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So I've smoked weed a ton of times but I want to buy edibles. What is a good does to get decently high.
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>>35461834
10 lbs nigga
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>what is a good does to get decently high
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>>35461834
If you're buying medical then idk. If you're getting them underground then theres really no way to tell how potent they are

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Is it possible to commit suicide by snapping your own neck?
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>>35461801

Yes, it's called hanging yourself
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>>35461801
I'm going to be the first person in history to commit suicide with a tank.
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>>35461836
well you know what I mean ya doof
like with your hands

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I'm obsessed with deleting messages I've sent, pictures I've downloaded and clearing my history on everything. I go back and delete every single individual message. I also make a ton of new emails and new accounts for games.

Does anybody else do this? Is there a name for it? I feel like I can't stop.
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>>35461797
Why do you do it? Explain as best you can
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>>35461797
It's called being an invisible man who leaves no traces.
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>>35461828

regarding message deletion, it's because i regret sending them and deleting the message makes me feel like i never sent it and i don't have to look at my mistakes, and maybe the person i sent them to will forget about it.

I make new accounts and emails all the time because it's a way of starting over for me. Same as with the messages I guess, I just pretend that everything that had to do with the other accounts never happened.

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i jerked off to porn 4 times today and 5 times yesterday.

i've never really gone over once a day before this. my porn addiction is getting out of hand. send help.
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>>35461781
just stop looking at porn
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>>35461815
then stop posting pics of girls bent over on their knees with juicy fat innie pussies
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Try to play a good video game that keeps you occupied for days. When I get bored I think about getting to the porn stash and seeking out new shit.

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There's a share button for porn? What the fuck?
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>>35461766
You have to let your squad know if there is a killer video.
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I actually got laid from that share button before. Anybody want to read a green text of it?
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>>35461766
>There's a share button for porn? What the fuck?

it's not to share to other people, it's to share between your devices

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WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD SHE EVEN MEAN BY THAT???
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>>35461713
Don't post in the subject field you fucking newfag.
She was messing with you.
Whenever a girl does this, ignore it or look disgusted.
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>>35461713
That she was winking and smiling at someone else.
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>>35461713
I cute girl smiled and blushed at me today too. I-I think im in love

(on a chaotic day where i'm very behind but im using my last proton of energy bc altruism)
>make lots of food for everyone
>so tired from cooking i pass out
>next day, *knock knock*
>hear family answer the door
>rush to see who it is. i think its what i've been waiting for !
>its my mom giving packaged leftovers of my precious cooking to the neighbors

... what da hack did she mean by this?
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I would be so sad. Sorry for your loss.
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>>35461720
>tfw nobody asks if the chef wants to eat the leftovers (I DO!!! ITS DELICIOUS) and gives them away w/o a-asking.......

normally i love and always will love giving, but yesterday i was making a meal for myself that was the first meal of the day (4pm) and i was almost shaking bc i was so hungry!!!!! but i still decided to cook healthy:) and make lots!!!!! yet nobody ate it and a-a-a--aand...

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> TFW have BPD
> no gf to tell me what's right and wrong and protect with my berserker abilities
Why live ?
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>>35461622

>short black socks with his shorts and nikes

chad pls. now i understand why stacey is leaning over towards him like that.
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I will train to overtake her
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>>35461717
What if she can take you down?

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Do you guys WANT sex?
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>>35461588
i want an emotionally fulfilling relationship with a girl that loves me

and sex
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>>35461588

no, do you? and why.
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>>35461618
No, because I have my waifu for emotional support and porn for my sexual release.

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Are big tittied SoCal blondes the top of the line women?
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>>35461586
They up thurr fr fr
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>>35461586
If you are a cuck you enjoys seeing your gf railed by some hot surfer dude, absolutely
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>>35461611
IDK who's hotter them(actual white blondes, not latinas who dye their hair)

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>Chrome eats RAM
>Firefox doesn't support Java
>muh Safari

>Opera Masterrace
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Opera was masterrace years ago. Now it's just shit.
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>>35461574
I used to use Opera because it was lightweight and fast. Compatibility issues with lots of websites caused me to move onto Chrome.

Firefox has always been a slow bloated piece of shit.
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Isn't modern Opera just a reskinned Chrome?

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>get fit and healthy over course of couple years
>no longer get joy from junk food or binge drinking
>constantly obsessing over macros, nutrition etc...
>working out and exercising all the time
>Feel better physically than ever before in my life

Also feeling miserable and like I can't enjoy life anymore though. Don't want to slip back into my slothful unhealthy habits. Anyone else feel more miserable after getting aesthetic ? Probably also since I am even lonelier than before since i don't hang out with drunks or fat asses anymore ( now hang out with nobody).
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Yea I did the same a few years back. Got really into lifting and got ripped. I thought it would fix me. That id finally get a gf. Pretty stupid really since I'm attractive anyway. I don't know thigh. Just thought lifting and changing my body would change my mind somehow and make me more confident. Girls started hitting on me a lot more but I'm too autistic to do anything, I get weird when people touch me and retreat from the situation. Honestly I just stopped caring and gave up it all. The only thing I really enjoy in life is food anyway. I'll probably be a fat fuck when I'm older. I used to go around saying "I'll never be fat" to my overweight parents as well. What a proud fool I was.
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>>35461562
Someone post in here REEEEEE
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>>35462249
MY COMMENT NOT GOOD ENOUGH BUDDY?

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I (25 y/o male) will probably be losing my PIV virginity at St Patrick's party. I'm way out of my league but optimistic.

I'm going to "nerdy sex-positive, kink/LGBT/poly-friendly etc." house party on St Patrick's and there's going to be ample supplies of alcohol, nudity, and public sex. I don't really consider myself to be a virgin per se, I've been intimate with several different partners but due to being the typical sheltered homeschooled kid I had nonexistent sex ed growing up and was always too scared to do anything penetrative out of fear of getting someone pregnant or getting an STD. Lots and lots of oral and digital sex but nothing beyond that.

I've been single and with extremely few sexual encounters since I was teenager and am finally educating myself and putting myself back out there. I already know and get along very well with just about everyone that's going to be there, seen most of them naked, and even played around a little bit with the couple hosting it, and there's a very good chance I'm going to be finding a corner to lay down a towel and hook up with someone (or someones) that night. I've never bought condoms or lube and generally have no idea what the hell I'm doing but I'm actively pushing myself to learn and explore. I know the hosts will be supplying some of the sexy supplies but I figure it's smart to bring some of my own too and (any advice in that arena would be helpful).

Most everyone there is much more sexually experienced than I am, (ages 22-35ish) with both vanilla sex and beyond so I'm feeling way out of my league, but they've been very understanding and acknowledge that "everyone starts somewhere."

Anyone else ever been through something like this before? I'm very optimistic even though I'm flying blind. (Repost from earlier because I got distracted by other things)
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Regardless I'll post back with an update afterwards.
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>>35461550
>nerdy sex-positive, kink/LGBT/poly-friendly etc.
>alcohol
>robot
there is a very real risk of being falsely accused of rape, is sex really worth losing your liberty over?
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I know that water-based lube is better than silicon based.

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Okay, since /b/ only cares about their celebrity porn threads and fuck threads, o come to you guys. Post ending in 0 decides what I say next.
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>>35461496
You are fat and I'm so original
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do you belive in god?
Why are there electronics, but not protonics or neutronics?
Are there bad people, or just good people making mistakes?
is the united states rascist?
Why are there people named Christian, but not jewish or muslim or athiest?
Is trump authoritarian?
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I love sean spicer

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who /evil/ here

>have killed/tortured animals in the past
>been in trouble for bullying my whole life
>love to set things on fire
>love to steal
>convicted felon
>emotionally manipulative
>just a bad person in general

discuss the evil things you've done
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mr. hard man aye. you're a faggot, kill yourself.
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This is some edgy bait, OP.
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>>35461472
w-well this one time i accidentally stepped on my mom's toe and she got mad at me

does that count

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