Stop making me want to be a girl
>I was happily repressed until all these threads!
Reeeee I'm not gonna look good after hrt stop bringing it up! Let me work and drink my life away like the pioneers did in the day.
>>35680380
I won't look good if I did it, and I don't need anything else messing with my head. Is that why you guys keep making those threads? To make people you think are repressed go on HRT? It's not a good thing you're doing.
When you have no man in your life to leash you, take you on shopping trips to buy some clothes...waits patiently while you pick out cute outfits and accessories...nibbles on your neck and tugs on your leash...laughs when your hard dick raises your skirt like a devious magic trick as people gawk and stare. Leads you out to the car...picks up some drugs and booze for a night in...sits quietly while you model your new clothes around the living room...smiles when you blush and giggle in a drunken daze...peels your clothes off and lays you down...then fucks you missionary style over and over again in a drug fueled frenzy until the Sun comes up...then caresses your hair and cuddles with you until you come down and fall asleep.
Sheesh...no homo.
ITT: video games that women will NEVER understand.
:O
>>35680280
any stealth game
this one, trust me they never will.
>>35680280
Demon Souls
>everyone always raving on about imoutos
>tfw I have a tsundere emo older sister who pretends she's emotionally closed off but actually loves me and worries about me
>>35680250
So when are you going to have beautiful incest sex with her, anon?
Original incest sex, of course
>>35680250
Neechan and imouto are different normie scum
>>35680250
so how's the sex?
>Be 25 year old KV
>Girl actually likes me, we get along great
>Bit of an SJW, but it's not too extreme
>Unfortunately chubby, tattooed, piercings, unnatural color dyed hair
>Looks a lot like Proxy Paige
Would you do it?
Depends if she's batshit or not. Otherwise yes.
>>35680124
only for practice
But she might murder you because she's crazy
>>35680124
Absolutely, unless you desire the power of the mages.
If I become a billionaire will a woman be able to look past my height.I'm 5'4
>>35680043
You can be the ugliest fucker on the planet and you'll still get a slut (granted she just wants your money) if you have billions of dollars
>>35680043
5'4 here too. Just a fellow manlet chicking in.
5'6'' here
Our height has nothing to do with our autism, I have a buddy shorter than me that doesn't slay but still gets pussy regularly.
>Get out of shower
>Look in mirror
>Brendan Fraser hair
>Bags under eyes
>Dead pupils
It's over, I've hollowed.
i never been so moved by a post
>>35680012
>be me
>18
>get out of shower
>look into mirror
>see attractive young guy with nice blonde hair and nice blue eyes
>think one day I'm going to make it
>be me
>21
>step out of shower
>look into mirror
>hairline receding
>eyes are so empty they almost look black
>marked skin
>crows feet
>facial scruff
It's over Anons, It's all over. I'm never going to make it.
>>35680087
>>35680098
E T E R N A L
D A M N A T I O N
FEEL IT.
does anyone play this game? i just wanted to see.
Used to got the name "Kamina" don't anymore.
>>35679962
>>/v/
You have been mute for 8 seconds, because your comment was not originial
>>35679962
I heard it used to be good, but never played it myself
It's ok, she can fix him.
Besides, did you see the size of the mansion that he lives in?!
>>35679862
He looks like those cat warriors from guild wars
>>35679862
My thoughts exactly. Obviously he's some ultra Masc Dom slayer.
They would never make the beast short and ugly. That would just be "gross".
i don't care about his height or where he lives what he lives in i just want him he doesn't have to wear clothes, i'm all his.
Everyone knows that the girls most likely to fuck you are the girls your imouto hangs out with and brings home to study homework.
Hell at least one of her friends masturbates to you already
>>35679841
Ive got no little sister
Although id like to pound a pussy like ruri's one.
Shit woulda be trully delightful
>>35679841
I only have an older brother. Maybe it's just not meant to be.
>>35679875
she's literally bestgirl
fucking sister lover
what would you be doing right at this moment if the internet didn't exist?
>>35679826
Alradyy sleeping or playing vidya
I be fucking at least one member of my harem consisting of one woman from every conceivable race. What would you be doing OP?
>>35679826
I can't even imagine how different my life would be if the internet didn't exist
ok robots
tell me why i should trust you and not shoot you
Just shoot me origanolinigger >>35679818
I have a dog to feed
>>35679818
My anime folder is only a few hundred away from reaching 5 digits
who here /feels good/
>live with parents
>looking for job
literally the happiest time of my life was in school where I could get high alone and play video games/listen to music without being disturbed
I miss those days
>>35679816
I might have driven home high the other night.
I couldn't tell because I was so desperate to get home safely and I'd already smoked a fair amount that night. I definitely forgot to put the window down.
I got home just fine but it was so fucking beautiful, especially with the Kavinsky playing.
>>35679816
I'm feeling great my dudes! High on life, un-ironically. I'm just glad that things are going in my direction lately.
BTW, I THOUGHT I recognized that psychedelic background behind pepe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUbMWtUyIIE
Do you like sniffing girl feet?
>>35679795
i would only play with feet if they were clean and odorless
same with eating out, i only do it for the feeling and touch, not the smell or taste
>>35679989
you wouldn't let a hot chick rub her sweaty feet in your face after she comes home from work?
>>35679795
I have a weird thing about girls waffle stomping their girlpoop down the shower drain.
>you will always be brown
>you will never have a qt pale feminine penis
why live?
As long as the dick is small they can be qt
>>35679752
This is the absolute worst feeling
I see all these other perfect white bodies and then look at my gross brown dick
>>35679752
I experience this feeling every day, and it hasn't gotten any better. i've been told what I am isn't a bad combination but I'd still like to just be white
>profile picture of facebook friend
Why do girls do this?
>>35679676
this is a cool phase
she is wifislilangel princessgollum die antwoord gf wannabe
>>35679676
ayyyy lmao
desu desu