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You fucked now, dawg

...and?
I have over $20k, and I'm not on here crying.

>>38434086
so just get another credit card to pay off your old debts. If you pay them on time you keep establishing good credit and you will keep getting offers for better and better cards. You can keep it going indefinitely.

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>mfw no infp gf to seduce and rape-role play

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>>38433996

INTJ farmer, you ok with the social aspect of that job?

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>>38434843
master-race
/
masseuse

>>38433978
Why loose it that fast? Why not have it be with someone you care about?

>>38433978
reading shit like this makes me sad

>>38433978
Bait fuck off faggot asshole

>it's another pussy worship thread
FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT YOU THIRSTY FUCKS
btw if you've ever had a relationship you are not a robot

>>38433960
Well, why not.

>Age
20
>Height
1.65m, give or take a few cm.
>Weight
52kg
>Bra Size
75B
>Race
Caucasian
>Hair Color
Auburnish
>Eye Color
Brown
>Occupation
Student/NEET
>Are you a virgin?
I've never been dicked if that's what you mean
>How many boyfriends have you had?
Zero
>Tampons or Pads?
Tampons, my periods are pretty light fortunately
>Would you date outside of your race?
Probably not
>How often do you masturbate?
A couple of times a day. Four or fiveish. Varies depending on my mood, cycle etc

>29
>4'11"
>96lbs
>30C
>White
>Dark Brown
>Dark Brown
>NEET
>Yes
>0
>Pads
>No
>Never

alcohol, weed, and hawaiian-style slide guitar all help a lot.

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>>38433846
Nightwalk, reading suicide note, sleeping.

>>38433918
where do you find suicide notes?

>>38433808
This is what happens when you try to congregate with normies, OP. It just doesn't work.

Can you post the comment that you made OP?

>chads see ur virgin stare thru the text
FUCK

>>38433731
>Portugal isn't mediterrenean but Slovenia is
You know it's part of the Iberian peninsula, right? Its climate and culture is also mediterranean.

>>38433731
>/MED/ general never worked in /int/

yeah right i saw that shit reach 100+ replie on /int/

now remove your regional generals from /r9k/

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>>38433893
you have a point
so let's agree what's med
i would say italy greece spain portugal tunisia lebanon and turkey

>>38433715
What's up with that guy's cane?

>white """"people""""
even the dog is fat

>>38433715
>the fatass bitch on the front row has a black baby on her arm
not even surprised

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>>38433685
Don't do it! Drugs are for losers, anon. There's nothing cooler than sobriety. Do you D.A.R.E. to be sober?

>>38434212
so far I have no problem remaining sober but its tempting for sure. how can i keep the devil away? i dont want to sin

>>38434212
Do you dare to smoke weed and get blazed up

Smoking weed is safe and so are dealers

Drugs are for cool people

>>38433613
Yep someone on here said about mental illnesses tha if you can fake it you probably have it

>>38433613
What does it feel like OP? Does it feel overtly bad, or just numb?

The good ol' switcheroo

>>38433611
they pay 3 times more

sage

stop with this shill shit you fucking jewish freak

they're reliable dads

>>38433463
I'm deciding if I should go to sleep again or play wow it's almost 1110

Sorry meng, my experiences are the opposite, successfully escaping into NEET life after working.

>>38433508
How long has that been your life for? I'm sick of living this existence.

>>38433549
Are you enjoying it? How do you support yourself?

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bealinopp

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>>38433444
anyone else see the similarities between sheldon and TheReportOfTheWeek?
It's actually uncanny af

>>38434523
Jesus Christ.

Originalatoo

>>38433377
This meme actually helped me get a part time job, thanks dad.

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>>38433418
"Great job, Champ. Now let's get you another one. You can never be too busy."

>>38433377
I tried to do this for somebody and he stole my suit.

>>38433331
because i dont know how to talk to a girl

waiting for incel replies

I'm doing it this Wednesday. Made out with her 2 days ago and it went really well. I guess I'm finally going to ascend to normiehood.