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>>35600454
I pee into cups and other stuff sometimes but bottles would be too messy. It's really easy to squat or hold it beneath and go. I always figured I was disgusting and that no other girls do this, it's not like I talk about it. I kinda would like some input from other fembots...

>>35600599

Why is a bottle too messy? Also the thread last night showed it was at least somewhat common. Some said bottles worked, some said they didn't.

>>35600454
I recall no such thread you conniving trickster.

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>not using drugs daily
You're not a real robot, desu.

i fucking hate tweakers and stimulants in general
so i shoot dope everyday and have a suboxone script for when i have no dope.

Backstory on this LikeToBeep guy?

>>35600419
They won't ban you just because you tell them to, you actually have to break the rules

>>35600453
what are the rules on /r9k/?

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>>35600453

What if you break the rules, and tell them to ban you?

Would they not ban you because you want to be banned?

Hmmm.

>>35600394
Lauren Mayberry is disgusting.

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>>35600394
>but as a collective, women seem unable to think critically without emotion getting in the way.
Emotion is an undercurrent in all viewpoints.
Say 'too idealist' instead.
>>35600411
plen

You got to put yourself in their shoes. Most woman are treated like children well into their thirties, men giving them what they want most whenever they want it. This bleeds into all aspects of their life, including world views

What games did you like? Any older classics that you absolutely love?

BUT NEW ZELDA AMAZING

i want a game with a good story that you get suck into..

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>>35600351
what are you talking about anon?

BMAF couples are cute. CUTE!

>>35600553
REEEEE, GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE.

I will hack your discord.

>>35600351
They already are down the toilet in the hands of the white man. Asian women are mentally ill self hating race traitors that are so ashamed of the fact that they were born asian that each one is programmed to try and breed the asian out of their bloodline, instead fucking whatever white man they can get their hands on (this is usually the pathetic balding loser white man because he is unable to get any other kind of woman), in the hopes that their kids will be not asian, but white. This is, of course, an impossibility - those poor hapa kids come out looking 110% asian, which makes them inferior in the eyes of their own mother. That's why they are twice as likely to suffer from mental illness, and grow up self hating and alone in a society dominated by whites. Sucks to be them I guess!

How did you respond, anon?

>>35600348
That's a good question, did you have an answer?

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people think all animation is for children

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>>35600340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY

This vid sums up my experience with life post puberty being a KHV non chad in a leftist hellhole.

>>35600340
We're just born to point women toward Chad essentially.

Our main purpose is to make other people glad they aren't us.

I think you just need to bee urself desu

gimme source

nurse porn is nice...

>>35600370
Its one of the videos by that robot's dad.

Go to ashemaletube and search nurse it should come up

>>35600380
>that robot's dad.
what

>>35600238
Men's rights.. I am trying to not die of laughter tonight.

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>>35600276
You'd think that of all places, /r9k/ would have a hive of them. Guess not

>>35600238
>Would you consider yourself a men's rights activist
no
Do you support men's rights
yes
I suppose the court system is shitty towards men and whatnot but I can't be bothered to actually do anything about it

I would explain how their man spreading is both problematic to men and women. In all seriousness is it weird that I think it would be cool to have strong older men as friends? They could make fun of how small I am and teach me manly things.

It's pretty inspiring imo. I'd get on their workout regimen and do that anime steroids with em.

>>35600230
Makes me wonder what a man with a physique like that even feels like. Is he squishy or firm?

>>35600190
I would invest a large portion of my money to putting advanced AI in every home with robotic waifus becoming mainstream. I push for this to become a reality in ten years

I just want a world where everyone has the opportunity and will to be happy.

More or less this world, but where I have the abilities of Kilgrave plus sick martial arts moves and super strength like Jessica Jones.

>>35600179
>they defund men's shelters, they defund research for male birth control, they bribe the courts to buttfuck men's rights
Prove that it's feminism doing that.

How the fuck do I even know if I am signed up for the draft or not? School never told me to do it. I voted once, does that sign me up itself?

>>35600555
nvm I just googled that voting does not. what a dumb fucking system. good thing I am not 25.

>>35600157
Ell veut ta bite mon frere

She's describing how your pencil dick feels in her vagina.

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It means she's terrible at magic tricks.

Did she give you a kissy kiss?

>>35600215
No she didn't kiss me. I kissed her up her feet almost all the way up her thighs though

>>35600156
>pro domme
Perhaps you can start by explaining what the fuck this is supposed to mean.