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>Tfw everybody here are in the 4chan history books
We will be told for future generations.
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>>38707655
>tfw you have a large part of the /r9k/ archive saved
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this is what a hive mind sounds like
when we integrate our brains into computers we will be together forever
>make us whole
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>>38707809
That is some kind of terrible nightmare.
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Does anyone else feel like they're absolutely suffocated by normies?
>most everyone I'm around is a huge fucking normie
>everyone just listens to the most pleb-tier of bands/artists
>can't really talk about how I really feel about anything most of the time
>normie-dom has even taken over most nerd circles
>can't talk about how much I hate normies even around other nerds because they'll judge me negatively and think I'm a neckbeard
>people who actually know anything about video games, music, etc. and don't just play/read/listen to whatever's popular at the moment are actually fairly rare
>while everyone is happy, in relationships, regularly having sex, hanging out with their friends, going to work, etc., I'm a borderline shut-in who's never had a gf, never had sex, a NEET, etc.
I feel like no one understands me outside of some places on the internet.
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>>38707603
Jeez I feel so bad for you, so sad to see another special snowflake unable to relate with anyone. Gtfo of my board you scum
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>>38707632
You sure showed me, anon. xD
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I bet you are more normal than you think. What bands/artist are you into.
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Anyone here snitch on normies? Last summer I ratted on the guy on my dorm floor that dealt Molly or whatever.
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>>38707458
snitches get bitches
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I can honestly say I've never truly snitched on anyone and I intend to keep it that way.
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>>38707869
This 100%. It's even taught to children that taddle tailing is not cool. Something went wrong if a person turned out to be a narc.
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>no friends
>no gf
>no ambition
>no goal
>no love
>no one to care
>therapy doesn't work
>meds don't work
>call suicide hotline
>"it gets better"
>niceme.me
this is my final post, guys, see you in heaven
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>>38707452
Are you at least going to take some niggers out with you?
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Don't you go to hell for suicide?
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>>38707452
it only gets better if you want it to. It only gets better if you work for it. Doing nothing gets you nothing.
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ITT shit normies do
>follow "celebrity gossip"
>watch all the cancer on MTV
>watch "dance offs"
>go to a movie theatre
>watch a superhero movie, without knowing ANYTHING about it's lore, not even basic knowledge
>watch music channels
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>waiting for new game of thrones episode
>drinking smoothies
>talking behind each others back
>posting "inspirational" quotes
>virtue signal about minorities
>worldview entirely based on what liberal comedians say
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>normies exist
fucking pisses me. Like why do they feel so compelled to live and produce more living beings?
It's as if they're not even sentient, they act purely on instinct, like animals.
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>>38707586
One thing that I've noticed is, us robots are more or less aware of the concept of nihilism, maybe even had the depression phase, but normies in general are not even aware of the existence of the idea
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You have 9 seconds to say something nice about my crush
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looks like a 9/10 to me, great taste anon
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>>38707423
pls be a female(girl) and become my gf
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>>38707506
hey stan, what's your favorite anime? love you
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IT'S TIME.
GATHER YOUR THINGS.
EXECUTE ORDER 66.
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>>38707421
>EXECUTE ORDER 66.
Shouldn't we initiate procedures first?
666
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Oh shit nigger is it happening?
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>>38707421
>ORDER 66:Masturbate until your weinder is raw
w-what purpose is this
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>tfw too virtuous to get laid
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>bustposting
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>tfw gave up on virtue to get laid
>big regret
seriously, it's not worth it
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>>38707432
Huh, never would have thought that was original. I will now use this whenever responding to bustposters, and I advise you to do the same.
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>be me
>high school
>really close friends with a girl
>we talk everyday, she's the closest friend I've had
>check if she's connected all the time
>sometimes send her songs and stuff
>I send one of my favorite songs
>tell her the lyrics are beautiful
>I thought it was kinda relevant to my life
>she searches a translation, she isn't really good with english
>"it says something about 'let me go', right?"
>hell no
>don't let me go
>tell her it's the opposite
>translate the song for her by hand
>time goes by
>shit happens, I have to leave
>fast forward two years
>listening to the song, it's still one of my favorites
>song is about to end, when I hear it
>"Let me go"
>she was right
>but I'll never be able to tell her
I keep having random flashbacks like this, send help
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Nice pasta anon
7/10
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Same thing happened to me, high school, best friends with a girl, but I had to let her. Just let her go, forget about her and find someone new. You will feel better.
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>>38707390
Same thing happenned to me
Except she was not even my best friend
I stuck around and around for someone who didn't even let me become their best friend
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Why don't you talk to her, anon? What's the worst that could happen?
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>>38707330
these images are too real
please delete.
Also does anyone else see the virgin as a yuropoor and Chad as 'merrican?
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She would reject me and everyone would laugh at me because she telled everyone
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>>38707330
God I love these memes
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/dev/ - sexual deviant thread
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Is anyone else a fairly good person but sexually a bit of a monster?
I'm not some edgelores "twisted FUCKING psychopath :DD" I'm a good person who cares about people but when it comes to sex I have some dark desires
I can only get off from causing pain or humiliating a women. My favorite is putting out cigarettes on girls (preferably on noticeable spots). I have manipulated women who were in to me to do very degrading and painful things to them, when usually I would never manipulate anyone for anything asides from sex.
I also enjoy pain sexually however I am not a masochist because I don't enjoy being dominated. I once made a girl tie me up and whip me with a belt, and afterwards did the same to her even harder. It's as if being hurt by them first makes the pleasure of hurting them after infinitly more intense. The idea of being hurt but always remaining in control is almost as arousing as dishing out the pain.
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>>38707297
I have pedophiliac tendencies and I think you need help, bro.
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>>38707361
Why? I've only ever done it with consenting adults
Part of the game is knowing they agreed to it
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> It's as if being hurt by them first makes the pleasure of hurting them after infintely more intense.
Absolutely, I'm glad others realize it too. Watching others abuse and fuck a nice thicc whore is also an instant turn on and makes me want to join in and whip and burn that cunt.
> tfw I'll never stumble on a group of guys fucking a girl and get to whip her soft flesh with a belt while jerking off
> tfw I'll never find a girl who'll spit on me and make me eat her ass and then bend over as I assfuck her and put out lit matches on her pale skin
This is the end, beautiful friend
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Post your frat/ stories
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>go to college
>recruited by two frats
>didn't join either
>just went to their parties
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>>38707298
remember which ones?
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>>38707309
Tau Delta Phi and Sigma Tau Gamma I believe
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Is /r9k/ a zoo?
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>>38707274
It is, I'm a normie and I come here when I'm bored just to get a laugh out of you guys. Some of the stuff you say and do are funny as shit. Never change. I also lurkr/incelsbecause despite being Reddit it's way more hardcore, and therefore funnier, than you.
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>>38707314
Don't you ever feel like a bad person?
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>>38707333
Welcome to the world my friend. Everyone is a bad person for different reasons. And if you look at governments all over the world, bad people are in charge. Embrace it, accept it.
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Normies:
>looks don't matter, just bee urself bro. Be confident and girls won't care about your appearance.
Also normies:
>don't date anyone they aren't physically attracted to
Hmm....
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Would you date someone who you aren't physically attracted to?
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>>38707388
Yes. for men is all about personality, like 80/20%.
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>>38707253
Fuck woman
I hope this piece of shit never figures out love
She had me. Fuck her. Goodamn fucking spinster. Rot in hell. I hope you end up just like me, a depressed piece of shit. Fucking cunt
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Many men, many, many, many, many men wish death pon me
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>>38707239
Did you mean to type upon? I don't wish death upon you, I think wishing death upon someone is bad since it proliferates the cycle of unending hatred which plagues humanity and prevents peace from emerging
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>>38707367
Lord I don't cry no more don't look to the sky no more have mercy on me have mercy on my soul
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I wish my dick upon Satania.