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How do I get back in touch with a girl I haven't talked to in two years? I think she used to like me and I'm hoping it's not too late to try to make her my gf. Please help me boys I'm so lonely.
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>>38108963
Try using Facebook, Instagram, or any social media to find her. Also, just wondering, but what made you think she liked you. Not trying to deny you, just wondering.
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>2 yrs

You can try, but I highly doubt she doesn't have a bf already.
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>>38109075
She was the only girl that showed interest in me. She actually used to pressure me into hanging out with her and stuff and it felt good. She was the only person there for me when my father was killed two years ago. I just ended up shutting myself away like I have the tendency to do an lost touch with her. It won't seem weird to hit her up out of the blue?

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>tfw your qt Jap gf will never try and see if her shoe fits your bbc
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>>38108933
shoes btfo
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Life is unfair, has always been and will be.

Anyone else claiming otherwise is a huge retarded faggot.
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>>38109261
>Anyone else claiming otherwise is a huge retarded faggot.
You'd have to be really retarded to claim otherwise. Are there really people in the world who disagree that life is unfair?

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What's for dinner robots 07/02
Carnitas nachos and tostadas
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>>38108911
where's the drink?
also
>slice of avocado as well as the guacamole
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>>38108938

Didn't have time to buy one. Long ass day at work. Fucking mexicans
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>>38108911
Needs more Four Loko

I constantly talk to myself, fighting my realist, and often pessimistic alter-ego.
Me: That girl looks perfect for me, let me try.
Alter-ego: No, you fucking idiot, you'll be rejected and become a laughing stock for her friends, she is just another Stacy.


Me: I really like this friend of mine, he's a cool guy and I believe our friendship will be long lived.
Alter-ego: No, stop being so fucking stupid, past experience tells us that you will once more be taken advantage of. Remember that time he "forgot" to invite you to that event?

When I walk on the street I subconsciously talk to my self (out loud) and I notice I'm doing it only when I've realized that 10 people didn't look at me weird for no reason. Or when I'm with friends they sometimes notice that I'm behaving like a pessimist (when the alter-ego comes to power)

Tell me what your alter-egos are? Describe them, and tell me (and every one in this thread) how they affect you.
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>>38108719
>What the fuck is wrong with me?

You're 14
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>>38108719
>Tell me what your alter-egos are?
Mine is completely opposite, he want to dominate and engage but i end up restricting him. On top of that he acts like psychologist constantly trying to know why do i feel this way. Too bad i cannot answer.
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>>38108794
Interesting, yours actually tries to help you

let's be friends anon
alai#1758
talk to me about anything you want. I'm shy and have no one else to talk to. o-or don't you don't have to.
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>>38108637
I think u mispelled ur tag because i cant add you.
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>>38108704
no nothing wrong with it im pretty sure
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>>38108637
you better add me jerk, I'M A NICE PERSON.

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>browse 4chan for more than 6 years
>be last year
>enroll into uni (EE)
>dad is quite proud because he is EE himself
>get seriously depressed
>browse 4chan all day
>dad notices I'm depressed
>says it's okay to fail courses, just try again till you make it
>cheer up a little
>get depressed again
>browse 4chan all day
>fail every course
>dad asks me how you can possibly fail every single course
>did you even study at all?
>dad wants me to show what I do on my computer
>fuck it
>I show him 4chan
>tell him that's where I go when I'm depressed
>dad can't believe I ruined my life because of a website
>he calls me names and what not
>tells me to get a job or get out
>I don't want to be a wagecuck.

tl;dr ditched uni for 4chan.
Did I make the right choice considering my mental health namely depression?
I can't really get off 4chan. You should know this best.

I'm 20 btw.
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"Son, you'll never get anywhere in life until you take the first step. Go to the place tomorrow and speak with the manager. Look him in the eye, address him each time as 'sir,' and give him a nice, firm handshake."
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>>38108614
>>browse 4chan all day
>>fail every course

no you just have terrible self control

college isn't like high school, you aren't forced to do anything, if you do not want to do it then you will end up not doing anything and failing and dropping out

which is OK, you don't need to go to college to be successful, simply find something you WANT to do because obviously uni is not something you want to do and you will just fail again
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>showing your provider 4chan
You deserve to die for being retarded.

I also fucked up uni for 4chan, but I'll join the navy. That gives me some extra survival time before I get kicked out from there too and have to start working.

>tfw in love with an ugly girl
She means the world to me lads. What do I do
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>>38108572
what kind of fucking question is that?
if you like her then ask her out, why do her looks matter at all?
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>>38108594
How do I do it. I have no experience with girls
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>>38108687
>asking for relationship advice
>on a mongolian basket weaving website

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How do I start going to sleep at 10pm?
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by setting your alarm for 6am and not taking any naps during the day
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>>38108571

Try running.
Away from your feelings.
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>>38108571
Depends how much later (or earlier rather) you're going to sleep.
Just move closer by half an hour a night.

I did this a few months ago, now I'm still living the comfy NEET lifestyle but I at least could potentially get a job or something lol

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what is an alt chad like? what brands does he wear? what hair/facial hair? what shitty hardcore bands or whatever does he listen to?
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>>38108562
upon first seeing one you'd probably think they are gay
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>>38108562
dont attempt to emulate him if you cant emulate a regular chad, this one has the advantage of a human personality

he usually has a beard, short hipsterish hair, fred perry, doc martens, plaid shirt, suspenders, tight jeans type guy

hardcore, punk, pop punk, emo, shoegaze, 80s pop, all that kind of hipster shit
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>>38108562
No such thing as an alt Chad, Chad is normie.

There are of course alphas in the alt scenes.

If they're punks they have a big green spiked mohawk, if they're metalheads they have long greasy hair and a beard, if they're goths they have something like long hair with an undercut but no facial hair, etc.

I was part of several alt scenes back in the day, I hooked up with quite a few girls but I wasn't really alpha.

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*sees you jacking off*
>"Well well well, what do we got her?~"
*jumps on bed and straddles you*
>"Where you think you goin, white boy?"
*rides dick*
>"Ooooohhhh yes, how do you like getting BLACKED, Anon? Aaaahhhh!~"
What's your next move?
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Fill her with my prime white seed while smacking her ass and kissing her big african lips
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>>38108355
>what's your next move
Accept my defeat
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Drink mamas choco milk

Post comfy vidya. Discuss comfy vidya. Get comfy.
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>>38108295
terrible terrible artstyle kys
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>>38108887
terrible terrible taste
>>38108295
I would have to say the crew as its really comfy to sit in a pitch black room just driving around the country side in my favorite car.
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only comfy vidya is a girl vagina ;)

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I have to housesit one of my mom's friend's house because she's going out of town for the next week.
She has no internet or TV in the house. The only book she has is the Bible. I don't have a cellphone and I'm not allowed to leave the house.

So what the fuck do I do for the next 5 days? I'm going to be so bored.
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>>38108248
Invite some girls over brah
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Bring a book from your house?
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>>38108288
The only book I have is a book about learning Norwegian.

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After 3 years away from it, I have an urge to play minecraft again.
Reccomend me a resource pack and some essential mods.
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>>38108220

What brought you back OP?
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>>38108220
Play an earlier version without mods. Minecraft is way to autistic otherwise.
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JUst been thinkin bout minecraft today myself as well

original

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w-who wants to work on open source projects together??
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What kinda project? I think it could be fun
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>>38108210
>>38108368
>open source
I guess you guys have experience in programming?
I'm interested in it too, what language are you talking about though?
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>>38108561
i have experience in all kinds of languages, i got your c, i got your c++, your c#, i got your python javascript html css php, i got your java and your bash. you name it i got it.

so what are we working on, oniichan?

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I wouldn't be surprised if my father's iq is below 85 and I doubt my mother's is all that much higher how do you deal with being subhuman brainlet spawn? My mother had to ask me who was president in 1982 yesterday even she lived through that era as an adult (and no she is not senile).
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>>38108205
>IQ
>meaning shit

Go back to your shitty astrology containment threads, please.
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>>38108205
>My mother had to ask me who was president in 1982 yesterday even she lived through that era as an adult (and no she is not senile).
That just goes to show you aren't much better off than your parents. IQ isn't as much about remembering facts as it is about logic, pattern recognition, etc.
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>>38108577
My mother both doesn't remember basic facts AND doesn't notice patterns. Higher memory is often correlated with higher IQs anyway.

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