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>for the last 10 years I thought I have a B cup size bra because my mom told me I have small boobs
>Now I finally got to measure myself
>Found out I have E cup size

Am I alpha now because I'm lesbo?
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>>36068095
you mean you're a faggot. that's what we call gays now, faggots. mmk?
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>>36068118
Alpha faggot then.
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>>36068095
Dykes will burn as well

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What's so great about having giant boobs? Don't you know they're heavy?
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DFC > DDs
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>>36068086
I don't want any myself I just wanna grab some, suck some maybe cum on them you feel?
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>>36068086
> wendy fiore
The day i found all the photos of her drunken club prostitution days was the happiest day of my life

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>get a text from friend saying hi
>convo literally lasts 5 minutes
>suicidal thoughts gone for another month
Who else here /low maintenance/?
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>>36067944
This usually makes me sadder. It's a reminder that I'm a shitty asshole who actively alienates people.
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my "friends" stopped talking to me 2 years ago
kinda relieved t b h
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>shitpost in skype group with internet friends daily
>IRL friends invite me out once or twice every 2 months
>no other conversations besides drunkenly talking to strangers if i go see a band
social obligations are cancer

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Why do manlets get so angry when women call them out?
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>>36067933
>women
roblox
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Why did you crop out their ugly faces?
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>>36067933
Why do fat women whose arms sag with fingers that look like the michelin guy get mad when men call them out?

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I made a thread for this on /pol/ but I feel my fellow robots would enjoy this:

"Anon, you're handsome, the only way for you to be ugly is if you were black."

>mfw my little sister just said this to me
>mfw she's 5
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That's a nice story, I did enjoy. My little sister used to be nice but now I think she looks down on me.
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>>36068058
First, that's not how you use t.
Second, your*
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>>36068058
>t. you're 5 year old sister is already triggered by the thought of beauty being associated with African people. I wonder why op?
>t. Triggered by thought of beauty being associated with white people
That's also not how you use terveisin, you nog

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>YO,FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Whoa......what a genius
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>>36067879
we got ourselves a honky boys
what do we do with honkies?
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>>36067879
>being clumped together, shirtless, outdoors with with your arms all over a bunch of other cretins
>usually drunk, with tilted head and rioting about something
I've always hated seeing people like this. Looks so disgusting.
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>>36067879
Fucking hell, I hate niggers so much. They should be kept in Africa.

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can someone shoop the feels guy into this meme?
I want to use it to promote MGTOW
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>>36067824
Here you go anon, how's this?
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>>36067979
Thanks anon, that really gets the feels going.
MGTOW thanks you for your service!
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>>36068084
Anytime anon.

notoriginalo

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Survey time
>how often do you do cardio or lift weights?
>what is your diet like?
>age, sex, country, and how many times have youhad intercourse?
>fav video game?
>fav band?
>what do you like about r9k?
>what is your monthly income?
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>lift five days a week, run 3 but often skip runs
>My diet just denigrated from meat only to sugary junk foods and protein shakes
>18, male, US, 0
>Mass effect trilogy, impossible to choose single game
>tfw just hip hop trash
>r9k makes me feel like a winner
>finishing high school and then going into marines to die for ZOG
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>>36067923

>zog

Zionist Operated Government
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>>36067786
>how often do you do cardio or lift weights?
Zero exercise as of now. Used to do P90X, got a pretty aesthetic shape I was happy with then quit soon after; thankfully I maintained it
>what is your diet like?
Same shit everyday for breakfast lunch. Oatmeal & a sandwich/burrito.
Dinner varies. spaghetti/burger/chicken & rice w/e I'm in the mood for.
>age, sex, country, and how many times have youhad intercourse?
26, M, USA, virgin
>fav video game?
Witcher 3
>fav band?
Joanna Newsom, XX, Carissas Weird etc. Can't really pick a favorite
>what do you like about r9k?
Filled with other sad degenerate robots, who make me feel better about my shit life.
>what is your monthly income?
$0, still in college trying to get an Accounting degree; still living with my parents

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>tfw no one to play games with on steam
Sometimes I wish I had friends
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>>36067747
why are these faggot threads so prevalent here
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same

I've tried adding people on steam but it makes no difference

it seems making friends is impossible for me
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>>36067768
when they cant get a gf they just become the gf.

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>you will never live in California, enjoying the beaches and the sun and taking your dog out for daily walks and enjoy the greatest food in the world
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>>36067711
I live here, it sucks, there are normalfags everywhere, you dont want to live here everything is fuck expensive
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>>36067711
>can't even do this anymore because my dog is dead and now I have a cat
fugg
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>>36067720
This OP, if you live in California you're chances of being a normalfag are high because of the nice weather

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is it weid that I find this dog extremely attractive?
>pic related
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>>36067633
Please elaborate OP. How long have you felt this attraction?
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>>36067675
a couple months now. A friend always sends me pictures and at first i just thought the dog was cute but its escalating to so much more than that.
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>>36067707
Can we get a greentext? Also, post more pics.

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Is it?
Can you board this shit
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orgigigirginal
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top text

bottom text

esfores is the nicest boards of all
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>>36067807
You smarmy motherfucker

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tfw absolute zero friends
tfw gf but gf hates me
tfw haven't talked of banged gf in 5 months even though we live together.
You think you know loneliness? Trust me boys you don't want to experience loneliness like this.
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>>36067492
she's not your gf anymore, she's your roommate and she's most definitely fucking other guys.
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>>36067630
Thanks for the wisdom. What should I do now?
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>>36067492
>tfw gf but gf hates me
wah you guys don't know lonlieness like this

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Any solutions for being short and ugly?
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>>36067395
What a stupid fucking whore. Women are only good for being cum bags, nothing more. They expire after 25
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get fit
get lots of money
get funny/charming personality
improve the things you can improve
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>>36067395
What a scank showing off the only thing she has in life

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>be 5 FEET 8 INCHES
>taller than 80% of girls

why does r9k call me a "manlet"?
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>>36067376
>being shorter than 80% of men
That's why.
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>>36067376
Better than being 5'6 anon.
Sorry bro, but we're manlets.
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>be 11 FEET 8 INCHES
>taller than 80% of cars

why does r9k call be a "bridge"?

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