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>>37801508
Yes. But you are too

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>>37801480
Good bait thread, made me chuckle a bit.
Pic related.

you're an asshole

but still that was pretty devlish

>>37801480
Bait but still:

Post cute gay butt.

>>37801414
>Sometimes when i'm treated badly or feel unloved i fantasize about killing myself
This i can relate to
>imagine peoples reactions to feel better
To this i cant relate.

>>37801473
It's a way to make me feel that people actually care about me

>>37801392
>Not shoving a lemon up your asshole for maximum vitamin c intake.

>>37801392
is that a man

desu desu desu

>>37801438
you are underestimating me

>>37801373
No, I get bouts of loneliness but I think I'll be OK. I never had a gf or a date yet at 20 years of age, so it's not like I know what I'm missing out on anyway.

>>37801168
I have a pig nose and some weeb friends

The rest fits tough

the secret is not to be boring, get into construction or industry or mechanics, get stronger, earn money, do epic adventurous stuff

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>>37801168
>NEET
If you don't like being a NEET, you have options..

>balding since i was 17
You can go Lex Luthor mode or get hair plugs.

>kissless hugless virgin
This will likely change if you lower your standards and change a few things in your life that can be changed.

>ugly
You might be ugly to you, but someone out there, even if it's just a few - probably find you attractive and again, things can be changed.

>bad teeth
Brush and think about braces.

>manlet
If you're 5'8" or under, look at getting a qt south American gf or Asian gf - tiny people.

>weak jawline
If you can form a beard and it doesn't look bad, the jawline can give a different visual - strong jawed - effect.

>big nose
Your nose and ears will continue to grow until you've expired, I find it's best to turn big nose jokes into big penis jokes.

>no friends
Friends? If you feel like you need friends try not to feel bad if you only have a small handful, enjoy their friendship when you have the opportunity and always make sure you keep in good company, bad friends are horrible.

>no education
You at the very least have enough education to make a written post on /r9k/, you have ground to build upon.

And hey, at least you're not fat.

You should check out this essay, it's really short and very eye opening for a robot.

>>37801166
you're not alpha. I would just say this

>well every time I do try to talk to you, you say we've already talked about it
>>then come up with something new
>No, that's you're job since you're the one that wants it

>leave me alone bitch

unlucky anon. were all here for you

>>37801020
That's the highest educational level most of them will receive. That's why it's such a big deal for them.

Fuck you cracker ass bitch. Let there family be happy you miserable piece of shit.

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>Looking at other different looking people having fun with disdain
>Wondering why everyone thinks you're a boring cunt

You only get to do shit like that once, so some people take the opportunity to have a good time. Just toasting in this bread to remind op to live life to the fullest and no try to look TOO cool his fedora tipped

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I used to date the Homecoming Queen
Now I love my m60