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Is /r9k/ read for nuclear war?
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This all feels like Cold War 2: Electric Boogaloo
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No, and it keeps me up. I can't sleep because I feel like each day could be the end.
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they bomb Washington state? why bro? why?
The world confuses me these days
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I don't get it, what's wrong with that picture
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The way we look at their gender politics speech is probably the same way we look at chanspeak. We can sort of recognize it and piece stuff together but it still looks like incoherent babble
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>>36265792
>all those words
>having 193847923874 different subpreferences to define ones sexuality
it's fucking simple. do you take the cock or not?
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/fit/ robots gather up 2017-04-14 06:02:40 Post No.36265783
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this is a thread destined to /fitizen/ robots only
fatties and dyels go away
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>>36265783
What if I'm a fatty trying to get /fit/?
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>>36265783
>"fatties"
>shaming a disease
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You're not a robot, you're a failed normie. Go back to /fit/ with all the other failed normies, gymrat.
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Any femanons here?
Would you let me lick your feet?
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wow those are truly some perfect soles!
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can we get a quality feet thread, I need to fill my folder
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Femanon here. Of course I would.
What's worse, a woman having a roast vjay or a guy being a manlet?
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>>36265752
Being a manlet.
t. 6'1 roastie licking tallfag
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Nothing is worse than being OP.
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>>36265752
lots of guys have roastie fetishes senpai
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Anyone's got that picture with the /r9k/ essential movies ?
I don't think I'm gonna sleep much this night so I tought that watching some movies would help me pass the timeand enjoy more the left-over weed
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>>36265740
self bump out of pity
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>>36265740
I have one of them
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>>36266667
>one off from that amazing get
Damn
This isnt/r9k/ but i thought id drop another one
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tell me about the mushrooms 2017-04-14 05:59:52 Post No.36265739
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tell me about the mushrooms
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> depression for 15 years
> anxiety for 10 years
> nothing's working any more
I want to try mushrooms and/or LSD to see if they can do anything about my long term problems. I've been on loads of prescription drugs and they're clearly just jewish tricks.
What I'm worried about is how I'll behave on these things. If I go into it depressed will my inner self or whatever challenge me to finally end it? Will I shit everywhere to confront my IBS?
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Trust me, if you're already depressed and you take LSD, on its own, you will feel downright suicidal. however if you mix it with a lot of weed it should be the life changing experience you're looking for.
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The best way someone described Mushrooms to me was "each thought leads its way onto the next", so if you go in with a depressed mindset, you'll have a bad time. Also, don't think that they'll cure any depression or anxiety, that's a normie belief, it doesn't work like that. But it is fun if you are in the right mood.
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As other anons said, don't.
Psychedelics like lsd and shrooms amplify your mindset. If you're already having a bad time, youll have a shitty shitty time.
LSD or shrooms only work for depression under psychotherapy uses, not by yourself. Thanks to your government protecting you, there's no psychotherapy widely available because those drugs are considered worse than cocaine or heroin
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How do you maintain eye contact with good looking women?
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I'll bite.
1) understand that eye contact is a valuable tool in EVERY conversation.
2) practice with friends/family/anyone - just be aware of the fact you have a hard time with it so you need to focus on eye contact.
3) repeat multiple times
4) eventually it will be second nature
This isn't training for an iron man or studying to be a neuroscientist; it's looking someone in the eye.
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>>36265687
>>36265862
...just look between their eyes, no one can tell
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omgosh she looks like me <333 :*** <33333 i love los angeles ^_______^ !!!! <3333 ~
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Ao, how common is the overly critical, overbearing, controlling, unempathetic asian parent meme? My parents are so shitty that I've decided that i need to get away from them
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Asian r9k discord code, only asians allowed.
QccVhcB
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>>36265662
you should pee pee in their coke
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>school is ending
>get on bus full of asian students
>girls look fine but...
>lots of buttfucking young but ugly asian guys
jesus christ
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how crazy is /r9k/?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
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>>36265661
youre quite high on those op
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I am diagnosed schizophrenia and some social anxiety.
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oh man this isn't very good i thinkplease kill me
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>masters in STEM
>5 page essay due in 4.5 hours, complete with references
>only have the skeleton of what to write, and no papers
I'm an idiot. An idiot spoiled pig who's had everything handed to me and yet I still don't have the self control to make the BARE MINIMUM of what's been assigned. I've had 4 weeks, literally 4 weeks to do this.
If I fail this degree, that's IT. I came from the lowest income bracket, worked hard at minimum wage for years to afford myself this opportunity, and what am I doing when in this foreign country in my student accommodation? Going on r9k, masturbating and overeating chocolate biscuits.
Thing is that working those jobs wasn't a personal challenge. It wasn't self control it was just mindless compliance and everyone's like "ohh anon you must want this so much to work this hard". And I mean, I DO want the success, but fuck me, this is the first proper challenge I've faced in this course (because the ability to actually do something on time is taken for granted).
The most embarrassing thing is that it's going to be reviewed by somebody else in my class AND I have to present it on Monday. So it's not just my personal shame like when I was an undergraduate, I'd submit it to the lecturer and he'd be all "try harder", but the whole class will now know my incompetence.
I feel like I deserve to just work unskilled jobs my whole life. I don't have the discipline for this. Because if I got an extension, I'd delay it too. If they took pity and just passed me, I'd struggle the same when it comes to my masters thesis. And if I managed THAT, then I'd get a job in the field. Then it would be daily tests of my self discpline.
Why can't I get my fucking life together.
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The only thing you can do at this point is try to be less retarded next time
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Why the fuck are you doing a masters if you're not fully prepared and dedicated to it?
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>>36265543
>masters in STEM
>why can't I get my life together?
Get the fuck off my board. You are worse than normies with gf's posting here. If you are this smart you CAN'T BE A ROBOT GET OUT REEEEEEEE
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Every ran away from the police?
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I have actually. I was naked too.
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Once but I lost them in the woods.
I legit didnt do anything wrong either. The car was my father's, I paid him to let me use it, and he assured me it was never reported stolen. Cops are just out to get whoever they can.
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>>36265688
Where the fuck do you live, some third world banana republic?
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What is /r9k/'s best pepe?
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>>36265520
Why do I have to say it again and again.
If you want to succees in life (pepe is love pepe is life) you have to drop dead the teenage tactics of :" hey, who is of the bezt !? xD"
if its 2deep4u : They are all Best Pepes.
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apu is best pepe
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Apu is the cutest
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here's a lil something that just happened, sort of
>me five years ago
>weird 14yo faggot kid that only wore sweatpants and played mobile games in class
>happy with my life at that point, only had about three friends but they were good i guess
>15th birthday, girl from english class comes to my party
>tells me before she leaves that she "likes me"
>sheeeeeit.f4v
>know nothing about dating and couldn't give less of a shit about females, go with it anyways
>start talking to her at school and shit, exchange phone numbers and steam names
>(note that she's maybe 6-6.5/10 at this time)
>we eventually start "officially" dating (whatever that means)
>fuckin and such
>around a year in, she stops talking to her own friends as much and starts hanging out with me and my friends instead
>she's a 3.5+gpa student that's usually nice to everyone, is depressed and had an eating disorder
>basically, she has max pity points from everyone i know
>if we ever argue about something everyone immediately takes her side instead of mine
>a while in, she was talking about how her "friend" said one of my friends, who i'll call John, is the "strong and silent type"
>nigger what ok
>immediately think that she's going to cheat on me soon with "John", one of my very few friends
>fast forward to one year ago, i was 18
>we broke up mutually, we're both 7/10's at this time
>it's summer, and because we broke up and basically abandoned all her friends a while ago she ends up spending summer with my few friends
>i avoid all of them completely
>spent the entire summer interacting with only job-related people and family
>fast forward again to a few months ago
>she starts talking to me again for some reason
>i start talking with her and friends again
>we end up dating again, but without telling anyone
>she notices i usually avoid responding to her saying "i love you"
>she's extremely obsessive and possessive during this period
>she frequently mentions "what would you do if i started seeing someone else" ->
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>bitchiknowwhatyouredoing
>she's making sure we don't officially tell anyone we're dating again so she doesn't feel like she's cheating on me if she starts fucking someone else
>i'm psychic
>she stops messaging or talking to me for a couple days
>i didn't really notice because i was with family
>texts me at 7am last monday
>"we can't see each other anymore, i'm dating John now"
Even though I predicted this for a long time, I'm still hurt like a little bitch off of this. Why do I care? Obviously went back to not talking to any of my friends again, because even if I told them what happened, they would either not believe me or not care. What would you do in my situation, besides the obvious "get over yourself faggot/kys"
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I honestly have no advice for you, but I liked your story and I'm sorry you're in this situation.
This is just me acknowledging you, OP.
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>>36265646
feels as good as advice, thanks my guy
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aesthetic teeth/braces 2017-04-14 05:45:48 Post No.36265486
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I have two questions
1. Did you have braces?
2. Are your parents low class/villagers/middle class or higher
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>>36265486
Reviewbrah is pretty fuckable as a girl
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My parents are low classe and my teeth are fucked up I wish I had braces, even now I'm 17
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>>36265665
B&
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