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Also I'm posting on mobile. Please hurry? What should I do? I'm starting to freak out

>>38535125
I used to clean pools for a living.

First of all, how fucking small is your dick? Those things are typically no more than two or three inches in diameter? Are you stuck in there flaccid?

>>38535478
>>First of all, how fucking small is your dick?
he posts on /r9k/, nuff said

>>38535032
>Tight
>Roastie

Oxymoron anon what's wrong with you...

Those look hyper uncomfortable. Will never understand how girls can tolerate flesh rendingly tight clothing just for a bit of attention.

>>38535032
not everyone wears cargo shorts like you autist, men also wear slim fitted suits instead of giant suits that hang loose off the shoulders like you're some sort of early 50s italian mobster

>>38535027
i posted it again XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>"mein fuhrer's honor is insulted"
kill yourself lad

>>38535095
Trump is a Fascist and only an idiotic manchild would support that il Duce-bag.

Jager and more jager, please.

Kinda hard to have a rough day if theyre all rough. It just becomes normal, just different shit though.

Yeah life sucks lately. It has always sucked, but at least I used to have friends to hang out with on a friday night. My social life has completely evaporated.

I didn't mind at first, but it's starting to get to me.

>>38535007
h-hello. *shows ID and short form birth certificate* just a coke tonight.

congrats wizard

u dun it!

>>38535003
so, when are you livestreaming your suicide?

>>38535018
Why dont you KYS you normie piece of shit ?

bump answering senpai

>Virgin
Not listed, but yes
>Age
21
>Location
USA
>What vidya have you been playing recently?
Minecraft, alone
>What TV show/anime have you been watching recently?
Welcome to the NHK, Love Live
>What recent youtubers have you been watching recently?
Styxhexenhammer666
>Reading anything recently?
A few books on Nazi Germany
>What music have you been listening to recently?
I don't like music desu
>Name three things you would have in a dream home
It'd be rural, comfy and quiet
>describe your waifu to me
I really like Maki from Love Live. I'm considering buying her figurines
>how many kids do you want
0
>tell me about your pets
Have a cat, two dogs. I like the cat the most. He's gray
>What job do you have, how do you feel about it?
Borderline hikki-NEET, N/A
>tell me about the last dream you remember
I can't remember the last time I had a dream
>if you could make any vidya what would you make
It'd be a game like Command and Conquer and Crusader Kings II
>If you were in a band what would you name it and what would you play
Not a music fan desu, but probably something electronic
>what do you like on your pizza
lots of pepperoni
>what do you like on your sandwhiches
I just eat meat and bread
>tell me your list of diagnosed disorders, any you personally think you own?
None officially. Probably schizoid

>>38534996
>Age
22
>Location
New Jersey
>What vidya have you been playing recently?
Stardew Valley, Oblivion, Sims 3. I'd like to start a Legacy but I'm indecisive on what the Legacy Founder should be like
>What TV show/anime have you been watching recently?
Friends and Castlevania. Friends is comfy, Joey and Chandler are my favorite characters, but somtimes I wonder how much of a robot Ross really is. Trevor Belmont is a fedora tipper but Alucard and the qt ginger are great
>What recent youtubers have you been watching recently?
Robbaz's My Summer Car is pretty comfy. I've been listening to the new Ephemeral Rift ASMR and Pizza Party Podcasts recently.
>Reading anything recently?
Reading Stephen King's Revivial right now. It's nice to read about about a rockstar in a christian country family where the rockstar isn't presented as totally heroic.
>What music have you been listening to recently?
Suicide is Painless, Leech Boy by Crywank and Chicago by Sufjan Stevens have been hitting me close to home for the last two weeks or so
>Name three things you would have in a dream home
A Windowsill bed, a TV screen on the ceiling above the bed, Great Wifi
>describe your waifu to me
Someone with very similiar hobbies, who wants to wallow in a depressed pity with me, Thick and always wearing a ponytail
>how many kids do you want
0 to 5. I need my privacy, the years between when I started self isolating and from when I left my family were hell. I dunno if I would reasonably be able to live for two decades without privacy
>tell me about your pets
I have one Cat named Oliver whose gray and black striped with white fur and a bit of blonde here and there.

i unironically have the same haircut

He's you, Anon. He's been you the whole time.

>>38534810
Just wait. Chris will come back somehow. He'll be a successful artist or something.

He'll be proof that no matter how low we fall we can rise up again. That we can overcome the haters and autism.

R-right? Please tell me this will happen.

>>38534803
I voIunteer as tribute

>>38534803
Cann doooooo

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>>38534803
I got you boo

>>38534774
yes. It is really fucking demeaning

>>38534774
Comparative to those faculties of the greats, videlicet Socrates, Plato, Descartes, Rousseau, etc., even those with far-above average intellectual capacity are overshadowed; so don't feel so bad. The greatly intelligent are but lesser to the genius.

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>>38534774
Only when I'm trying to debug really complex code and I'm struggling to understand the syntax shortcuts the other developer made.

This is so weird. There's a thread here without an image or any text.

What the fuck? Are you guys seeing this too?

>>38534788
What the fuck.
I knew the mods were shitty but this is just lazy.

Don't bump this empty thread, guys.

>>38534755
I don't shit on anyone or anything. I'm not toxic. I'm not liked either because I'm a meek nonconfrontational personality that doesn't seem to have any opinions (I just don't want to challenge you, there's no point to being right) so it plays out the same way every time. Also I'm not social enough to acquire drugs or a girlfriend but I only have myself to blame but my anxiety literally won't let me do those things.

>>38534755
>believed the "drugs are bad" meme and never did them, so he shits on them constantly
Drugs can be really bad if you don't have a good dealer or if you abuse of them. I've met people whose lives has been ruined because of drugs.
People don't like you because all you do is whinning about your problems. At least you admit you shit on others for your own problems.

>>38534843
Get off your ass and go to therapy, man. They'll give you meds. If it is actually anxiety, and not just you letting yourself talk yourself out of doing things because it's easier to sit at home.

Clearly you aren't like the others on this board, so get some meds, realize your potential and go enjoy your life before it's too late.

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>tfw your boss won't promote you because you are a woman

must be nice being able to play all your problems on sexism

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>>38534805
this
>>38534695
please leave this place and never return

>>38534695
Yeah it's a shame you can never ever possibly find a man to leach money off of so you don't have to work a day again

Go complain on facebook

>>38534670
>when
not in your lifetime
>where
japan is the conservative bet, but i'll go with china on this one since they've really got the gung-ho dehumanized mindset to see these through

>>38534758
>not in your lifetime
think again roastie

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>>38534969
forgot my pic

Tick Tock Roasties

Tick Tock

>>38534656
gaybot here.
confidence and dominance are definitely what makes a man attractive. looks like big muscles and whatnot can increase attractiveness, but if you have an okay looking face and are confident in yourself/socially dominant you can go from a 6/10 to an 8/10

it's not about doing, it's about being

a guy that acts confident and assertive is easy to see through. it's like, oh he's trying to be a big strong dom guy, that's cute, maybe i'll humor him a little. a guy who is that way naturally is a million times better. almost no guys can pull this off so it's super super nice when one can. especially when he likes me too it's like i instantly fall for him day 1.

money is secondary, looks are secondary

both of them are important obviously but it's relative. between a guy with money or looks and one without anything obviously the first one wins. but for a guy with the right personality, both lose.

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>>38534813
I will give your insides an okay dicking and I mean it, buster.

>>38534531
*exciting the previous day

>>38534531
Don't text again whatever you do

Just see her at work, greet her, pretend everything is fine, and then say "thanks for responding to my text" in a sarcastic but playful tone

>>38534753
Even that comes across as desperate, you dumbass. She'll get that you were serious no matter how you try to play it off.

Better to be yourself and die alone than to play the game and lie all the time. Unless you're a shallow dumbfuck.