>tfw no bf to cuddle with at night and stroke my hair
where the fuck do you think you are
of course it has a penis
We have regular milk, strawberry milk, chocolate milk, etc. Why don't we have peanut butter flavored milk? This seems like the kind of thing our society should strive to produce.
>parents bring home donuts
>four of them, enough for one each since my sjw in the making sister is here too
>ask for one, get told no
>brush teeth several hours later
>mere minutes later, they offer one to me and i'm pissed at their fucking timing
>they say i can just eat it tomorrow but then one of them fucking eats it anyway within minutes
Why do I even bother with these guys? It's already bad enough that they're the reason why we're so screwed financially with mum taking eight weeks off work in a 16 week timeframe for bullshit reasons, and she wouldn't let me get a job when during my gap year before starting my second uni semester when I was 19. Even when we're not low on money, there's never enough for me to get the occasional snack while both of them shower themselves in chips, candy, and whatnot constantly regardless of our financial situation, and then my mum wonders why she's gaining weight and prediabetic.
Straight Trap/Tranny fucker can you get in here and explain yourselves?
Why traps and trannies? Do you realize how disgusting that is? Would you choose a reall woman over a trap? How do you cope with the fact that traps still have boy smell and when they sweat it will smell like a guy? How do you cope with the fact that .0000000001% of traps look like actual women or the traps in your manga? How will you habdle the realization that traps are not soft like real women? How do you deal with the fact that you'll never be able to have spontaneous sex with your trap ""gf""? How will you handle your trap gf aging like a man? What will you say when your family and friends mock you for not being able to get a real gf and having to settle for a man playing pretend?
You can pick one and only one. No amount of mental gymnastics and CURRENT YEAR rhetoric will change that you're a biological male fucking a biological male, and that is objectively homosexual or at best bisexual
I cant be bothered to green text this. tldr Some dude i'm friends with invites me to his group chat, i lurk for awhile and it turns out the whole thing is literal 2013 tier stuff, and LE PREQUEL MEEMES, hence "These people are fucking normies jesus", he proceeds to screenshot that and send it to the group chat.
How do i recover? Is it time to go full NEET?
Their plebbitors, not normies.
Normies are actually confident and cool sometimes, and can tell "jokes" instead of memes.
Redditors are autistic, mutant, hybrids between robots and (((them))), so everything they say is cringe-inducing to either party.
>mfw my package is still two states away
>tfw couldn't sign for it bc at work
>tfw they won't redeliver
The fuck you expect me to do, ups?
I want to go back to 2010 what was your best year robots?
What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.
>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.
I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
Cont of: >>36747643
> posts on r9k
> isn't atheist, existentialist or nihilistic
Hey robots of r9k... Who else is drunk alone on a friday night?
also: drunken story thread, so feel free to post some stories from when you were drunk
>tfw mom hides pills because she thinks I'll accidentally take them
>constantly tells me to be careful if I have to drive somewhere alone
>treats me like a child despite being 24 years old
I can't wait to leave this place
heh. i'm almost 34 and it wont stop. my situation is different and i wont be able to leave. a few weeks back i kind of snapped and in a death serious tone i said "please stop speaking to me like if i were a retard" because she wanted me to eat more and was using that baby talk.
god fucking dammit. i want to never wake up.
Why aren't /r9k/ and /pol/ bros?
>both staunchly pro-white and pro-male
>both hate feminism and cultural degeneracy
>both produce lots of original content that they borrow from each other
It seems like we should be natural allies, yet every robot seems to view /pol/ as the enemy. What gives?
>Used to spend most of my time on r9k, little bit on pol
>Gradually began spending more on pol and less on r9k
>Now about to graduate into the field of my dreams, own a car, moved out of home and am supporting myself, have a qt (formerly) kissless virgin gf whose biggest dream in life is to settle down, raise a big family and look after her husband. Also have been recieving nude snaps of some bi, poly, SJW acquaintance ever since I accidently went full 14/88 in public.
>All started with going to the gym and joining a uni sports team my friends.
>I actually fapped to this today
I'm deep in it now boys
I just masturbated, had an orgasm. It didn't feel good though, not during the wank or when i came. This may have something to do with me recently accepting Christ so i know this is something i should not do, i got 0 pleasure from the act. anyone else get this?
I am wondering what is going on aswell, it was the weirdest thing i felt. After i came i just started laughing at the ridiculousness of it, it felt like god was telling me this isn't what my orgasm is for XD.
What are your life tips?
>Hunt for jobs
>Drive home jobless
That's what I do for happiness. LPT.
>Anon, please help us understand why we should give a position of relatively high responsibility to a high school drop-out, with absolutely no work or volunteer experience, who has absolutely none of the qualifications listed on the job description, and who, judging from this interview, obviously lacks the social skills needed to excel at this job. Not to mention your disregard for proper hygiene and your hideous fashion sense.