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*ruins elliot rodger's plan*
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*destroys elliot rodger's car*
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>>34842328
*makes elliot rodger go crazy*
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*makes Elliot feel incestuous*

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how pathetic you are to get friends?

I buy every single AAA game to a guy I met over callofduty on steam. He doesn't even like me, but he plays those game with me because he feels bad about it that I am spending on him shitload of money.
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To be fair, if you have enough money to do this you could surely do infinitely more in real life

For example roasties dig money
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>>34842175
why wont you buy me games anon?
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>>34842197
roasties can carry diseases, don't do this to OP

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What's the point of living if you're average or below average in every way? Exceptional people are the only ones that are remembered
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>>34842171
You make our lives easier, that's why you exist.

t. very exceptional person
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>>34842181

We really don't. There's just too many of us to kill off.
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>>34842171
You can't have an ocean without water my friend.

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>Be surgeon
>Save lots of lives
>Marry hot brainless whore
>Make babies
>Whore dumps doc
>Whore gets kids, all the money
>Doc facing lifetime of slavery in squalor
>Whore's lawyers threaten rape charges if he resists
>Doc would face actual rape in prison
>No way out
>Doc becomes an hero

Post this everytime a rostie cunt or white knight praises marriage.
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Do you seriously believe no one verifies stories like that? 10 seconds in google show you to be a complete liar. The only true thing is that the guy jumped off the bridge after divorce.

The rape part you just made up.
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We already know how bad it is, we are just waiting and have been waiting for everyone else to see it.

But since we are nobodies, nobody wanted to listen to us.
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>>34842210
Newfag detected. He isnt saying rape is apart of the story he used saying how the women just has power in court and could do that.

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Did the robot who is obsessed with airports ever post more stories?
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This is some seriously weapons grade autism

I must have more
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>>34842137
>weapons grade autism
1. Does that mean /k/ is full of autists?
2. I've been obsessed w/ cars, then planes, and now ships. How autistic am I?
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>>34842169
trains is usually be best test of autism

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Why that fucking site was flooded by normies? /b/ is flooded by trans and porn threads just like /r9k/ but this board is also flooded by normans. Half of the threads are femanon threads!

If you are a fucking woman or ever had sex you are a normie and should leave now.
>inb4 gtfo to wizchan
Wizchan is too slow.
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This obsession of chans with the "everything goes", "muh free speech" approach always inevitably ends up ruining the boards.

I'm considering putting up a heavily moderated chan.

Problem is, then it will probably be too slow and nobody would use it.
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>>34842041
>TFW LMAOING @ UR LIFE
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>>34842041
d use it anon

if you make me a admin

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You have no excuse senpai.
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Thanks for the objective proof that black people can't be robots OP.
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>>34841909
My excuse?

I dont have down syndrome. Autism maybe, not down syndrome.
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>>34841909
>hands dropping a ohine in the foreground

Then who was phone???

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tfw no square, chad jawline
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There was a kid at my school who looked like that
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>>34841806
>When your friend says be there or be square and you didn't get invited
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>>34841806
>IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM

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Wouldn't natural selection favor black people, especially the darkest black person?

Melanin is advantageous in each and every way. It's like built in sunscreen and reduces your chances of getting skin cancer. Whites have to get cucked by the sunscreen jew.White people are like humans lite. Dark skin people are humans deluxe full package.
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>>34841712
White people can get more vitamin d which is evolutionarily favourable if you live in a place that doesn't get as much sun, when it comes to evolution it's less what's advantageous consistently and more what's advantageous in these specific situations or environments.
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>>34841748
True, but its good in short run but bad in the long run because humans are everywhere now (not just the cold north) so either way whites get cucked
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>>34841712
Black people have a lower average IQ, among other disadvantageous factors.
Race isn't just a color.

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>tfw unconsciously got on nofap and have been going for at least 3 weeks
I'm only 23 and my libido is already dead.
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it happens anon, you will get it back in notime.

i had times like these and sometimes there are times where i cant get trough the day without whipping one out.
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>I'm only 23 and my libido is already dead.

That's completely normal. Happened to me to. Look up the statistics.
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not enough zinc, vitamin b12 and vitamin D

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>tfw huge problems with concentration and psychiatrist has me suffering from ADHD
>tfw considered an adult so am on a waiting list while all the kiddos in middle school get their treatment first
>tfw their shitty grades don't matter at all but my GPA is suffering and it will literally affect me for the rest of my life
>tfw the waiting list just got increased from 6 months to 8 months

Why is life so unfair? All I want is some adderall so that I can be a productive member of society.

Fuck this shit.
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Any other ADHD bros on here? Would love to hear how the meds help out, for those with difficulties concentrating.
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>>34841618
just buy some speed from darknet if you can find the right guy you can get it at 20g for 50 pounds
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>>34842314
It's better to find a dealer irl for amphetamines since they are so expensive on the darknet.

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As a matter of preference, do you find the "lean" ass look to be more attractive or do you prefer the PAWG look?

It seems that everywhere you look women are trying to go for the kardashian shape

Anyway, post your likes/dislikes/shitposts

>pic related: the lean ass vs pawg
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>>34841575
PAWG look for me.
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>>34841575
>"lean" ass
no such thing, you have ass or you don't

flat ass is disgusting, on man or woman
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Bigger than your PAWG

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ITT: post old screen caps from 4chan

This ones from '07
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HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

epic win
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>nobody uses motivationals any more
Feelbird carry me away
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>>34841434
i will never understand how old school memes like motivationals and flash videos managed to become so hated. they were tons of fun when they were current. does everyone but me hate fun?

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Have you had a crush on a family member ?
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>>34841370
I've crush on my cousin. She's been living with my family for 10 years, since her parents died when she was 13.

We grew up together. We both in 20s and single, never had any BF/GF until this day. I am thinking about confessing my feeling to her this valentine.

I used to be very horny fantasizing her and would fap 3 times straight. But nowadays I get a feeling so complicated, on one side, I don't want to see her end up with someone else, on the other, I'm not sure if I'd want to be with her, committing myself to her.
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>>34841370
Not exactly crush though
I just wanna fuck one of my mom's cousins
And I can clearly tell she kinda wants my D too
But she works in China, and she's 40+ almost 50, we only see each other once a year, moreover, I'm too much of a sperg to start a conversation
BTW she kinda looks like this Japanese pornstar
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>>34787414
Go to your containment thread

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>6 minutes until Valentine's day 2017
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>gonna try to eat until I explode

I hope it happens this time
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in your shitty eurotrash "country" maybe. gotta wait another day to post valentines feels around here boy. go back to sleep
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>>34841272
>10 hours 3 minutes until valentines

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