>cold water hits me in the shower
>have to gasp
>feels like there's no air in my lungs
Anyone else get this?
>>37894090
why does this thread even exist. sage
>>37894147
It's a weird feel. Try it.
>>37894090
yea it's good for you I think, concentrate on not tending up and taking slow even breaths
lazy day edition
oreligoooo gogogoggbgbgggggg
we should just move these threads to friday desu
feet fridays
>>37894183
now THAT would be comfy
also higher res version of >>37894171
>me
>sick a lot
>bad diarrhea, bad runny nose
>blow nose and wipe ass with same piece of toilet paper because Jewish money saving tactics
>wake up from bad fever dream
>disoriented
>shit
>wipe ass
>blow nose
Realization
>Walking along
>Bought groceries
>Lettuce
>Tomatoes
>Some bread
>A bottle of wine for dinner tonight, with my attractive girlfriend
>Life's going good, robots.
>"wolololol"
>What's that sound?
>it gets louder
>"WOLOLOLOLOL"
>Grocery bag tears
>pic related
>"WOLOLOLOL"
>flies off
>gf dies next day
>autopsy
>her blood was tomato sauce
>all I hear is wolololo.
>>37894040
Lol nigawat?
>"mother, please stay away from my room, I'll will clean it, please"
>"ok son I won't touch it"
>go out
>come home
>fap
>open cum drawer
>one cum filled tissue is missing
>she did it again
I cried, I just cried right now. I can't stand this shit. My own mother cleaning my cum tissues and pretending nothing happens. Pls anons who consider having children, please first buy one apartment for them so they can fuck off when in teens and live there on their own. I'm doing my best to leave my home, but it's so fucking expensive and it will be YEARS before I can afford some small shitty dump to live. The idea of my mother cleaning my jizz is my main drive force to fuck off from here ASAP. FUCK HER WHY DOES SHE DO THIS!!! I TOLD HER, I BEGGED HER, PLS LEAVE MY ROOM ALONE, AND EVERY TIME I GET OUT SE CLEANS IT AND CLEANS THE CUM TISSUES IF THERE ARE ANY. I think I'll cry again, help me
Why do you even put them in some drawer? Why don't you wipe yourself clean and flush the thing? Why collect them?
>>37894022
could be some sort of "sons cum" fetish she has. wouldnt be surprised if she buries her nose into the tissues and has a large hidden stash of them that she keeps
>he doesnt eat his own cum to get rid of all the evidence
amateur tbhe
>tfw going to college in September at 24 years old
Anyone else know this feel? I'm going to be surrounded by 18 year olds.
>>37894016
nobody gives a shit, trust me
there are people a lot older than you in college
if you get a beard and dress nice you may have a chance with 18 yo girls, they'll choose you over their immature 18yo classmates, it's nature
>tfw going to conmunity college next semester at 24
I'll be surrounded by 15 year olds
any anons wanna play a civ 5 multiplayer game? im not that great but i want to try multiplayer since i have been playing nothing but single player.
>>37893973
I want to get one or two non-grand strategy games, preferably adventure related, also has to be under $20.
I was thinking about either fallout 4, Hyper Light Drifter, Transistor, Hollow Knight, Hitman, or Phantom Pain . Any suggestions are welcome.
>"Literally"
>"Spiritual but not religous"
>"I can't even"
>"Bleh"
>"Are you kidding me?"
Bonus round: things robots say
>"Faggot"
>"Cunt"
>"Retard"
>"Cuck"
>"Gay"
>>37893984
>things robots say
>Autist
>>37894076
O yeah I say that too. I also call people "chads" to my friends, they started using the term too. Or I say "autistic" when someone is really into something. I also unironically say "dropped my/his/their spaghetti" and "buttmad" in conversation
Robots say
>degenerate
>autistic
>redpilled
Gayest shit ever in all honesty
When did you start hating nice girls?
>>37893904
Why would I hate them? they get naked!
>>37893904
Well, I hate all women, and nice women are just a subset.
When I found out they were all roasties or attention whores
>How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?
>Are you a robot, cyborg, or normie?
33
Robot
>>37893845
33 as well but I'm a chad
27
cyborg
I'd be a full blown robot if I wasn't somewhat good looking, tho.
>>37893845
40 robot
i think my mom giving birth to me late explains a lot of the mental illnesses i have
>git ovah here and gibs me a push cracka
>people unironically find this attractive
there is such thing as too much momentum
Anything to get a handful of dat ass
round and round I go
If you don't find plain-looking chubby girls attractive, you are not a robot.
It is a very simple thing to lose weight.
>>37893828
That's past chubby and squarely into whale territory.
I sure do if you mean girls like this
Guess these threads are dead.
Post some or don't.
>37893814
>Bold actions lead to beta bitch feelings because the motivation was beta all along
Stop reading into my brain thanks
I hope to see lesser seen ones or originals.
Feels doomed man.
>he fell for the Christianity is red pilled meme.
>>37893754
> Christianity is red pilled
Tell me there's not actually people retarded enough to think this.
>>37893798
Have you been on /pol/ recently?
>>37893798
If people are retarded enough to believe that a red pill is a real concept, this isn't a stretch
>tfw fell for the subway meme
>>37893725
subway is good though meatball with lettuce,tomatoes, and ranch is fucking GOAT
For me, it's the italian BMT
>>37893725
yeah eating subway won't make you lose weight, it's just a meme