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Introversion is a mental illness
prove me wrong
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>calling others degenerates = autism
prove me wrong
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mental illness =/= degeneracy
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No you prove us that you are right

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Anybody else eat way too much and are self-conscious about it?
>be earlier today
>I live at home with my mom and my step dad
>its my step dads birthday so we go to mcdicks for lunch
>cant decide whether to get 2 big mac combo meals or 2 20 piece mcnuggets with 2 large fries and a coke
>its our turn to order
>qt cashier asks my step dad what he wants
>he orders 20 mcnuggets
>I cant decide what to get
>she asks my mom what she wants
>she gets a quarter pounder
>I still cant decide
>"and what would you like sir?"
>I still cant decide
>I can feel her staring at me, wanting me to choose something
>my mom and step dad are watching me, as well as everyone behind us
>my face gets red
>knowing that my face is red makes it even more red
>I just decide Ill get both
>"uhm I-Ill take 2 big mac combo meals and 2 20 piece mcnuggets"
>I take a deep breath and find a table
>my mom carries the food over and we eat
>I finish before my mom and step dad do so I sit there and wait
>Im super bored
>my step dad notices and says that I can have the rest of his mcnuggets if I want
>my stomach hurts from eating so much and I know I shouldnt eat any more
>I still have some tangy barbeque sauce left though and I bet the mcnuggets are still warm
>there are exactly 9 mcnuggets left
>my step dad is staring at me waiting for me to decide
>my face starts to get red
>he starts to say something
>"well ano-
>"SHUT UP PAUL YOU ARENT EVEN MY REAL DAD"
>I grab the mcnuggets and the tangy barbeque sauce and run outside crying
continued
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>>36496491
>I try to get in the car but its locked
>I dont waste any time and start to run home
>I run down the sidewalk reach an intersection and hit the button to walk
>I realize how tired I am from running while crying
>then it hits me
>I dont know how to get home from here
> I walk back to the mcdicks and eat the mcnuggets as I walk
>when I walk into the mcdicks Im still crying
>my step dad says anon, Im not mad Im just disappointed
>I hate it when he says that
>tells me hell buy me an ice cream if I stop crying
>I know I shouldnt eat any more but I can really use an ice cream right now
>I cry even harder but somewhere in between my sobbing I manage to say ok
>ok anon, but you have to stop crying
>I get my ice cream and I manage to hold back my crying as I eat my ice cream
>nobody talked the whole way home
>we get to the house and I run to my room
>I havent come out since
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>>36496491
>>36496596
>tfw played Paul like a violin
serves him right for fucking your mummy
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>>36496491
You sound like a spoiled fatty, stop eating so much fatty

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I only want to be with Eliza...please, God, let me be with her...
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Eliza is getting her pussy eaten out by some guy and she doesn't care about your existence
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>>36496482
Did she get passed around? Didnt she fuck Sam Hyde? Why would a robot be interested in a roasty?
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Omnomnomnomnom

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If INTJs are supposedly the manipulative, mastermind geniuses who control everybody, why are so many of you autistic sperglords
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No explanations? Lol
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We're all trying to figure this out ourselves.
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>Implying we don't act like that on purpose to make you suspect that we aren't the stringpullers
Falling into every trap I lay for you like usual roachie

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If I made a small website where you could post your progress going from robot/cyborg to normie or Chad, would anyone be interested in that? (I may have already made it for myself)
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>>36496447
No because it would remind me of my failure
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Ah shit, wrong file.
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Whats the harm in making it? Do it and post the link.

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>ayy white boi we be at da beach take yo shirt off
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That just looks silly. God, why do naggers have such huge asses?
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>>36496341
goddamn, I want to colonize some black bitch
>tfw ebony fetish
>tfw will get disowned by my family and friends if I end up dating a black girl
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stop posting thick black girls

the only girl i ever had sex many years ago with was a thick black girl and these pictures drive me into a horny rage of bitter memories

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What's the best kind of career to have in life? Everybody, let's talk about the pros and cons of the jobs you've worked or know of so we can figure something out

Office work causes health problems from the sitting, but has good pay and requires some thinking. But Physical labour makes you strong and can keep you healthy, although you might end up with a bad back doing some jobs. Customer service work is easy and stupid, but I guess you lose social anxiety doing it. Practically every field has it's merits and detractors

What's the best kind of job? How is yours?
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>>36496303
Well, working as a pharmacist is a pretty comfy ideal. Now it's full business mode, but if you can get a strong handle on this, life is easy.

You'll have time to pursue your hobbies
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>>36496334
I bet. But do you sit around all day? Are the hours long? How difficult was it learning the material in university?
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timetraveller

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Devilish things you do at work, I'll start:

>boss says only let the most trusted customers into the store's bathroom (in the back near stock)
>says to use my judgment on who gets to go back there
>only let whites and asians use the bathroom when they ask
>blacks can hold their pee
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>>36496284

>asians can use the bathroom

asians are the biggest thieves on this planet, you dumb fuck.
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>>36496332
>Oh harro price tag for item say 2.99 not 3.99
>preese go check
>run off to check item price
>come back
>asian has run out the store with all his goods
>since he was a chink can't tell him apart from the other asian customers
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>>36496284
>>36496332
>>36496464

>All me :^)

more content

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How do we get rid of the """""""fem""""""""bot cancer that's plaguing this board?
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>>36496218
Make a board specifically for the lgbt anons.
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>>36496248
There's already a board...
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Appeal to the moderators, get a filter going, and have 'em banned.
Alternatively, we could stop replying to them but apparently 20% of this board consists of retarded faggots who'll sell board quality for a chance to beg for tranny dick/landwhale blowhole

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>throw acid at the face of qt girl
bad
>rejecting a ugly and 5'5 boy of society and love
good

ok normies, explain this
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>>36496191

one is doing physical harm to another, resulting in permanent scarification.

One is just a roastie whore being a roastie whore.
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burn the coal, pay the toll

pol noblox pls
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>>36496191
Care to explain what exactly a "boy of society and love" is?

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https://youtu.be/Ta7LQv1PkrI
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What does this mean? Why did you make me watch this
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>>36496180
The OP is some sad piece of shit that gets off fantasizing that he's the guy in the video and the girl in the video is his gf. Incredibly sad.
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>>36496180
this means koreans are the cutest

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Do you hate muslims? Why? Why the fuck not?
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Fuck all the muzzies!
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AYO I'M THAT NIGGER KIIING!!!
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>>36496118
He's not even trans just a super cuck

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People sometimes call me crazy. Give me any psychiatric or psychological test and I'll pass it. I'll give you all the answers I'm supposed to give you. Meanwhile Chad will be shown to be impulsive, violent, in need of anger management, and prone to drug abuse.

30 million Americans are currently taking antidepressants and I'm supposed to be the crazy one?
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>>36495781

That's a nice hoodie. Where could I find it?
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>>36495781
You are worst than a roastie, you are literally the cancer that has infected 4chan
An hero yourself already and stop posting your videos here ATTENTION WHORE.
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36495781
You look like an Amish guy who was exiled for molesting his sisters.

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>mother demands to clean my room
>fine by me
>let her in
>dont expect her to clean up under the bed
>she cleans everywhere
>"anon move please, I need to clean under your bed"
>oh shit
>"no its fine, ill do it"
>"move"
>she doesnt even wait
>just starts cleaning


She found the glove of love. And lubrication.


What do?
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>>36495730
tell your mom you are human, and have that kind of needs.
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Just how fucking fat are your fingers that you need lube to get them into a glove?
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>>36495786
Fucking kek
>>36495761
No lmao, that means I have to discuss it

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>tfw no nazi punk gf to assist me in leading the revolution for the people
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>assuming she's a "nazi punk" from a picture
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>>36495641

how is that whore a nazi?
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>>36495641
God , I want to be dominated by her so fucking bad.

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