Do you think Russian girls would date a somewhat cute /fa/ spic?
>>38165460
Are you a manlet? Russians hate short people.
Russian women are treacherous af.
those girls are whoring themselves out by the time they're old enough to read and understand sex.
different culture in Russia.
>>38165460
I would fuck middle left just to fuck the other three. Especially middle right. Holy shit she's hot
Why are you so obsessed with her? Your oneitis?
I don't think I know. I like her accent and her ass in pictures.
I am obessed with the spiders in my head because they are the only things that wont hurt me. They steer me in the right direction and in the end i am happy. I hope i can go beyond my body one day and become one of them.
I'unno, maybe because I'm an autist with OCD? I passively stalk her on social media. We haven't talked or even been in the same room for about a year.
>>38165854
Godspeed, anon. I hope the same, for all of us.
>co worker spills my mug of coffee in the break room
>puts some toilet paper over the spill and leaves it
>I find it and say wtf happened
>co worker says she spilled it last week too
>co worker says I should close the mug
>tell her I'm constantly going back and forth from the break room to the floor so I keep it open to take a few sips as I pass by
>say she should be more observent of her surroundings
>she flips out
Yeah ok how the fuck is this my fault? Stupid cunt.
>>38165376
why dont you take it with you?????
>>38165402
I'm afraid if some retard knocks it over it would damage the merchandise, so I keep it in the back. I even put the mug on the table against the wall so I don't know how the fuck she knocked it over.
I'm going to start bringing a mug that doesn't close just to prove a point.
>>38165376
Typical ""clumsy"" roastie. When will they learn?
Slut tells
>Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky
>Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped
>Over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc
>Hoop earrings
>Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"
>Poor memory
>Curses excessively
>Not in contact with any friends from their past
>Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor
>Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look
>Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies
>Was "raped", especially if in college
>Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him
feel free to add your own brothers
THOT PATROL
PRACTICE GF EDITION
>tfw have a lot of the red flags but am still a virgin
haha haha
>>38165369
Are you the THOT police chief?
You're pretty gud
is now open
come, order a drink, share your story about life, and most probably about women trouble
Jukebox is now playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ix39AKlQac
>>38165342
I tried removing her from contact to try dealing with her absence anon, and couldn't go back because I was afraid she wouldn't care anymore and had moved on, so I spent the days crying and reminiscing, but when I got back to her she confirmed my suspicions, as she had 'other problems on her hand so she didn't think of our break-up that much'. She claimed she hadn't gotten over it, but that almost has no meaning. She was so loving, hell, she was the first person who made me feel truly loved. And the first person who I truly loved.
Why shouldn't I end it all?
>>38165618
>Why shouldn't I end it all?
because she were not last
order something or get out of my bar
I would lament about my problems with women, but I'm at the stage where I don't care anymore and just want to sort myself out.
>23
>no job
>no car
>living in a 1 bedroom shoebox
>unhygienic
>holes in teeth
>smoke like a chimney
>schizoaffective
I won't say life is hell; there's people here and other places who have it far worse. I just want to know what I should be doing. I've been taking medication and listening to the GP a lot more, going to organize a psychologist appointment within the next few weeks.
Those of you who plan on living to 30 without snapping and hiring a prostitute, what will you do one you have the infinite powers of the universe at your fingertips? I personally have some ideas:
>Turn all Chads into women, depriving roasties of what little dick their standards allow
>Using alchemy to create a beer that functions as a nutritionally-balanced meal
>Having my hat and robe stylized after SS uniforms for maximum style
>Having an army of goblins do all my laundry
Only eleven soul-crushing years to go.
>>38165316
I don't think the power is as great as it's made out to be but rather the all seeing eyes of truth you get essentially cripples you into nonexistence but you see the truth of the universe at the cost of your life.
rather then the ability to flat out destroy it you become an indexer of it rather then the common simpleton slimes you'd encounter on a day to day basis if you weren't pondering the complexities of the multiple dimensional existences of yourself.
However as i've mentioned we are mortal indexers we eventually succumb to the price of the vast expanse of incomprehensible knowledge we dedicate our lives to understanding a worthy task indeed.
The path is not easy, but worth the wait. Do not soil yourself with foul succubi. The knowledge you will gain is more than you can fathom.
>only striving to be a wizard
>not wanting to be the apprentice of an cosmic horror
Parents say aim low but thats too low,anon.
Say it with me:
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IN THE END
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IN THE END
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IN THE END
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IN THE END
Denial just makes things worse in the end
>>38165283
Everything will not be alright in the end
Lemme smash
Lemme smash
Lemme smash
>>38165283
You invite death when you talk like that.
Name a better serial killer
I'm in desperate need of Shipmeme's services right about now
*exposes OP's lack of taste in serial killers*
>>38165281
H.H. Holmes knew how to get it done. Designed an entire building for the purpose of killing.
>don't have sex with robots
>they hate me because they think I'm waiting for "Chad"
>don't have sex with robots
>they hate me because I'm a slut apparently
Make up your fucking minds. What do you want us to do?
>>38165265
Fuck one of us
And never post here again
femanon here, I know the feel sister ;_; !!!!!
>>38165265
They don't know what they want. Sexual frustration has made them illogical and misogynistic.
>white girls now look like Asian girls
this is your daughter on anime
Don't be transracephobic
She's streaming btw.
Jenaurf
/latenightbants/
Looking for more sj
Thoughts on your sensing/intuitive counterpart? For example, I'm ENFP.
I envy esfps to an extent. They seem to have the charisma and magnetism that enfps have minus the overthinking. That said, they're also brainlets. I only know one esfp who is particularly intelligent, and that's my mom.
Yo, I swear that I dindu' nuffin'.
Also does anyone else think that there are anons purposefully larping as other typed to discredit them? Some of the """"""""people""""""" on here who claim to be ENFP are such annoying cunts. That might just be because my type is filled with histrionic, self centered children.
who /hatestheirtype/ here?
Why don't you get a job?
Even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
So why don't you get a job?
Well anon?
Not fit for purpose.
Google what that means, and then apply to a human being, not an object.
That's why.
>>38165220
Why aren't you fit for purpose?
Even Tarquin is fit for purpose
Mary Berry's fit for purpose
So why aren't you fit for purpose?
Well anon?
>>38165238
if you were just gonna memer reply me I wouldn't of bothered posting in your shitty thread
I seem like a sociopath because of my autism
how do I stop seeming like a sociopath?
ideally without being some kind of "nice guy" creep
>come off as rude because dislike eye contact and noise and bright light and responding to people
Are you already well known as the weird one?
>>38165178
Try daily prostate milkings and consider wearing a buttplug in public to enhance disposition and align your chakras
do any robots here know whats its like to be in love?
started talking to my ex again and i think im feeling it again.
don't fall for your ex anon, well I dont know your situation but think it through before, there's a reason she's your ex
>>38165161
>whats it like to be in love
>my ex
I wish I could just put my hand through the screen and choke you, you fucking normie faggot.
I have never had any relationships or even basic friendship and I'm nearly 30 now.
You know nothing.
>>38165175
what if its on both sides
Anybody else collect these cute little buddies?
They roam your desktop and sometimes cause chaos.
I'm showing off these Jojo ones because they are nice but there are a ton more all kinds of characters.
I could share some if you want if it's ok
Where do you find them? Obviously nicht originalle
>>38165310
There are some spread around Deviantart, Pixiv and Tumblr.
Idk where any other places are that have them really.
Here is a Saitama shimeji doing the "OK" pose he does sometimes randomly.
And here is one of Char when he feels like taking off his helmet for all you /m/ bros