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AGGY STREAM

AGGY IS STREAMING ON VALENTINE'S DAY

twitch and "threemilkt"

COME ONE COME ALL
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kek

spoiler

bloxxxx
agggyyy
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>>34877671
anyone else here repulsed by pictures of this camwhore? something about her just disgusts me and i can't put my finger on it
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>>34877959
Fuck off cunt

roroja

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>go a long time without masturbating
>feeling really good about myself
>have one weak moment
>"I've earned one quick fap"
>one fap leads to another
>spiral into pure debauchery
>continue in this until I absolutely hate myself, and swear I will quit forever
>repeat

Sometimes I wish I would just die.
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> be me
> quit porn and masturbation for 2 months.
> meet people, become social. Life is good.
> unexpected stress arises, playing on the phone.
> look at some naked girls, convince myself this isn't porn
> nut
> slowly escalate and back to square one. Fuck
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>move out of parents and in with a room mate
>subconsciously knew fapping would be a little weird in this new situation
>just kind of obstained without thinking about it for like 6 weeks
>everything going pretty swell in this new environment
>have a wet dream 1 night
>it was a catalyst to just start porn and fapping again
>everything starts crashing down around with me
>continue living there for 3 more months before calling it quits and moving back to parents
>been a NEET for 6 1/2 years since
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>>34877646
You look like the movie reviewer guy from Youtube.

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I just got a letter from SSI today saying that I went over 2k in liquid assets (my savings account that automatically cyles 50$ or something to keep my accounts open combined with my checking account which is the money I actually use and keep track of went over 2k) and am no longer eligible for neetbux.
I'm not capable of work or rehabilitation and now I have no source of income, so I guess I'll have to go back to living with my over intrusive/protective parents until they get tired of me or give up on keeping me alive.
Living innawoods will just get you dragged back into society and arrested for collecting rainwater or living on private property or whatever other bullshit excuse to lock you up they can use and living with my parents is not something I want to ever repeat again, is there any sort of alternative to this?
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get a job and stop leeching. its really not that hard
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>>34877889
I can't even play video games effectively all day, I couldn't hold a job to save my life you stupid fuck.
I know it may seem far fetched to someone who works every day and just lives that way as if it's normal, but not everyone is fit to do that.

If you think I should die for taking your valuable less than one cent to live then so be it, I'd love to, but know that there are leeches who make hundreds or thousands of times what I get from welfare for doing nothing of benefit to society and don't receive nearly the same level of hatred as neets for it.
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>>34877639
How do you game the welfare system?

A friend is curious.

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Her big show:

twitch @ threemilkt

Agatha fan club:

https://join.skype.com/quide2O3PmaV

Come for your waifu
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>>34877622
cayuuteee agatooo
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>>34877674
wrong pic ;__; originalltoooo
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haha you fags worship the fucking weirdest ugliest cunts on here

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howcome my peepee only gets big when i think about boys and not when i think about girls?
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>>34877578
you appreciate purity in its ultimate form.
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Wait, do you also get a rock hard erection when pooping?
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>>34877578
>>34877592
Anon you have an increased risk of contracting HIV/AIDS and a variety of other HTD's (Homo sexually transmitted diseases)

Submit yourself to the nearest mental institution for evaluation and execution.

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Redpill me from having feelings of attachment
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>>34877416
Hard mode: No "it's all chemical" shit, even acknowledging that doesn't help
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>>34877416
high risk high reward amfay
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Human is just another animal, if you treat them good they are more likely to be good at you if you are bad with them they will probably dislike you, this "attachment" has an economic sense for humans, most of the times there's an instrumental relation between you and other people, animals or systems, we see people as means to achieve our goals, the rest of the times we see people as our goal since we believe we may find pleasure (or less pain) in some relationships.

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>he's never had his feet worshipped by a girl before

better than having your cock sucked, desu
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>>34877275
>better than having your cock sucked

how circumcised are you?
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nothing else like it. women belong at my literal feet
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>>34877686
damn i always found that girl hot

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I guess Valentine's day is almost over, but how did you anons coped with it?


I read a book (20 Love Poems and a Desperate Song), watched The End of Evangelion and heard Ok Computer inside a little camping tent inside my house, and i told a couple of people that i was gonna hang myself after all that. Maybe i won't kill myself today, i'm gonna make this thing my VD ritual and i'll probably kill myself like this when i'm a little bit more accomplished/underwhelmed with my life; so maybe in 3 years.
So, again, what about you anon-kun?

>Pic unrelated
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>>34877261
I have a midterm tomorrow. Saw a bunch of guys today with roses. It made me sad because even if I could get a boyfriend he probably wouldn't see me as good enough for that kind of romantic gesture.
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>>34877261

I was doing fine, had a lot of studying to do, but even in the most secluded room of the engineering hall, I saw people walking by hand in hand with flowers and stuff. I just got home and had to walk by a lot of restaurants and there were couples in every single one. It hurt a bit senpai. I have a test tomorrow so I can't even drink it away.
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I had a temper tantrum and punshed a wall as a full blown man and cried for hours like a babby. Then I ate candy and jacked myself off to sleep.

Are you happy now?

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Y-you guys sc-scare me.

Whats your favorite colour? I like green. Green is nice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1KkDwKIszc&lc=z125flogjynrwjpwg04cjbnqmyuqu1x5ipk0k.1487121074431540
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>>34877065
Get out poppy clone
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Blue, of course, any other color is for girls
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>>34877112
I don't think I'm a poppy clone.

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Today in class, some loser was giving us a spiel about how we should pursue our Master's degree (its pretty much required for us in my field so kind of a waste of time) and one of the reasons he cited as why to do it was that it will be easier to do it now then down the road when you have home and family responsibilities to take care of as well

Importance of this is just how weird that normies actually see these things as inevitable when I know that I will die alone

What are some other things that normies take as set in stone that we can never understand?
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Normies seem to think that getting 100k/debt is normal and should be expected
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>>34877044
>Importance of this is just how weird that normies actually see these things as inevitable when I know that I will die alone
But he didn't say that those things where inevitable, I mean, most normies pursue having a family and that involves more responsibilities, hence it would be har to pursue a master degree while haing to take care of more shit. Nobody is foretelling your life, anon.

Although i feel the same way when they tell me that "this is the best time of my life". What does that shit means? that the rest of my life is going to get worse? Of course youth is everything for normies because YOLO and shit.
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>>34877044
>its pretty much required for us in my field so kind of a waste of time

what's your field?

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>On a call for work with a client
>Demoing a website
>Show them how to upload documents
>Opens my Pepe folder
>Close it immediately, no one even acknowledges it

There were some spicy ones in there. How fucked am I lads?
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>>34877043
dumb frgosposte
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>>34877064
constructive feedback only please
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>not pressing ctrl+f5 before smaccing that file upload button

you deserve it

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the loneliness is killing me
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>>34876974
Are those the ruins of Belomene's grave?
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loneliness kills the willing
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>>34876974
hows it going my dude

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>be me
>bf broke up with me abt a month ago (im too much work, not main priority)
>still "friends?"
>invite group to dinner for valentines day
>get called not skinny by friend whist at dinner
>awkward silence
> friend: "didnt know you were that sensitive" as an apology
>drive everyone home
>drop off ex bf last hoping to spend a little bit of time with him
>exbf: you cant come in
>me: not even for 15 minutes
>exbf: no
>silence
>park my car and let him get out super depressed cuz i truley love this human and hes too robot to coprehend what 15 minutes means to me
>ex bf: are you gonna get out?
>me: why
>ex bf: so i can give you a hug
pic related hug in rain me abt to blow out my brains valentines day sucks and u realize no one really loves u
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>>34876927
I feel ya. I'm in a weird "friends" place with my ex because having a girlfriend is "too much." I know if he wasn't slightly autistic he wouldn't feel that way.

We spent today together because it was it his birthday. He picked out a skull necklace and I got a kiss on the cheek.

But like you there's probably no love.
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>>34877233
dang that sounds abt right
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>>34877268
How have you been coping?

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>tfw no gf

Can anyone else relate to this?
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>>34876813
why does the girl pepe have nigger features?
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>>34876813
I can relate to that feeling desu
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>>34876842
its a green cartoon frog

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>Valentines day
>No gf, but who cares.
>Decide to take nap instead of interacting with people.
>Have best fucking nap ever.
>In one of my dreams, I basically have near lucid dream levels of control.
>Except instead of usual lucid dream, this one doesn't end, since I don't know it's a dream.
>In this dream pretty much whatever I say becomes a reality.
>In this dream I can turn into a Chad, and do whatever I want.
>Naturally, the dream eventually turns lewd.
>Even though I start having sex with dream women, I don't wake up with usual wet dream sploog.

W/ho else here had a fantastic Valentines Day? Or just have awesome dreams in general?
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>>34876795
REEEEEEEEE
fucking lucky assface i wish i had that dream :(
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>Drink half a liter last night
>Black out
>Wake up on my kitchen floor at 1am
>Smoke a bowl
>Go back to bed at around 3am
>Wake up at 11am
>Go get my hair cut and beard trimmed
>Feel a lot better about myself
>Get some mcdonalds
>Play overwatch
>Get buttmad and uninstall
>Reinstall while I wait to cool off
>Starting on the second half of the vodka
Breddy ok. Lady who cut my hair was wearing yoga pants and had a great ass. Tipped her $8.
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Not me.

>Wake up at 1 because I spent all night watching movies with friends over discord
>get dressed
>promise I'll get work done
>don't
>play eu4 for 4 hours
>get splitting headache from sleeping too long
>try to get rid of it with shower
>doesn't work
>run out of aspirin
>masturbate
>watch tv
>have dinner
>vomit because it turns out I really had a cold
>lying in bed feeling shit

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