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Robots post your daily routine ITT.NEETkings and wagies both welcome
Mine:
>wake up at 7 am sharp
>masturbate to hentai by certain artists
>shit and shower by 9,sometimes skip shower
>eat cereal and filling breakfast by 10 am
>watch anime/kamen rider until 11:30
>11:30 start coding for my game
>3pm masturbate to /gif/ jav porn or animated porn and then cook something to eat for lunch
>4:30-6 pm draw shit and art practice
>6pm masturbate to western porn,usually gwen tennyson or jessie from team rocket
>7:30 pm watch TV for news and current events
>8:30 cook dinner
>9:30pm-1:30am make music for the game
>1:30-3 am masturbate to trap hentai manga /doujin
>3am-4:30am fix the code i wrote during daytime,shitpost and mark the progress in notepad journal
>around 5 am sleep

Living the dream
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>want to be a qt girl
>Too dumb and poor to do anything
>Now homeless
How do I kill myself
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Where is the end
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>>37826324
become a girl (male) and move in with some chad who takes rent payments in boipucci
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How you a ford phone to post with Mr hobo?

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Do any of you bots look like the starring guy from Nekromantik?(post pics) He's just so fucking cute.
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Fembots of r9k in possession of the double X sexual chromosome, how would you react if your bf were to tell you he wants to drink your pee right from your pussy under the bedsheets in the morning when you wake up?
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I wish I was able to get autistic about something - like this guy restoring toy cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IK-jhiY-r8
Nothing seems interesting to me and I have the attention span of a goldfish.
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I have gone so far I rather feel terrible than feel nothing
Im trying to make myself sad and miserable in general but it just doesnt work anymore
Someone kill my cat or something
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>finish wanking
>no longer give a shit about women

Why can't it always be like this?
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>just heard my normie little brother say to his league friends over team speak "it's not gay if she has a feminine penis"
Can 4chan stop infiltrating normie speak please. It's actually getting out of control. I know completely normal people who have never used 4chan using the words "Chad" and "Stacey" because they're hearing it on facebook.
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yeah i hear it alot from random people in town, this place has gone full normie, id bet 80% of the users here are normies with "depression"
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>>37826398
better than r9k "I don't have a gf I'm so depressed" meme self diagnosed depression

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Do you guys feel evil hate from Hell but want to be good persons? I feel like I'm fucked.
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>>37826076
I'm in a somewhat contrary situation. I'd call myself a nice person, but I try to be bad.
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>>37826076
Nah, just some idiot who can't mind his own business
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>>37826111
t. Vigne

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So after I was pressured by society ( normalfags) to lose my virginity and feel like a human again, I finally got a smelly hooker.

The experience was pretty underwhelming. The handjob was the best part, something I can do myself.
I did it with a condom, but after a week, the top of my penis is really cold and I can barely get it up (before that I jacked off 3 times a day). Still no red spots and rashes.

So don't follow a dead man's path, it's much better do die a wizard if you can't find a woman you love with zero diseases, instead of dying for something retarded like this.
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Sex won't make you not be a boring piece of shit. The only way to feel like you're actually living your life and not being a soulless husk is to actually do shit and have/build a social circle.
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>>37826073

Boring? Why do I need to entertain some faggots every waking moment for the rest of my existence? "Don't be so negative, smile more, spend more". Fuck this shit.

If I'm dying, at least I won't have to care about all this taxing shit.

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Have you ever seen a black person with naturally blue eyes?
>pic related
She's African and has blue eyes, why isn't this more common?
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>girl hits me
>pop a boner
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Femanons, are you a nice girl? Why don't you like nice girls, /r9k/?
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>>37825881

Being nice is nothing impressive, it's like one of the many prerequisites to be granted the honor of my company.

Why some people surround themselves with mean people is a mystery.

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What procedures do you need? How are you going to pay for it? Will you be embarrassed about your friends and family knowing you had plastic surgery?

For me, I think I need a sliding genioplasty. But I haven't consulted with a doctor yet. I hope I do not need jaw surgery, as that is extremely invasive and takes years of braces just to be ready for the procedure.
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FUCK ALL YALL RACIST CRACKER PIECES A SHIT ON THIS BOARD
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Hold up.

>B
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that's a fat bmw (black man's willy)

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