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>>37308001
No one? Oripino

>>37308001
congrats on the score, i guess...?

>>37308356
No, I feel really gross about it. I'm straight but for some reason I thought it'd make me less lonely.

what about kids whose dad was abusive?

>>37307834
>tfw I fit all of these criteria except for the last two
why did he have to leave?

>>37307834
>They are more likely to kill commit suicide
I wasn't sure if I was gonna write kill themselves or suicide so I kinda went with both'

actually I fucked it up

>>37307545
I never had sex and I don not care for now.

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>>37307545
KHV here. I want a gf right now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37307545
What does a vagina feel like?
original comment

If you're gonna pretend to be him, don't do it when it's almost 4am in Australia.

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>>37307486
Welp

Djfjjdhrjd

>>37307436

Is this pasta?

I saw this story 2 weeks ago

>>37307296
you arent. the goal of teaching it to you is to give you a well-rounded education. then you figure out what you liked and want to specialize in in college

>when the fuck am I ever going to use long division?
When you have to pass middle school you fucking retard.

>>37307296
math is important liek really freaking important

its the bases of everything remotely near science

you dont need long diivision in life but after you'll learn a lot more math you will start to think different and in a more systematic way

its a way of thinking you can say
you need math everywhere . You want to learn math? Math. Chemistry? Math Physics? Math. Medicine? Math

The world is math
if you want to be a homeless jobless artist you better start learning fucking math and pass those middle school tests and stop complaining

>>37306913
You`re just a weed-smoking liberal fake-commie neet

>>37306969
What this man said is pretty acurate,
it's not too bad

>>37306969
basically muh antifa

>>37306864
They're giving bonuses because they need people who can speak languages they need. I'm pretty sure nobody is gonna pay you for knowing fucking Latin out of all things though. I'm still learning it

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>>37306864
Same, I speak Sumerian and everyone just laughs.

>>37306930
Like I said. It is only stated that you must speak a language other than English to get the bonus. No asterisks attached

We should just remove alimony desu

>>37306790
They'd be forced to marry someone they're equal to for life, no divorce allowed.
That or eliminate food stamps and welfare, too much fraud for the taxpayers funding it. Just cut em off.

>>37306833
Sounds simple but how do we ensure people are marrying each other on good terms? The only different between being married and not being married is the benefits so It already insinuates poor intentions.

Also what do you mean by equal?My cousin is married to a women that has the same income as him and they literality spend every other day arguing and throwing things at each other.They won't divorce because of religion but both are suffering. He hates her as much as she hates him.

Are you a female (female)? I got super lucky. My brother, dad and all male relatives that I've seen have cut penises, but mine is perfectly intact: pink, moist glans with a tan hood that glides elegantly to and fro.

>>37306472
Female (female). Post your dick pls.

Also, how did you get to see your family's penises? How does that even happen

>>37306527
Not posting my dick, it's small anyway (just under 5 inches and not thick). Saw my dad's dick when he got out of the shower, saw a picture of my brother's on his computer, a few of my cousins were proud of their above-average dicks and liked to whip them out whenever they could, etc.

any trap that goes to 4chan is likely to be very pretty

it's a lot easier to make yourself look like a pretty girl in a still image on the internet than it is irl. all of the traps that i have known have had the presence of a mentally ill person and very awkwardly deep voices and weird/unnatural bodily movements.

>>37306386
Just go on Tumblr and find out.

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why white people don't fight back?

>>37306316
Sauce?

orirignal

It's funny because it just proves that these niggers are retarded pack animals who pick on the weaker ones and are too afraid and dishonourable to do it by themselves

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>>37306193
So you are a fucking normalfag? Get the fuck out

>>37306235
>wants a punk gf who likes neutral milk hotel
>normafag
pick one

my grandpa had that

it killed him

he spent the last year of his life shitting his pants and drinking from a sippy cup

he died because he could no longer swallow food, he choked on it resulting in him vomiting which got into his lungs and gave him pneumonia


this planet is hell

>>37306129
>>literally a 25% chance to have your brain stop working properly

It's actually a 100% chance for all of us

No worries, I read that they have pretty much cured it

Most girls masturbate a lot, bro. More than the average guy, at least.

>>37306061
I don't think at least 3 times a day is average.

bumping
i'm so lonely

>>37305891
Those men are projecting because they are afraid to confront their inner darkness.

>>37305923
Men consist almost entirely of darkness.

>>37305891
>sex
yes

>violence
yes

>money
no