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Y-yes mommy
Qwertyuiop

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>tfw didn't do homework for the majority of middle-high school
>still graduated
Murrican education folks

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I don't want to Ms.Carmella.

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Nah, Rowley is /our guy/

>>35596454
That kids a faggot with the cheese touch

>>35596330
>perpetual victim
>self-centered
>awkward
yep sounds like us

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>>35596275
>>people say it's one of the most life-changing beautiful mediums to exist

>>35596275
>people say it's one of the most life-changing beautiful mediums to exist
what retards have you been talking to? It's just Japanese television.

Anyways if you're looking for something more "mature" you might want to check out monster

Are you stupid? Naruto is the McDonalds of anime. Do you eat two Big Macs and decide you're not meant for food if you don't like them?

>implying a girl has ever approached me

>>35596233
They do, you're just oblivious to all of their signals.

>>35596233
This

Oreganniooii

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>>35596209
>>its an anon wakes up at noon only to wonder why he should get out of bed episode

Hey, I watch that show too!

>it's an anon listens to the leftie professor's lesson and propaganda and gets mad

what am I doing with my life

He got a car? I've gotta catch up on that show some time.

the ancient true robots actually killed themseselves a long time ago.
this is the leddit/9gag/facebook territory after they invanded.

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>>35596240
where are the real robots?

i left in 2014 but visit once in a while. I want to chat with people like me who are legit unfunctioning

>>35596194
haha im so awkward talking to cashiers makes me nervous I'm such a robot lol I go to university and am smart enough to understand higher level mathematics

doot diddly donger cuckerino ha ha

>>35596111
From what I understand, dick size is VASTLY overrated by people with small cocks. Past like 4 inches, it doesn't really matter that much. Sure, bigger is generally better, but having an average or a bit below average cock isn't a deal breaker.

>>35596144
>t. superior gooklet male

Pictures fucking WHERE?

>>35596091
>tfw eyesight has already gone to shit
>doctor said too much time in front of computer screens has caused a slight curvature to my eye
>need glasses now

>>35596091
I've got flux on all my display devices, including my phone.

>dailymail

This is an ad for screen filters, which flux does for free.

I'm not going to have any fucking kids at this point so why should I give a shit?

Let all the normies' litle crotchfruit go blind.

>>35596053
nothing like tucking you dick and balls in between you legs, ay bill?

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>>35596053
That's not how you tuck a dick you little shit.

BIG SEXY!!!!!!! MORE PLZ

>>35595994
>equal opportunity job
>still ask for everyone's resume
>not allowed to apply in person
>mfw
>mfw I have no face

>>35595994
The only way for you to get a job is to threaten the employer and force him to give you a job.

>>35596037
> entry level
> still need 1-2 years experience

>>35595982
That'd be a fucked up thing to subject children to.

I heard of someone here wanting to die in a way that I thought was just beautifully cinematic.

>freezing cold
>snowing like a motherfucker
>Getting drunk
>Wandering out to some train tracks in the middle of nowhere
>popping a couple Xanax
>Fall asleep, neck resting on the tracks, awaiting your demise by either decapitation or frostbite

Something about that method of suicide just sounded so poignant. I really dug how that would look on film.

I want a nuclear bomb to explode above my head, so it's painless and quick.
Otherwise I'd prefer carbon monoxide poisoning, but I don't know how to do it.

>>35596089
If would be during school hours when kids are in class, or on the playground.
Not when the buses are there. Basically if the school was to close early getting kids to the buses would be difficult and they'd still have to talk about the issue with the children, even if none of them witness it first hand or see the body.
The beauty of it though is that no one can stop it, because if a police officer kills me there would still be a dead body.

>>35595976
what the hell am i seeing?

>literacy test before posting
About damn time

>>35595976
Machine uprising when?

>>35595949
what is holding you back going to a prostitute?

It feels good but isn't as tight as a vagina. But if you're an ass freak like I am then the kink factor more than makes up for it.

>>35595949

purchase for yourself an anal fleshlight; place it between the couch cushions, and you have achieved the same but without the dates, awkwardness, and failure.

>>35595904
I stopped going, no more good threads anymore. Everyday it's just
>forced memes
>retarded r/the Donald tier threads
>who's white/who isn't threads
>praise kek nonsense
>same spam and bait threads that newfags always reply too
>random SJW Twitter screencap threads

Literally no politics are even discussed, /Int/ is way better for banter too. Their racist jokes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

/pol/ is the nihilistic crystal ball that predicts the future

use with moderation

>>35596050
>>35596077
yeah pretty much just race bait

I'd rather die a virgin than die as someone who saves thumbnails

>>35595882
getting cuck by a nigger bull

die a non-virgin