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Let me ask you, robots....
How can any of you claim to be miserable when there are people out there (that you can walk out and see right now) who are homeless? People who lost both of their legs? People that are victims of acid attacks?
How can you not see these horrible things and just find the good in your lives? inb4 "ree normie," I'm an ugly, miserable NEET but I've realized that there's more to life than rambling about your life that is pretty awesome (mostly just by having access to the Internet).
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>>37749954
What good? Im in between apartments and have to live in a tent until i find another place, and ive been eating cold canned food for about a month because i dont have a way to heat it up and cant afford better food
I guess if there was any good its that i can charge my phone at work so i at least still have porn and this shithole
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How can you claim to be happy when you are not billionaire?
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>>37749954
Thank you for posting this. Most anons who are complaining about not having a gf are very spoiled. See this thread:
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I have a date with my oneitius tommorow, what are some do's and don'ts for me?
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>>37749949
Don't 1:
Go. Because then you're banned from this board.
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>>37749949
be yourself
le orginialiose
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Don't talk about your feelings. If you're depressed and suicidal, pretend you're doing great and feign happiness.
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>only two months left until people ask you what you did over summer break
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>be me
>freezing ass off
>mid winter
>have to listen to murica-fags talk about their shitty summer
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>>37749965
I massively prefer the cold you nigger
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>tfw this pic got me rock hard instantly
Haha, and I try to convince myself I'm not bi.
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>there are fembots that actually work ordinary jobs and don't just camwhore/twitch stream for money
if you wagecuck as a woman you're actually retarded
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>>37749873
I'm a camwhore and I never charge money. Im not good enough looking to charge money. Im happy if people just look at me.
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>>37749873
I actually told this to some of mine female coworkers, also said gold digging. they just laughed it off and probably talked shit behind my back like all coward women.
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>>37749873
>There are fembots...
No, fembots don't exist
No matter how hideous a women is on the outside or inside, there will still be men attracted to them
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>girl i've been talking to and hanging out with a lot recently tagged me in a video on how to escape the friend zone
what the fuck do I do
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>>37749831
"i know this is a little odd to ask, but why did you tag me in that video?"
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>>37749853
Literally this anon, puts the ball back into her court and you can judge the direction she wants this to go and take it from there
Good luck anon
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>>37749853
finally someone that is not an autist
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Why do you allow this on your board. Less than a year ago this would not be tolerated.
Why has this happened? Has (female) feelings over taken this board? Or are you genuinely a bunch of faggot tier redditers now?
Can we have a women hate thread please.
I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAWfK5LEGIg
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>>37749821
Wrong pic. This is the one I meant.
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>>37749821
>Less than a year ago this would not be tolerated
But that's not true though. When I first came here in late 2014, the board was FLOODED with fedora memes, women and redditors were swarming this place calling robots fedora tipping virgin neckbeards and all that at every opportunity. For a board that "hated women" it sure didn't fucking seem like it.
So compared to then, I actually think the board is better now. And women orbit men all the time, even /r9k/. So there is bound to be some femanons here who just won't leave us alone, because that's the way women are. They either idolize and worship men, or tease them, or downright hate us. Femanons tease us and downright hate us.
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I agree, this "fembot" bullshit is getting pushed pretty hard....
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>"Damn anon, you look cute af in the outfit."
How do you respond?
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>>37749793
Admit to being the sis 4chan raised me to be and take it up me to pleasure our nigger overlods as the white scum I am
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"I don't feel like working out today after all, I'm gonna head back home."
>Slowly back away
>Turn around and walk in a fast pace.
>Run
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Take all of their loads in my mouth like a good girl (boy)
>used to be NEET
>Get 9-5 job
>feel happier
>motivated to use free time better
>have more money
You fuckers lied to me, being a wageslave is much better than living on hand-outs
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>>37749755
>implying I have a choice.
Enjoy your job anon. No one will hire me.
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>>37749755
Being NEET is a meme. You can't enjoy life until you start earning your own living.
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>>37749755
>being a neet is a meme
>wageslaves
-t normalfags
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Hello my fellow normies,
I figure there's enough of us here in /r9k/ that we can have our own general.
To post in /normie/ you must:
> Have a car
> Have a job
> Have good hygiene
> Have more than 2 friends
> Not be significantly over/under weight
> Not be a virgin
Now, what are your plans for the weekend my normans?
I just got paid today so I'm going on a weekend getaway with the gf as soon as I get off work.
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Good general.
I'm going to the beach with some friends this weekend. I don't really like beaches but this friend of a friend I really want to fuck with is going. Wish me luck!
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Your post is bad and you should feel bad. I'm more a Chad than normie and I don't even fulfill your first criteria. The rest are easy.
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>not a virgin
>more than 2 friends
>have not so good job but it pays the bills
>host parties sometimes
>spend most of my time alone though due to a combination of lots of homework and laziness
I mean, maybe I'm semi normal but I wouldn't call myself a person. People are better than what I am.
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Why is life such a mundane, depressing experience? I don't feel any excitement, even having won scholarships, research grants and employment in my industry; these things don't give me any sense of achievement/happiness, and everything else that I used to enjoy is becoming more and more dull.
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>>37749741
I think it's called depression or some shit.
Just google it my friend.
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>>37749741
I could tell you but you wouldn't believe me, and you wouldn't listen to me.
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i mean just get a matte black lamborghini and make a instagram and show off ur wealth
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So did your parents buy you what you wanted when you wanted it?
Like a new gaming console and things like that.
Until I was 19 and moved out I wasn't allowed to watch tv, play video games, access the internet, or hang out with people. I wasn't allowed to do after school activities or go to spend the night parties or anything like that other than for church.
Spoiled people like Elliot Rodgers were given everything they wanted right away. That's why a person like him wanted love from a woman in such a entitled way. They saw it as an object to be had. Instead of understanding how to connect to a person.
Spoiling is a form of abuse. It's not your fault if you were spoiled but if you realize it you can stop passing on your abuse to others in the form of redpilling, MGTOW, and using people.
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>>37749690
Bump for replies. I really want to know if people here were spoiled in a similar way as Elliot.
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>>37749690
Bump. I really want to see if I'm right or not. Anyone share their experiences on being spoiled?
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>>37749690
>>37749744
>>37749774
I am a female btw, if any of that matters or will get me more replies.
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>Incapable of independant living
>No IRL friends aside from one who lives fucking miles away and is constantly busy
>Can't stop dwelling on all my cringeworthy past moments where I did something stupid, got humiliated or tried and failed miserably at something and never got better at it no matter how hard I tried
>Get jealous of literally everyones skills and always assumed when I saw a high ground of skill that I could never reach it/can not do it
>Never leave the house as I know there's nothing for me to do or I'll just get made fun of again
>Extremely hard to make meaningful friendships with literally anyone because they're always the same chav/Chad type or some quiet douche
Voice your issues
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>>37749680
What are your hobbies ? O P original
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>>37749720
I torrent and watch movies.
Also play on the PS4 sometimes.
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>>37749680
>voice your issues
I'm too gutless to end my pathetic existence.
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>when a girl asks if you are a serial killer
fuck you, cunt
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>co-worker mentions I look like school shooter
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>>37749625
>chads are scared of me because they think i'm a serial killer
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>Dress neutral
>Look average
>No overly long or short hair, clean shaven, sometimes stubble
>Essentially look like the grey man
>Still get stared at and snide comments whenever I go out
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>discover an friend online is suicidal
>try and help
>talk non-stop for 18 hours
>blocked
Does anyone here have any experience offering help to others online? I'm really scared he's going to hurt himself and I don't know what to do anymore
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If he wanted to kill himself even though you existed, you must have not offered him that much happiness. He probably was just putting on a shell while trying to be friendly.
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>>37749685
I don't care what he thinks about me. I would prefer not letting a person die whether or not he was pretending to be friendly
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>>37749607
Life is a circle
Wait for your next round and try better that time
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Is it true that women get much better orgasms with a big dick/dildo.
I have heard some stories where the wife gets her first dildo and she gets the most intense orgasm of her life because of the size.
What experiences have you made?
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>>37749532
That's horseshit. There's a dozen more important factors.
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>>37749532
No women get off of clit stimulation since it's basically an undeveloped penis.
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>>37749532
Yes, it is true. I have a big dick and everytime I have fucked a girl they start cumming almost immediately.