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Is that idiot even a U.S. citizen? Why does he have a stupid fucking British accent? An accent not of the fucking Americas meaning he has no fucking ancestry in the Americas yet acts like he knows everything about politics in the Americas. Why does the right hate globalism yet love these globalist shills from Britain and Canada? I want to beat the shit out of that faggot.

>>35394758
you don't watch anime. you're not even gay, you fucking frog approriator

go back to twitter

actually kind of sad how btfo he got.

https://samkriss.com/2017/02/22/voyage-to-the-prison-planet/

>>35394746
Here is the ultimate test. If you can watch without being bothered than you are a sociopath like me. Bonus points if it gives you an erection, like me. I'm a cold hearted SOB lols.

No, cos you love your granny. Love between a grandma and her grandson is purest love (no incest).

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>>35394746
Could Bateman be considered a robot?

damn son, clip those fucking finger nails. can you even make a proper fist with those talons?

>>35394689
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

>>35394714
I can grasp a rapier just fine but a fist fight is for the dogs

>>35394734
Well as you can see I am biting my thumb.


Are the mods on our side if I say yes?

There isnt even the numbers and letters on the side so i can tell the position, fuck this

>>35394683
can't you just figure it out?

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now? im not original

>>35394651
The rule of thumb is, if you can smell it. Most likely others can as well

Maybe, if you were to take off your pants

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING CHANGE YOU MAN CHILD?! OF COURSE PEOPLE ARE GONNA SMELL THAT!

How about you just dump your current partner and then fuck your crush without guilt. Don't be stupid fucking cunt.

>>35394596
in that game? i'm pretty sure that Mr.Antifun will make a trainer for it unless it's multiplayer only.

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>>35394596
>a person is actually has feelings for you and is loyal to you
>decide to betray their trust and cheat on them
You are the worst kind of person. You have what some on this board can only dream of, and yet you take it for granted and throw it away all for the pursuit of temporary pleasure.

>>35394582
haha yeah do you like boys and do you want to bully me endlessly irl?

When i played saints row i always got a hard on when i started beating random females on the street

My room isnt comfy. Its got a bed, a gun, and a shelf full of clothes.

My living room is pretty comfy although plain.

you need a comfy bed

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Try to keep it clean and open. Windows help a lot, don't have your curtains closed all the time.

>>35394538
You're not a friend if you aren't willing to tell them something you know they won't like in the attempt to make their life better.

>>35394568
/thread

FUCK being original
Damn I'm still not original

>>35394568
It's so self evident but he refuses to do anything about it though, I'm not sure I can change that

yeha that's a guy dude. look at that horse face

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>>35394532
>whole wheat

>horse face
>man hands
>cargo shorts

maybe on a 17 or 18 year old it woulda been hilarious, but to play that on a 10 year old is fucked up.

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made me laugh dublblox

>>35394488

Who gives a shit? All I want is the validation of having a girl want me

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>>35394488
i'd probably just manipulate her and degrade her so deeply that she loses all innocence and feeling of ever having a soul or worth, and then i would convert her into darker fetishes, eventually bind her completely to humiliation and submission, to the point where that's all she finds arousing. I would make her entirely dependent. I would make her fear losing me constantly, but then tell her her petty groveling and jealousy sickens me and makes me want to leave even more. I would lodge her between clinging to hope and despair, which i provide accordingly on the flick of my wrist.

This is the natural state of a relationship between man and woman. there is no way you can argue against me.

Your OP contained no actual points.
>doesn't belong in this century
What did you mean by this?
>pretentious in its forms of presentation
What did you mean by this?

Pacifism is becoming very hip
Also the monsters are pretty cute

>>35394479
The way combat works was pretty novel and the idea you could avoid combat was pretty neat too. The story was just good enough and gets surprisingly dark once you get down into that secret lab.

Plus the last boss fight against the prince is super dope and amazing the first time you see it.

I'm not big into video games these days but I'll give my daughter a copy of Undertale when she's old enough for it. It's both wholesome and surprisingly adult at times.

Pheromones. It's just your body telling you that wherever you go you must also rape


Also women don't move very much throughout the day = less sweat

>>35394475
They do not and they did not lmao

if i could i would hang around women 24/7

they're just all around so pleasant

the very few instances i have i enjoyed it

>>35394462
stop letting your dog fuck you

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>>35394462
this is proof enough against the intelligent design argument

>>35394462
Why the fuck are there bichons on r9k?