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>be on tinder
>talking with 2 semi-qts
>pretty sure I matched with one of them around a year ago but didn't message before, but my standards have dropped now
>talking to both for a while, convos going good
>one stops messaging for a few days
>messages me late Friday night 'hey there babe', reply half an hour later but no response
>organise a date with the other one (girl I matched with before) for Monday night (her idea)
>last message from both Friday night
>don't get a reply on saturday
>be me
>wake up Sunday morning (Australia)
>both have unmatched me
Who /can't get no satisfaction/ here, I'm really starting to fucking hate women entirely. So many Girls and people keep saying I'm "attractive" but I can't get fucking laid to save my life. If I was attractive I could surely get laid but I don't so why do they keep saying this???!???!?
"If you're so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight"
I want off this ride
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>>35956450
Tinder is a trap for us made by the Jews
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>>35956502
Gary gets it. OP should just give up on women since there's plenty of other things to lose!
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>>35956502
It is. Unfortunately dating is fucking ruined now
I'm literally terrified that I'm never going to meet a decent girl thanks to this shit. Pretty much any girl can go on this shit and fuck the hottest chads in hours. Or that she won't even be interested in the first place now because she'll compare you to all the chads on tinder
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Which one of these semi-famous instagram whores is the best waifu material?
Please explain your reasoning as to why.
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>>35956440
Angie, idk why ive always had a thing for her
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>all white
Disgusting, wouldn't waifu a single one.
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No Alexis Ren
Really faggot?
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Can we have a thread for all hungry skeletons?
Pic related me
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>>35956413
You aren't even slightly close to being a skellington. Nice humblebrag thread though.
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>>35956446
>humblebrag
what makes you think im proud of my body?
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>>35956413
you are a fatty
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Hi /r9k/
I am a 26 year old pedophile. I was imprisoned for molesting a child and I got out of prison in the UK a few months ago.
Right now I have a plan to have a very comfy life, but obviously I need to stay on the right side of the law now.
Feel free to ask me anything.
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Greentext the encounter
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What's your plan for a comfy life? Do you got NEETbux?
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>>35956392
We will never accept your kind into lgbt you sick bastard
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> The most beautiful girl of the entire world will never blow you a kiss.
Why even live then?
https://twitter.com/idolMariya/status/847586879960629250
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>>35956382
Stop shilling your shit here you piece of shit
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>>35956390
LF qt3.14 dom robot waifus send applications in reply vvv
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she apparently has a girlfriend(male)
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who else /zero libido/ here
18 year old college student for fucks sake
I've had so many opportunities for hookups with qts, but I avoid them because I know I'll have ED and embarrass myself
can't even remember last time I fapped
I don't get hard
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>>35956367
then thats not your libido, your dick just doesnt work lol
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>>35956367
You should stop taking antidepressants
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>>35956367
The reverse situation is much worse.
Remember when I was 18. 29 now, but have a feeling if I didn't drink so much, things would still be pretty bad
>18
>phsically fit
>erections out of nowhere all the time
>no outlet except jerking off
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Reminder that an IQ of 95 is your best chance for getting laid.
I suggest ingesting ethyl alcohol until you reach the intellect of brute apes.
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>>35956332
Can I get the source?
Where did you find this?
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>>35956364
http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/intercourse-and-intelligence.php
There's another study confirming it, but I can't find it right now.
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Circumstantial validation:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_and_intelligence
>intelligence is negatively correlated with fertility rate
Smart people have fewer children.
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>>35956278
I admit, I want to be inside that hot girl.
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>>35956278
I do I would trade my soul to be a decent looking girl
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>>35956315
HAHAHAHHAHAH no u dont, you want to BE that hot girl and receive a BBC
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>>35956278
>would I want to be born as a hot girl?
Sure why not. Id be down to try it
>would I like to see what I would look like as a girl?
Yeah that would be interesting.
>would I dress up as a girl with makeup to see once?
Yeah I have no problem with that.
>would I want to transition into a girl now?
Hell no, im fine like this.
tfw someone gives you an order to follow
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>>35956269
tfw someone gives you an order to follow
not original
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>>35956269
Post your boipucc.
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>>35956346
Do it.
Bebnedyct cybvervatrcg
Are there things you wish you were good at but have never had the energy to actually pursue?
>pool
It seems like everybody I've ever seen play has some natural talent at it even if they only play it once a year at a party
>drawing
It looks fun but I get discouraged every time I make shitty art
>fishing
I like fishing but I don't have the money to spend on it
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that sounds exactly like my life
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>someone screencapped my post from months ago
T-thanks
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>>35956564
You literally summed me up perfectly lad well done.
>tfw still doesn't help any of the problems
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What did I do to deserve being treated this shit life? :'( Sadzies for brosies
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>>35956217
tfw no qt Basque nationalist/socialist gf
:'(
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>tfw no repeating digits gf
Check these original dubs
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>>35956241
Is he Bailey jay jay
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I'm so fucking lonely. I haven't left my house for 2 years straight now.
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So leave it retard
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>>35956210
How do you get food? Do you just live with your parents?
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>>35956225
He's got you there,OP.
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I have an idea on how to redpill women.
We can make Chad account on online dating services, and once a girl decides to chat with you, drop some redpills and a few pictures of Chad after them. This will enforce positive reinforcement.
If we unite, we can accomplish greatness.
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Or just get her to meet you in some dangerous nigger neighbourhood and hope she gets rapped
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>>35956209
based aurofgtye rbububughehh r
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you're a retard and wasting your life OP
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>That teacher that made learning fun and you genuinely respected them
I miss him
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>>35956162
all teachers are lame losers FUCK SCHOOL
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>That teacher who got brain cancer
>Lost his hair
>Mean kids would ask him for a comb
>Started wearing a bandage around his head as the cancer got worse
>Died later on
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>>35956162
ms. palmer
>made math fun
>got me multiplying 2 and 3 figure digits when i was only supposed to be at subtraction addition level
first teacher to make me feel above the norm cap... and sadly the last
god i hated school, not for the workload, but the faggots i was forced to be around or socalled "peers"
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Hey guys lets talk
tin y chat dot com slash r9k
see you there
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bumpity boop
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>>35956125
wow. why'd u leave, you had to stick through it u dumbo.
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>>35956274
no one was on :(