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>implying women cannot be robots
>tfw 4/10 and forever alone
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>>37622330
she actually cleaned up pretty well.
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Post real face
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>>37622330
she's fucking beautiful minus the pimples...

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If I'm very in love with another boy, does that mean I'm gay? Is platonic "bromance" just a stupid normie meme? I think it must be.
If not, is there really a way to become gay so I can marry him like most of 4chan says
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>>37622308
No, you're a full fledged faggot. Stop lying to yourself
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Do you like cock in your butt?
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>>37622308
do you find pic related attractive op?
pls tell me there is hope for you yet

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Tell us about your first kiss.

>be 17 years old
>was friend with this girl from class
>one day we were walking home and I told her I liked her and that we should be together
>she says "I agree" and pulls me over and kisses me
>got scared and didn't know what to do.
>she say "that was kinda weird"
> we keep walking in an awkward silence.
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>implying I've ever kissed someone
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>>37622273
how old are you anoni?
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>>37622207
>be 17
>somehow make friends with a girl in my computer class
>we eventually go to a school football game together
>after the game we go to her parents trailer
>go to her room and she turns off the lights
>we cuddle in the dark for like half an hour
>slowly inching towards her face
>go for the kiss
>*fireworks*

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It's my last day on this earth today.

What should I do before I go?
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>>37622149
Go back to Mars, space nigger
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>>37622149
Shoot up a school or a day care
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Grab the hottest girls ass, apologize and agree to buy her a drink

Fembots, what would you do if you found out your boyfriend likes dick girls
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i would go and get a dick
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i'd convince him to allow me to tie him up for some bsdm stuff on a specific date, then i'd go and find a tranny hooker and invite her(him) over on the night i tie him up. then for the next 4 hours i will make the tranny throat fuck him while he cries like a little bitch. and then when it's all done we will both pee on him
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>>37622070
Buy a strapon and fuck his ass for hours every day, i wouldnt stop until he had atleast 3 orgasms in a session. Slowly transitioning him into chastity with the only way of him reaching an orgasm is by getting his ass fucked by my strapon.

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hi robots, what is the best game to meet people to socialize with. i have no friends irl. preferably NOT A MMO, since i am so tired of grinding. If it is a MMO it better be a really beautiful and with lots of mechanics in raids or PVP. I am 24 and all i only do is work and come home and browse. Used to play quake and CS with firends all the time but they have moved on in life. Also played a lot of WOW but i can't stand that game no more.
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>>37622047
>best game to meet people to socialize with
Pokemon GO.
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I don't think there is any. Online vidya these days is plagued with insufferable normies. It'll be very hard for you to find a non-normie group of people you can relate to online. Sorry.
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Words With Friends

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Fembots, why not just lose weight and become hot?
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>>37622040
>(((fem)))
Those arms and hands say otherwise
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>>37622040
>stretchmarks and loose skin
>hot
lel
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But I'm fat and I'm hot

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Who /LizVicious/ here?
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>>37621999
I love this bitch. Shame she quit
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Where is she now? ded?
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>>37622119
She died, but it's okay.

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You have at your disposal a large number of tiles like the one shown below.

If you were to take these tiles and try to make a square, what is the fewest number of tiles you'd need?
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>>37621964
I don't give a fuck, if I wanted to do math I wouldn't have dropped out of high school
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>>37621964
20, stack them on top of each other
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>>37621964
Can we rotate the tiles?
If so, four

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Do straight girls really shower together?
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i went to a boy's school and had to shower with other boys after sports (i just didn't shower before you get any lewd ideas)
i assume the same is true for girls
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>>37621939
I don't think you understand what straight is
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I went to a Catholic girls school and we had group showers after PE class. But nothing even slightly lewd ever happened because, you know, straight girls. It wasn't embarrassing (to most) but it wasn't arousing anyone either.

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Is reviewbrah just a persona ?
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>>37621916
He's a personbrah
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>>37621916
He's a CIA PSYOP to lure potentially violent betas out of the woodwork.
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No, that's an actual autist on camera

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Taylor Swift gets BLACKED and she immediately disappears from the media
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She exclusively fucks British men, this is fake
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>>37621953
British men are black you nonce
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The black cock is just that powerful. People will give up their careers for a taste.

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>Working full time for 16 an hour
>Had 5k student debt this time last year
>Paying every penny extra I could afford to be debt free asap
>manage to pay about 500 a month
>Finish paying off debt 2 months ago
>now need car to look for better paying jobs
>take out a lease yesterday
>sign up for car insurance today
>my savings completely eaten up, total monthly cost 540ish per month

well guys, this ride never ends, you get one albatross off your neck, and another one comes down on you. we'll see if i can't go for the broke bastard diet and unplugging all my electronics instead of just turning them off at night, scrape a few pennies together so i can actually save up a little money.
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>>37621786
16$/hr dollars is literally better than 90% of Americans you fucking ungrateful fuck.
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>mfw I'm a NEET and I have 10k saved up

Wagecucks absolutely BTFO
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>>37621805
Comes to show how fucked we are....

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ITT: we're /r9k/ from the Middle Ages
>woe to the Normans who dare post on our board
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>>37621737
How didnt Barcelona get absorbed by France or Caliphate?
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Oh boy, it sure is nice living in an empire that is both holy and roman.
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>>37621761
I don't know about France but I thought the caliphate of Cordoba had some internal problems that weakened it, and eventually it shattered into a bunch of smaller states around 1050 ad which allowed for the reconquista to happen.

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Made this thread a couple of times before, still don't know what to do.

>be me
>be leaving high school
>be ausfag cyborg/possibly robot according to 4chan meme tests
>have richish (not far north of a million net worth) parents
>Still manage to end up here despite all your advantages.
>WWYD?

Bonus points for what should I do.
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NEET it up if your parents will let you
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you're not actually on here, it just has your attention. This isn't a place.

don't rely on us for advice, you already have an idea this place is filled with losers,go with your gut.

honestly nobody learned the basics of willpower discipline or anything, no wonder the world is a shit.
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>>37621689
you have an opportunity that most of us don't have, i'd say to make the most of it. Go to collage and make something of yourself, start a business, invest in stocks and learn the trade. What ever it is that you do, it's all in your hands. Don't squander what most of us would die for and become a chad. Don't come back to us.

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