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>>36845333
>The only place I go is work

fuck off normie

Britbong here.
My local jobcenter shut recently so I just leech money off my parents to buy food, cigarettes and pay rent.
I can't remember the last time I had a bath.
AMA.

>on robot board asking these questions
>he doesn't try posting this smut on other forums

no op, I have millions of fryends, that's exactly why I'm on here

>That
>10/10
>push up wonder bra
Get some standards, you fuck

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>>36845321
>implying you wouldnt wanna fuck her?

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>>36845290
>10/10
I guess anything a 10 when you're a KHV neet

People like you make me proud to be almost a normie. Your poor mother...

Kill her with your katana sword.

>>36845279
holy hell man what the fuck

bump the truth

>>36845276
This would only work around women who don't you , right? Like strangers in a bar.

Because I am attracted to a few of my female friends in college, but I don't think I can immediately escalate it because I could come off as creepy and they would refuse to talk to me ever again.

>>36846383
*don't know you

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>>36845236
>Those hairy man hands.
Also is he brown?

>>36845236
Cant see face and thats extremly important so i have too give him a 1/10

>>36845236
very cute, if she have a cute face as well i would fuck herhim

why doesnt he transition?

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>>36845233
I dislike the way she does her makeup nowadays

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>>36845233
she will never be this thin....

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>roastie pretends to be anime to lure betas away from their wifus.
>>>/out/

Mine used to be 25, but I was 25 years old before I knew it. Now I have moved it to 30 since I did start to enjoy making music last year again, but I'm slowly feeling more and more uninspired.
Should probably just do it when I hit a wall with my shitty tunes.

I should get a proper job, save some money and go die abroad.

>>36845230
For me it's 30 .

I'm reeeaaaalllllllyyyyyyy lazy. Suicide sounds like such a hassle

I fapped to teen titan hentai when i was younger

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duude I remember those sites too. I started on some pretty normal porn site and kept clicking on ads and suggested pages because I was retarded. simpsons porn, incest, bestiality, furry shit etc. once I found cp on the clearnet, I went so down the rabbithole. immediately pulled the plug of my pc and never went back because I was so scared.
those are things that an 11 years old boy should not witness. it's a miracle I grew up straight.
if I ever have kids they are not allowed on the internet before they turn 16

>>36845409
>saw rape and execution vids when I was 9
help

>>36845140
>19
>no job
no wonder this is not original

25
Disabled
No I don't post wagie ragie threads I'm a cripple

27
Lab technician


I'm trying to learn Python. Got any resources or general learning tips?

see a doctor

original postings

Why don't you eat anything, fembot

>>36845130
it takes my mind off stress
so i dont have to cry

>>36845091
Nothing, because I'm a brainlet.

>>36845091
Crippled America by Donald Trump.

>>36845109
Yeah I used to fucking love reading. It was like my one escape.

Now, I can still read, but I might as well be barred out on Xanax or have amnesia because I literally don't remember anything I read. And I only read non fiction shit like OPs book, so what's the point of reading anymore if I can't remember what I learn. Fucking kill me.

>>36845088
Yeah I hope it doesn't crash. I bought a shit load of ethereal and lite coin. I hope it doesn't go down. But so far it's been grear

>>36845464
>eth and litecoins

Same. Bought many at 20-29 dollars. Got even more at 50

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>tfw too much of a brainlet to even understand stocks
i aint investing in fucking anything

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My best friend is a QT lesbian

She told me she was bisexual at first so I took her on a date. We made out and I fingered her.

>Tfw you were the reason someone found out they didn't like men

if she was my friend I'd just rape her

>>36845027
>discuss feels
And then get weirded out because your feels are autistic and women have no empathy anyways.
>fun things
Like making fun of other stupid whores and shopping?

Kill yourself roastie, I can smell your meatflaps from here.

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>>36844970
>A*A*A*A* at A level
>failed school

explain yourself

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>>36845068

>fail school most your life
>drop out (due to severe depression)
>min wagecuck it for a bit
>have enough, decide to BEElieve in myself and not let the normies win
>go back to school
>fail at the start
>catch up in about 3 months
>overtake everyone in about 6 months
>get into the math olympiad in 1 and a half years (no one in schools history has before)
>graduate valedcitorian
>gcses/previous education means applying to anywhere good would be a waste of time
>the normies fucking won

>>36845187
lol what?

Mate, unless you turbo fucked English and Math it's not a problem, and even if you did you could always redo them, a good friend of mine got EE in English and English Lit, he redid them and then applied to Cambridge.

What Uni you going to anyway?

>tfw all of my friends are going to Russell group unis and I fucked up my AS levels so unless I get adjustment I'll be the biggest loser out of all of my friends

>>36844874
What is this thread's purpose, originally? Did Tsukibdo something?

>>36844919
newfigs leave

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What's up?

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