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>>38698123
Why the fuck do you read that delusional liberal rag? Buttfeed is cancer and so are you.

>>38698475
Dude wtf have you seen the forum you're using right now?! Lmao

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>buzzfeed is making fun of us again

>PLAYAN
Hollow Knight
>WATCHAN
Star Trek: Next Generation
>LISTENAN
Currently, Dreamcar
>READAN
Don Quixote
>EATAN
Had Steak N Shake for dinner
>DRINKAN
Rolling Rock
>FAPPAN
Just random amateur vids on Nudevista
>FEELAN
Glad to have two days off.

>PLAYAN
Last game I played was Tactics Ogre, gonna play some Enderal later tonight.
>WATCHAN
Castlevania
>LISTENAN
Kendrick Lamar
>READAN
4Chan
>EATAN
Had some pork chops, probably gonna eat some fruit later.
>DRINKAN
Water.
>FAPPAN
The same doujin that I fap to every night.

>PLAYAN
Hearts of Iron 4
>WATCHAN
Derek
>LISTENAN
Sabaton
>READAN
Necropath
>EATAN
Pepperjax
>DRINKAN
Just water for me
>FAPPAN
Old yearbook
>FEELAN
More content than usual, actually looking forward to Monday

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>>38698035
THIS CHAT IS A HOAX PERPETUATED BY THE DISGUSTING IRISH REBELS

TRUE NORTH IRISHMEN INHABIT THIS CHAT, ENTER AT YOUR PERIL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Cork

Burning it once wasn't enough

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>>38698035
Feeling alright there, tricky mick? Having some anal pains?

>>38698035
fuck you you gay ass faggots kys

Psychopaths don't go on 4chan, if anyone says that they are then they are lying
4chan is the most emotional website there is, filled with people who are dead inside which is different than being a psychopath

>psycho anons

dude dont ask here because youll just get edgefags talking about their "violent thoughts" and stuff they may want to do but are pussy to do.

honestly though it probably is like just being unphased by peoples emotions and liking stupid shit like that idk

>>38698021
I don't think Dylan and Eric were psychopaths. The fact that they did what they did is proof that they weren't. Psychopaths are charismatic and blend into society seamlessly. They cause damage through manipulation.

Dylan and Eric were hurting. Like many men are today.

This is one thing I can't handle

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Ray, Kahlan J.
22 April 1990 - 26 March 2016
Burlington, Iowa, US

Our Remembrance
Kahlan had the most free spirit, he was a kind and gentle soul. He was my only child. I'll mourn til the day I die. I love Kahlan RIP. Mom

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Heath, Marcus
11 December 1982 - 31 January 2000
Caanan, Vermont

Our Remembrance
My brother Marc had an infectious smile.He was warm and funny. He was the type of kids who was always there for people when they needed him.
I wish you had let us into your darkness and we could have goded you through. I would give anything to have you here today. We all miss you Marc. Our family has never been the same. I know I will see your bright smile again one day. Until then you live in the hearts of all that loved you.

That house looks pretty comfy, I wish I didn't live in a generic modern house

hah! they never learn.
i'm a tall muscular handsome man, yet im too shy to approach a girl and her friend in a pub.

however, if i were to approach, i would have convinced myself that she had shown sign she was interested in me (or im super wasted).
Did you accidentally look in his direction for more than half a second while he was trying to force eyecontact?

>>38697946
it looks like a pub...

Explain this then:
>4'5" here, everyday is pure hell. It's hard to get a job, the only job I had was to go to a kid's birthday party and dressed up as a donkey while my dad dressed up as a clown. I had a butt pad so the kids are able play pin the tail on the donkey. There is no God.

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I have been improving myself OP

>Working out and losing weight for 6 months now

>No longer absolute NEET(still living with gparents but making $1,000/month from eBaying)

>Hanging out with the few friends I have more often


Still hate the world. I'm not miserable, but that doesn't mean I can't be misanthropic.

Have you ever thought that maybe both of those things are true and maybe they both feed on each other?

When I was about 4 the neighbor family said I couldn't go on a bike ride with them

It's about the earliest strong feeling I have

>>38697890
most hurtful thing that ever happened has happened several times

>mom talking to friend about me while i am standing right next to her
>she says "oh you know! he is... just anon!"

>tfw even mother thinks im worthless

>>38697890
About 3 years ago I confessed to a girl

She brushed it off like a fucking leaf on her shoulder

or you're just a beta, y'know

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>>38697911
Not beta, I just want to serve her for the rest of my life. There's a stark difference.

>>38697881
men have always been enslaved to women and the vaginal jew

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>>38697876
>Majority of Asians hate anyone with dark skin, specifically black people
Asians are obsessed with blacks, there are tons of them in their Javs while they have zero whites

What was the name of that famous black actor in Japan again?

>>38697876
Not all asian people are racist and libs do get mad over asian racists when they see them. They got really mad over a racist ad from China a few months ago.

>>38698047
>basing your view of a continent with billions of people on a small subgenre of porn

Legitimately retarded to be desu

>night outside some neighborhood
>walking around
>some dude wants me to follow him
>refuse
>he pulls out a gun and tells me to follow him
>stare at gun for a second then quickly grab it and twist the barrel away from me
>both of us struggling to get control of the gun
>I get control of it
>shoot him in the face with no hesitation
>wait a bit
>police comes
>wake up
What does it mean?

>I'm a fish that is going through paintings in my old school
>I enter the assembly hall, full of my past peers
>I start entering there bodies, but by doing this I am literally killing them and causing them great pain
>I realise I am invisible and everyone is freaking out like WTF WHY IS EVERYONE DIEING
>I end up killing about 80% of the fuckers
Pretty violent I suppose but interesting none the less

What the fuck, I just woke up and there's a dream sharing thread. How wonderful.

>get rejected months ago
>still have this on snapchat
>view her story when I miss her really bad
>have a dream today
>she's snapchatting this chad in front of me
>can't see his face
>he's a massive guy
>laughing
>I'm getting really fucking jealous
>I get a peek
>she's nude, teasing him and all this shit
>showing her ass, tits and playing with herself
>couple of other guys get it too
>I wake up

I feel really fucking shit but it's just a dream right haha

>>38697835
It's gonna happen to you too. You get older and your metabolism slows down. You can't escape biology.

I think her job is actually to sing songs nicely

>>38697835
Jesus Christ is that actually her? How the fuck could she let this happen to herself?

>>38697812
monster is the best energy drink. currently drinking shasta cola from the dollar store though.

>>38697812
its not healthy for you
just stick with plain water to be safe

>>38697812
The cigarettes of our generation.

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>tfw one FUCKING chance to be born
>born 5'1 shitskin spic

>>38697771
Why are women so inflated with the idea of being perceived as a child?

Also men, why are all of pedos?

>>38697853
tall girl detected

it's okay, it's just a fetish. smart guys don't actually care how tall you are.