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>grossly incompetent at my job
>coworkers all hate me and yell at me
>refuse to quit and for some reason haven't gotten fired

Who else /devilish/ here?

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A new thread for the mentally sound

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>tfw no bf to ignore me while I suck him off

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My cat died today and I feel absolutely horrible. he was one of the few things that gave me genuine happiness. I never realized until now how how much I liked him, I would always find him waiting by the door for me in the morning and I would give him some pats before leaving and sometimes he would follow me to the car, always purring. when I got home today I found him laying there by the door where he would normally be rubbing against my leg before I fed him. I dont know what to do anon, have you ever lost a pet that was dear to you? how did you cope with it?

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All normies into the gas chambER

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>Vividly dream about having a gf for the third time this week
>that stinging sensation of loss when waking up
>the subsequential shame of being thrown out of balance and state of mind ruined for an entire day until I go to sleep to repeat the cycle

I think I'm finally losing it guys. All we did was kiss and hold hands. I think my brain is going into panic mode from the lack of human experiences I should have made more than a decade ago by any standard...

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proof that females have it easier than males

in just matter of seconds after uploading a photo of a girl to a dating app i get assaulted with non stop messages of guys greeting me and telling me im sexy

fuck you all vapid whores it's actually really all about looks and not because nobody pays attention to you

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How do you sleep?

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OK you beta bitch, you got me tied up, whatcha gonna do now?

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>be me
>walking through college campus
>outdoors, lots of open space, with concrete walking paths
>cute girl walking 50 feet in front of me
>notice that our trajectories are on a collision course
>try to change direction
>she does the same thing
>still on a collision course
>change walking direction again
>she does the same thing
>still on a collision course
>now 10 feet away
>try one last time to make it so we aren't on a collision course
>fails so I have to awkwardly sidestep to avoid walking into her
>mumble "excuse me" under my breath

FFS! WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT??Does this happen to anybody else

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I'm 18 and a senior about to graduate high school.
I got a C in Calculus for the second semester, and all A's and B's for my other classes. Will the 6niversity I'm accepted to revoke my admission since my first semester grade was a B?

I'm getting really bad anxiety over this.
If I get kicked out of university before it even starts I'm literally gonna commit suicide.

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Are you still clinging to hope that one day you will magically transform into a normy? You know you are just on the path to Wizard-dom and will off yourself on your 30th birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TvcAMENJE

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Reminder to all ""fembots"", with minimum effort you could literally have sex with a decent looking guy within the next 12 hours

So why aren't you?

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>be Jew
>since turning 18 donate blood regularly
>it's 10 years now
>mfw there is good chance that some stormfag now have my jewish blood in him

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>Sports? Social life? Clubs? Activities? Fuck that, school and grades are all that matters.
>no you can't go out to that afterschool event
>no you can't go over to that other nerd's house to play card games we don't know their parents
>no you can't go out for sports what if you get hurt
>now tell us everything about your day while we comb through your daily grades on parentconnect and call your teachers about your activities at school

20 years later

>Anon why can't you socialize at all?
>Anon why do you sit in front of your PC all day talking online and playing games?
>all my friends kids are getting married and advancing in their careers and you don't even have a job
>why can't you talk to people normally? Why don't you have hobbies and passions and motivation and confidence?

Really fires the good ole synapses.