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>>34825246
I assume a girl actually liking you would feel better. I'm pretty good at making people laugh but girls don't seem to like funny guys based on them just being funny.

>>34825246
i'm funny in that awkward comedian sort of way so I've never had a problem making them laugh.

It's made me friends but nothing else.

>always make girls laugh
Too bad they probably aren't interested in me.
JUST

>>34825169
What is this gay as shit website you linked?

>>34825169
Congratulations !!!

One of two possible things has occurred, and in either case you should be very happy right now:

1: you just got saved from investing any emotions or time into a worthless female who was not the right one for you

2: she lied and told you a half-truth because if you were the right one for her it wouldn't matter how tall you are or how much you weigh

Either way you were not correct for each other

Isn't it fantastic that he's not the only female on Earth?

Why does it take somebody like me to explain something so obvious to somebody like you?

You're not stupid

Celebrate yourself

Learn how to really enjoy your own company

You're a good man

Celebrate yourself

Or else when the right woman comes along she will not realize that she is also supposed to celebrate you

Q: Did wheat clear that up?

A: YES

One of these days you're going to turn around and realize that I am the one who gave you the best advice that you ever received in your entire life

So I forgive you for assuming that I am an asshole

>>34825187
It's a discussion forum / amazon.com for bottled semen. One of my classmates built this as a project. Was browsing it. Kinda gay but whatevs

>>34825094
Sorry but that's fucking hilarious
>i argue with actual dwarves on here

>>34825094
hahahahahahhahahahaha

Yes, most women who make male friends who they do not wish to have sex with, treat those men like their children.

>>34825090
>stop wearing new balances
>stop wearing baggy levi jeans
>stop not bathing
>stop sitting on your fat, greasy ass all day
>stop watching chinese cartoons
>stop eating like shit

>>34825128
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

GGEEE EFF NAAAAAOOWWWW OOOGG OGG

>>34825286
You have to work for it you sperg

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>>34824893
Bernie retards literally don't know how economics works.

>>34824893
Don't, he's too old to run in 2020.

>>34824893
>I have debt
And if your degree is worth shit you can pay it off easily. You didn't fall for the art meme did you, op?

my implant is stuck on shitposting please nsa reset it

>>34825429
signal boosting in hope that i too can stop shitposting for good

Are you really this much of a paranoid child that you not only believe this exists but ask 4chan for advice on it?

Not high pitched, but very soft spoken

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>blessed with a voice like butter
>have a speech impediment
Why did god have to play me like this

>>34824737
Me. I'd post a vocaroo but my throat is currently fucked and I sound like a dying duck right now

>>34824668
You shouldn't betray her trust like that. If you want to see her body so badly, politely ask her and she might show you. Then you won't have and guilt about it.

>>34824802
Something tells me that direct approach won't work and would just hurt our relationship more

>>34824903
I guarantee you it'd hurt a lot less than her finding your phone capturing video while she's showering

>tfw no sol giantess to orbit around gf

>tfw no professional doxxer bf

>>34824509
>tfw that was me in that thread :)

>>34824355
are you me?
hope you'll be alright anon

>>34824355
Its ok anon just start HRT and become the woman (trap) you should be.

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>>34824355
i reach level when I don't even come here daily anymore
i just stay in bed most days thinking

>>34824338
I have waivering faith It will be ovr wen im ded.

I want there to be a god.
I need somone to blame.

I dont want an afterlife because i an the cebter of my problems.

I always mak new goals abd issues to be upseat and never achive.

"I" make.

No matter if I gt everythingvI want n this paradise.

Love. No the will to love, and to allow myself happiness without the quiet wrathful rage likefear ofvloosing it.

I whatever whoevervi am. Tht is a part of me. Like a parasitr. Too deeply ingrained with thecore aspect of my mental profile.

To remov it would be tge end of this conscious.

All I wanted anyway. Ivevacpted that.
But if death is not the end.

I will try tovbring ruin onbany thing I can find.

I dont care about themeaning of lifevor aliens banymore.
The joy of wonder died when my joy to exist did.

>>34824338
>faith - don't care
>religions - don't care
>afterlife - don't care
>atheism -same
>science - same
>space - same
>aliens - same
>universe - same
>meaning of life - same

What can I say, I'm a boring person who doesn't even have enough courage to kill himself.

>>34824338
>faith
It varies between all of us. We all have faith in different things.

>religion
A good idea that will always be corrupted by us. The closest to peaceful would be people like Pagans, Buddhists and Sikhs (plus Sikhs know that defending yourself is important, which I agree with) but the Abrahamic religions are just straight cancerous.

>afterlife
Don't know if there truly is one. Gusss I'll find out whenever that day comes.

>atheism
Hardcore atheists with a stick up their ass are worse than hardcore theists IMO.

>science
Important and something we'll most likely never fully understand.

>space
Extremely fascinating. I would love to explore it.

>aliens
Bound to be out there somewhere, the universe is huge.

>MoL
We make our own meanings.

Didn't used to be.
Then both of my hands were permanently crippled working at an entry level food service job.

>>34824290
I wasn't worried until I read this.

>>34824290
The fuck? I could choke a dog to death or rip it's jaws apart. With some training I could run after a deer until it dies of exhaustion.

How many subscribers do you have?

There is no age where the booger piercing isn't unsavory

What, are you a fucking Minotaur? Those things are trashy as fuck

>>34824221
He live inside those who seek him

>>34824221
he lives in the heart of man

He lives inside of us all

orginins was GOAT

I hate video game romance, it's the only reason why I can't truly enjoy the Witcher series.

>be playing DOOM
>glory kill a pinky
>hear it say "GHAHDFGAGAGHGAFG"
>tfw no demon irl will say this to me