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DOG EATING GOOK IS GOING TO AN HERO ON STREAM 2017-08-05 09:37:35 Post No.38875404
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DOG EATING GOOK IS GOING TO AN HERO ON STREAM
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2017-08-05 09:37:35
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GET IN HERE ROBOTS!
https://youtu.be/BnIzo5O2LXs
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will kill himself at 200 viewers
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>>38875404
Shove a cactus down your throat. M
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>>38875461
he isnt even white why would i care?
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>give my parents powerpoint presentations whenever I want something from them
>Dad named our cat Niggerman after H.P Lovecraft's cat
>we used to swim naked in our pool
>I still got boners and my sisters always laughed at me while my brother tried to give me a noogie
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>>38875303
>mom used to ask me if she had a hole in her pants just to fart in my face
>mom used to say she had to ''show me something'' in the bathroom just so i'd smell her stinky shit
>mom used to show me her fresh stinky shit before flushing, would get angry if i didn't want to look
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>>38875514
That is fucking disgusting wow. I thought my family was weird but god damn.
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> moms paranoid delusional episodes
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OFFICIAL robot test:
http://ricepuritytest.com/
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>>38875281
>91
there ya go opee
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>>99
>am muslim.
Welp
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>>38875281
being a faggot is kinda cheating
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Which fetishes do you have that you wish you didn't have?
Pic related is a very tasteful depiction of mine. You can use your imagination to put one and one together.
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>>38875258
I wish I didn't fetishize having the shit best out of me
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scat
my shame is original :(
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>>38875258
I'm using my imagination to think of her being bred.
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If the Chad dudebro of the animal world is the Kangaroo then what are we?
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Wombats.
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>>38875186
the beta orbiters of the roo empire, it would seem
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Red panda i.e. the most useless fucks ever
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Hello. Ask a nerdy fembot who went to a club alone by herself yesterday night anything.It was awful.
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Any nice guys there? What did you get up to?
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>>38875115
>fembot
nice b8
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i want to fuck you in the ass
yes, we have to.
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>be me
>born an autist with a disfigured face
>family decides to throw me down a cliff because they thought i was stillborn
>i wasn't
>am now an autistic cripple with a disfigured face
>dad and brother are total chads
>dad decides to hook me up with a qt
>we get married
>she doesn't want to have sex
>OK.jpg
>few months later suspect that my chad brother is sleeping with my wife
>divise an extreemly autistic plan
>catch them in the act and tie them up
>call my family over to show them what chad had been doing
> they all start laughing
>turns out my wife is a massive slut and everyone knew
>everyone but me
>almost certain that near every male in my family has fucked her
>am now a autistic virgin cripple with a disfigured face
>stuck in a loveless marriage
>stuck making cool shit for my chad brother and chad dad
>chad brother is still cucking me but no one cares
Is hephaestus /ourgod/
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>>38875084
Sounds fake as fucc how r u cripple and you tied them up faggot?
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>>38875084
>is crippled
>manages to tie up a chad without getting ass kick
nice try, anon
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>>38875332
hes talking about Hephaestus you got damb fool, read the bottom
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Do you consider yourself edgy? If so, provide examples.
Please. No firm handshake dadposting here.
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>>38875002
I feel I'm the only enlightened one in this world full of mindless drones.
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What? Why would anybody dadpost here? Nice going you tard now people are going to post it you FUCKING NIGGER>
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>>38875002
No I'm an adult.
That said when I was 15 I was super edgy, I would draw pentagrams and satanic things
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>mfw I see a robot cuck in public
You guys have to be more stealthy than that. It's embarrasing.
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We don't actually give a fucc jokes on you
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thinking we go outside?
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There's this dude that lives nearby me and i always see him buying diet cokes. Definite Robot, 6ft4 Big Chubby dude but not fat but big, Babyfaced, long shaggy curly black hair, wears all black leather, spergs out constantly. Best of his sperg was once he was walking on the street with his mouth wide open looking like he was screaming but he wasnt making a sound
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>be the most hated race in yurop (arab)
>look for grill
>can't find
>mfw
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Then go back to where you belong you sand nigger piece of shit. Not fucking welcome.
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>>38874868
I thought they loved you guys?
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>>38875291
Yikes someone is a little angry.
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>vaginal
>anal
plebs, everyone knows throatfucking is where it's at
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>>38874827
Pretty much.
BUT oral is only best when the girl actually knows what's she's doing. If not, it's pretty much dead lat behind anal
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>>38874827
Whaw is her name?
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>>38875061
idk I just typed in throatfucking gif on images
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Daily reminder that you can't be a TRUE robot unless you have phimosis.
Who else here /tightforeskin/?
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>>38874821
>tight foreskin
>true robot
Can I be a robot if I got a handjob once? She pulled my foreskin back so fast I yelped and punched her. I told her she had to be gentle and I got a soft slow warm hand job.
Handjobs suck btw, I could do a better job.
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>>38874907
>Can I be a robot if I got a handjob once?
No.
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Well, I have frenulum breve which is worse than phimosis.
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>2017.59752
>Still haven't fucked boi pussy
Why is life so unfair?
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I-I'm a boy, anon :3
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>>38874816
You can fuck mine if you're in the UK anonymous
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>>38874831
Post contact info then so I can pound your boipussy
>puri puri prisoner finds out about you and plans on coming to rape you
>if he catches you, he fucks you without lube for 10 years.
>you are given 3 years of prep time to try to prevent the rape.
What do you do r9k?
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lie in wait for 3 years then spread my cheeks for 10 years
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>>38874875
Only correct answer here lads
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>>38874797
100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, 10 km running, every single day.
why am i always so fucking tired
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Bad genes.
>tfw trump and arnold can do 50 million things in a day on 4 hours of energy while I struggle to get out of bed on 9
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>>38875024
>*on 4 hours of sleep
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you either sleep to much or you don't get enough sleep.