side
>Sucked her(male) dick
>Didn't do shit for either of us
>Went home and fapped to sissy hypno
I have no idea what my sexuality is and my takeaway is that porn and porn-like sex has desensitized me too much.
Anyway how're you robots doing tonight?

Pic semi-related
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I've been trying to organise a trap hookup on grindr all arvo, but there's so few in my city ;-;
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>>37789137
Dreading having to trial and error sexuality desu senpai.
Guess it beats thinking I'll be alone forever.
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>>37789137
>I have no idea what my sexuality is


You paid a man to let you suck his dick. You're a faggot.

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>that feel when you cum
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>that feel when the existential dread sets in
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>>37789121
>tfw all you feel after you cum is this >>37789146
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>Spend hours jerking off my tiny 6.5x5.5 dick
>Finally cum
>Only shoot 12 ropes
>They're kind of watery, too

I'm glad a girl has never had to see my dick or fuck me. It would be embarrassing.

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>tfw my mom is going through a double organ transplant right now and she's in another state and I can't do anything
pic not related
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>>37789090
She's gonna have to recover, right? You can do something then. For now, it's up to the surgical team.
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>Have a condition that means I will need an organ transplant to stay alive in a couple of years
>Going to opt out of the surgery because someone else could use that second chance better

At least the last thing I do will be the right thing.
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>>37789090
She's a female, so clearly she's a dumb whore and whatever happens to her is of little consequence.

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I've been watching this video multiple times every day for the last few months
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

In my mind we're in a relationship and whenever I need attention or want to get something off my chest I watch it to talk to her. Somebody said this isn't normal but I don't see a problem. She's my gf and nothing you guys say is gonna change that
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stop advertising your fucking bullshit youtube horseshit here you attention whore
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Nice blog cokcsucker
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how can you not maintain eye contact with her?
she's one of the cutest girls ive ever seen

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>tfw fell for the 'girls like guys with money' meme

Pic related is the year-to-date earnings of my online business. The few people I've showed this to tell me how lucky I am, how happy they'd be in my position, etc.

All this has done is relieve anxiety about paying my bills. Forget parlaying my success into a relationship or some shit like that. I'm still so fat, ugly and unsociable that women still don't care.

There is no happiness to be found in chasing money. Once my business slows down or stops being profitable, I'm going right back to the NEET lifestyle.
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but if i had money i would be happy anon. i know it for a fact.
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>>37789047
Was setting up your business difficult? What is it? Did you need a degree to do it? Could I do it?
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>>37789066
this.

I dont really have a strong desire for my social life to get better. I'd love to be a millionaire hermit.

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Is intelligence fixed?
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>>37789007
idk OP
maybe next patch after they buff chads a little more
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they fixed it about 100 years ago. Now we're way smarter and have electricity and computers and stuff
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>>37789007
Fluid intelligence and crystallized intelligence are separate. Look it up.

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I want to delete my porn folders but I've spent so long sculpting a great collection that it seems like a waste to get rid of it.
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is that you golan?
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Delete your porn brah
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>>37788982
I uploaded mine onto youtube, and made all the videos private. That way, they just sitting on the hard drive, where the vast majority are never getting watched, but they are there if I'm willing to put in the effort.

I've actually used it less than 5 times since doing that.

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I was at a party and some italian girl kissed me. It was my first time too. The girl i like was there. I think she saw me. Fuck, i think o really fucked up my chances with her. What should i do? I have a background of being suicidal and a curfag. Help me robots please
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>>37788947
you should get the fuck off this board
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>>37789012
Look asshole, i need help, i was a khv and now i fucked up. I feel the need to cut again. I really like this chick and now i just want to kill myself.
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>>37789052
oh shut up you attention whore

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>h-hey um, a-anon. S-So, uh, what d-do you t-think of my n-new h-haircut?
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lol @ him "hiding" his grotesque adams apple
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You look like a gross dyke. Your outfit looks like shit too
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>>37788911
i love it honey *kisses on the forehead* so, cuck session tonight? please?

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Alright ya fookin robots, paste whatever you have right now! CTRL + V

Lets see what Shit you've been up to!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVVUe4Xljjg/
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>>37788825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5ZREf8WWg
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>>37788825
http://www.mediafire.com/?y14t8tt6iqm7z2o
http://www.mediafire.com/?j8qfrawiyfcdu17
http://www.mediafire.com/?1pgred35uy5zezt
if you play stepmania, enjoy I guess
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>>37788825
welp 4chan x gave you this so enjoy

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I'll pay any fembots in their late twenties $50 worth of bitcoin per picture of upclose shots of your mouth open and your tongue out.

Getting licked and blowjobs and shit are my fetish and I want something that only I'll have.

Say something for contact details.
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>>37788749
Forgot to mention that a timestamp of course will be required. No full face but it would maybe be nice I guess after a few exchanges.
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women dont know how to use bitcoin
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Why late 20s?

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Should I tell my gf I like fapping to gay porn?
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>she breaks up with you and tells everyone you like to fap to gay porn
do what you want anon
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>>37788667
No why even would you
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>>37788667
true real authentic fembot here.
as a woman i say yes, ....she will then watch it with you.

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>tfw genuinely love my boyfriend and want to marry him and be with him forever
>he was a virgin when we met and thinks I was a virgin too
>he doesn't know about my past boyfriends or the one night stands I had in college

What do I do? Do I tell him the truth? It's not like I can change the past and it shouldn't even affect our relationship because I love him now, but he's such a cute dork I don't know how he'd react :S
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>>37788610
Did you lie or just not tell him
Cause just tell him the truth if you've never said it, but if you said you were in the past then just keep lying.
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>>37788610

do what i do, bottle up your emotions and suffer in silence.
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Go ask /soc/ you ruthless damned whore.

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This is the most i ever spend on a lottery draw at once, but still not even close to what Elliot Rodger did. I considered it an experiment, cause the more tickets I buy the better chance I have of winning, and even if I don't win the jackpot, could win other amounts of money.

I set aside the winning tickets, to many to count them all going to need a calculator. From the looks of it I got a pile of tickets which won back between $1-$50 each so I may have even got ahead. Now the question is how do I buy lottery tickets for the next Super Lotto draw, since no one one. I bought most of them at vending machines, but you have to have a store employee redeem them for you. Redeeming them all at once would be very suspicious, so I'll break them into groups of $20 originally spent and go to several 7-11s, liquor stores, gas stations and cigar shops over the course of tomorrow to redeem them for more lottery tickets, and if there is excess cash and I still want to get more, go to a place with a vending machine.
>this is my life
>I am literally a professional lottery ticket buyer
>I could actually put that on a resume along with my bottom tier wagecucking experience
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don't even bother figuring out which ones won, just take them all in and have the guy scan them for you

>suspicious

you didn't do anything illegal. it's definitely sad but I wouldn't be worried about the clerk at a convenience store judging you, what is he doing with his life that's so great?
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>>37788684

also don't fucking "reinvest", if you made a profit just walk away and don't do it again

you understand that in the long run you will definitely lose all the money right? If you're lucky enough to have beaten the odds and be up walk away now and never gamble again
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my parents know people like you. they're all convinced they're going to win with 100% certainty despite trying for decades and 1000s of dollars.

as far as being suspicious? not even close. there's tons of people who do this excessively. they spend their entire paycheck on booze and lottery tickets


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