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Anon, I'll 'em to you if you find me a mewtwo
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I killed myself to go to hell, but I woke up the next morning.
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wow "my life is hell" so deep I'm just the girl you need to save you from your own personal hell oh wait no I'm not and oh wait you're just complaining about nothing
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>le desperate cry for help xD
dumb frogposter
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this is a GUD thread!

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>be bullied in school for years
>constantly picked on
>butt of every joke
>laughed at for smallest things
>threatened with physical violence when tried to stood up for myself
>parents and teachers did nothing effective
>now, after all this shit I am expected to be well-adjusted adult human being who is confident, social, and not afraid of people

are normies retarded?
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>>37801508
Yes. But you are too

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>be closetfag
>dad is right wing and trumpfag
>he was celebrating with beer when he won
>says pretty mean stuff about gays once in a while and is somewhat of a bigot
>decide to get revenge
>wait until father's day
>tell hiim I'm gay and that I'm a bottom (which is true)
>he's mad as fuck but my mom makes more money than him and is liberal and loves me unconditionally so get to stay here and he has to deal with it
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>>37801480
Good bait thread, made me chuckle a bit.
Pic related.
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you're an asshole

but still that was pretty devlish
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>>37801480
Bait but still:

Post cute gay butt.

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>mom is dating again

Whelp time to move.
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Sometimes when i'm treated badly or feel unloved i fantasize about killing myself and imagine peoples reactions to feel better. Anybody else?
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>>37801414
>Sometimes when i'm treated badly or feel unloved i fantasize about killing myself
This i can relate to
>imagine peoples reactions to feel better
To this i cant relate.
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>>37801473
It's a way to make me feel that people actually care about me

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>not using olive oil on your dick for medical improvement
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>>37801392
>Not shoving a lemon up your asshole for maximum vitamin c intake.
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>>37801392
is that a man

desu desu desu
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>>37801438
you are underestimating me

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Anyone else here who cannot accept the fact that they're never going to have a girlfriend?
This is making me mad. I feel like shit. I just want to be normal and feel like a human.
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>>37801373
No, I get bouts of loneliness but I think I'll be OK. I never had a gf or a date yet at 20 years of age, so it's not like I know what I'm missing out on anyway.

>Hey Mom! Thanks for meeting me here today, I wanted to introduce to you my girlfriend Ling :)

Well fembots?
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>NEET
>balding since i was 17
>kissless hugless virgin
>ugly
>bad teeth
>manlet
>weak jawline
>big nose
>no friends
>no education


I guarantee no one on this board has it as bad as me
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>>37801168
I have a pig nose and some weeb friends

The rest fits tough
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the secret is not to be boring, get into construction or industry or mechanics, get stronger, earn money, do epic adventurous stuff
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>>37801168
>NEET
If you don't like being a NEET, you have options..

>balding since i was 17
You can go Lex Luthor mode or get hair plugs.

>kissless hugless virgin
This will likely change if you lower your standards and change a few things in your life that can be changed.

>ugly
You might be ugly to you, but someone out there, even if it's just a few - probably find you attractive and again, things can be changed.

>bad teeth
Brush and think about braces.

>manlet
If you're 5'8" or under, look at getting a qt south American gf or Asian gf - tiny people.

>weak jawline
If you can form a beard and it doesn't look bad, the jawline can give a different visual - strong jawed - effect.

>big nose
Your nose and ears will continue to grow until you've expired, I find it's best to turn big nose jokes into big penis jokes.

>no friends
Friends? If you feel like you need friends try not to feel bad if you only have a small handful, enjoy their friendship when you have the opportunity and always make sure you keep in good company, bad friends are horrible.

>no education
You at the very least have enough education to make a written post on /r9k/, you have ground to build upon.

And hey, at least you're not fat.

You should check out this essay, it's really short and very eye opening for a robot.

>tfw gf always moans we don't talk enough
>start up conversation
>tells us we talked about it already
>gets annoyed
>dismisses conversation
>doesn't attempt talk about of the shit I've linked
>dismisses anything I say that she disagrees with
>wonders why I'm getting annoyed
>somehow I'm the bad guy
>she can't do anything but cry
>always

being a normie isn't worth it.

I just want to go back to shit posting and lifting for 5 hours a day.

Don't get a girl that doesn't lift.
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>>37801166
you're not alpha. I would just say this

>well every time I do try to talk to you, you say we've already talked about it
>>then come up with something new
>No, that's you're job since you're the one that wants it

>leave me alone bitch

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>feeling SUPER SUPER suicidal
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Who else here genetically superior but cucked by retrograde liberal social norms?
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>it's a mother stops inviting me to family get togethers premiere episode
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unlucky anon. were all here for you

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>at brother's high school grad
>white people walk across stage
>might wave to family
>one retarded dabbed on his way over
>without fail every black person had to do a little dance, throw their hands, and act like they were in a rap concert
>take 30 seconds for a 5 second walk
>family is all hooting for some reason

I bet they have no idea why everyone hates them
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>>37801020
That's the highest educational level most of them will receive. That's why it's such a big deal for them.
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Fuck you cracker ass bitch. Let there family be happy you miserable piece of shit.
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>Looking at other different looking people having fun with disdain
>Wondering why everyone thinks you're a boring cunt

You only get to do shit like that once, so some people take the opportunity to have a good time. Just toasting in this bread to remind op to live life to the fullest and no try to look TOO cool his fedora tipped


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