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So, what do you guys collect? Why do you collect it, how big is your collection?
I collected Wojak (Obsessively) and currently have 368 wojaks.
I also collect flags, which is a much smaller collection. I have a Union Jack, German flag and a Dutch flag. I currently have a 2nd Reich flag being shipped to me.
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i collect Pepes and Wojacks, i have 1085 on my phone at the moment, and a bunch on my laptop. i keep the Pepes and Wojacks in the same folder
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>>36473857
I collect wojaks, but also pepes, helpers and baits. 147 wojaks, a bit small collection, but it's all top quality and it's growing by the day
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>>36474010
>tfw anon completely outnumbers you in wojaks
mmmmm that's a lot of wojaks, care to share some feels?
a girl will reply to this thread,im feeling it
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>>36473815
done and done there u go
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do you think rose is married or has kids now?
shes 31
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>>36474014
i've seen that one meme where's she's reading out comments but other than that who the fuck is she?
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How do I write witty comments or posts that will get me a lot of replies?
How do some people do it so easly?
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>>36473775
>when you unwittingly answer your own question
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post random threads about stuff on /b/
people love stuff on /b/
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>>36473775
idk, just comes naturally
just say some dumb shit no one would expect
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>pick a little-known royalist or aristocratic regime that killed a lot of people, the more obscure and brutal the better
>find the most obscurantist and bizarre document defending it you possibly can. Ideally, it will verge on theology
>describe yourself as a [the guy who wrote the document]ite [regime]ist
>attempt, whenever possible, to link the regime to the modern world and claim that it could fix all problems
>if you have blood ties to the region, so much the better; this gives you license to say that you're a native [regime]ist
You have now won at both /pol/ and /his/.
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>>36473774
>keep spamming the an unrelated board with shit none cares about
Grats you've won at shilling
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>>36473882
>doesn't have the context to get the joke
You have won at autism.
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>>36473899
Ok now will you stop spamming this pol shilling every day? You shills fail to realize that it only angers the community, people is not dumb, they recognize you, you'll only polarize them to whatever you shill against.
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Get a job. It doesn't have to be glamorous/high-paying as long as it's enough to support just yourself. We all know working sucks and is time-consuming but getting that money in your hand makes it almost worth it....almost
Practice good hygiene, especially with skin, teeth and hair. Showering and shampooing properly takes like 10-15 minutes. Brushing teeth....3 to 5 minutes. Stop avoiding these. They are not monumental daily tasks. Being a shut-in is no excuse; you're not doing these for other people. "But I'm too far gone....." no you're not, as long as you start somewhere. If your teeth are dentist-level bad, see one as soon as possible. I get the intimidation and the money factor, but it's something you just have to push yourself to do for your own good; teeth are not to be fucked with
Exercise at least a half hour a day, not to the point where you're trying to look like Chad, but just to get healthier in general. Stop looking at exercise as 3 hours of painful pumping iron in the gym or running 5 miles daily. Stretch for 5 minutes, then do a daily 1/2 hour jog. There. You took an hour out of your day to practice hygiene and jog.......you're already cleaner and healthier than 90% of the faggots on here.
Stop acting like sex is some elusive grand prize that you need to win. It's not. Being a male virgin is pretty awesome except for the retarded stigma around it (protip: fuck what people think about you....or you can just lie to them and say you're not a virgin, whatever). You can literally fap to any goddess on the internet you like at any time you want, at your own pace....sex with a real woman does NOT feel that much better than that, trust me. Plus fapping is less riskier in terms of no unwanted kids or STDs, anyway. Stop trying to be Chad; stop being jealous of him. You will never slay tons of pussy.....AND THAT'S OKAY. You have your own positive qualities/advantages in life that many others don't have, including Chad
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Accept your natural height and ugliness. Yes, a lot of women will reject you for it. Just like you would reject them when they get old and fat, or they're looking for a sap to help raise their bastards and to pay their bills. Fair is fair. Deal with it.
If you do ever get to have sex, stop worrying about if your dick is large enough or how long you last.....you got her to have sex with you......you achieved your desired goal. YOU WIN. And you'll also realize it wasn't even all it's cracked up to be.
Never accept a child as yours unless a paternity test where the sample is handled by yourself or an independent party (a judge), shows that you are the bio father.
Never get married.....you can attempt exclusive relationships as long as you let them know you're not signing some unfair contract where they can cash out when it's over, or where they can get you to pay for another man's child that they got pregnant with just because you were under contract with them at the time.....fuck that
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Never share money/accounts or co-own any personal belonging with anybody. EVER. This includes homes and cars. If someone doesn't like that...let that be THEIR problem
Getting cheated on is not that big a deal. Stop fearing it or overreacting to the idea of it. If it happens, it happens. Just leave her ASAP and fap until you find new pussy to fuck. Simple.
There. I just improved most of your lives.
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i'll actually give this a bump because everyone here is a huge faggot and uses self-determining destiny to dictate their fate as doomed.
all it takes is a philosphy or a set of philosophies to make you advance your perspectives on yourself instead of living by the narrative you and those in autohrity have formed for you
>Finally find video to pic related
>Have to sign up to a site to watch it
I hate life so much REEEEEEEEE
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Fuck that's so lame. Is it free?
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m8 just use a throwaway email to sign up
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>>36473667
That dick looks delicious holy shit
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Do you have ANY redeeming qualities at all?
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Naturally high alcohol tolerance.
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All my qualities are redeeming...
and thus cannot be trusted
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>Normally I would say perfect teeth
>Dog got too happy yesterday and swung his head into my mouth, slightly chipping one of my front teeth
I've been super fucking pissed ever since.
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>"ummm what do you mean you don't want to smash capitalism with me anon?? Uhhhhhh your not a bourgeoisie liberal, are you anon?
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I don't know what you are talking about, but I'll smash your ugly face in with my lactose intolerance powered braaps.
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>>36473533
i would love 2 bb wht made u think i didnt?
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>I..I ...I in actuality think women should vote also be able to drink alcohol so they can drink while pregnant
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Another week in the books edition. How are your hours next week? Anything exciting happen in your store? Vent all your retail/wageslave feels here.
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cancer as usual but now i have to save every single penny
i have qt girl begging me to come visit her but i only have like $100
sorta scared to go anyway, she's only seen the pictures where i intentionally go out of my way to get the best angle
why can't i just find an internet gf instead to be comfy with
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>preschool teacher's assistant
>Kid throws up, is clearly sick
>mom won't pick her up
>We tell her to keep her home tommarow because the kid is clearly sick
>comes in the next day
>kid looks worse.
>we refuse to take her under the licensing guidelines
>mom just walks out and leaves the kid with us.
WTF, don't these people understand that colds get spread and licensing will blame us? Also the kid looked miserable and was clearly not in any condition to be outside
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>>36473723
Mom sounds like a typical normie. Needs instant gratification, puts her own needs before others even when it is rude or impractical to do so. HER time is important, who cares if some other kids get sick?
>>36473678
What if you've only seen photos of her in the most flattering angles? Not sure it's a great idea to blow your money on this...
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Heed my words, brothers. The time is nigh. It is time for us /r9k/ denizens to band together and take back what is rightfully ours. In times of past, we were the pioneers of human evolution. It was us who mated with the most desirable women. It was us who led the common man. It was us who were the true alpha male.
However, times have changed. The hunka hunka man has taken over. Some women have degraded themselves to mere sex objects. Others? Turned themselves into some sort of man-woman hybrid that King Arthur himself would guffaw at. We must take back. Take back civilization and guide these heathens as we once did before. Educate them in the ways of the redpill.
Stand with me, my fellow brethren. Abandon feelings of inadequacy. Discard those pill bottles. If we stand as one, our REES will pierce the heavens. Believe /r9k/. Just believe and it will happen.
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finally the time has come
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>>36473500
I believe that one day we will all get laid
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>>36473500
What do you mean betas mated in the past? Chads always been women first choice. The fact that we exist mean there faults is society, not the other way around.
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IT'S FUCKING ROBBERY
HAND ME ALL GF'S YOU HAVE AND NO ONE GETS HURT
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>>36473473
b-but i dont have any gf's.
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>>36473473
Wrong store mr.
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You went into the only store in the world that does not have any girlfriends, how do you feel right now?
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There's no such thing as 'nice guys'. There's no such thing as 'good men'. There's no such thing as 'alpha males'. All men care about sex. Everything they do is for sex. They have no appreciation for anything other than to have sex. They'll lie for sex, befriend for sex, cheat for sex.
I am so done with you. Men are dogs and will be treated like dogs. I prefer women from now on.
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Replace men with women and you will be 100% correct.
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>>36473638
both do it
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>>36473638
/thread
No further discussion is needed.
/r9k/, last Saturday a guy I started talking to on a dating site suggested we meet up. He hasn't messaged me since... do I message him or no?
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I dunno, do you like sucking cocks?
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Either A. He's a dick
B. Doesn't want to come off as desperate so he's holding off texting you or whatever.
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That female wojak looks like trash. Women literally can't even use ms paint competently
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I wear this every day. At home, at school, at the gym, at family gathetings ect.
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>>36473262
>this
what the fuck is that, a whip?
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>>36473307
Some retarded as celtic/nordic pendent because OP thinks he's got secret viking blood
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>mom i don't wanna go to church, I only believe in THOR
Edgy
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Today I pissed of normie roastie co-workers in McDick because I said what they already said.
I work in Germany in McDonalds and I am from balkans, and most people that work in Germany are people from 3rd world shit hole because its lowest of low job for germans to work, every normie co worker is constantly complaining how they want to find another job and that they work only this job because they dont have any other option.
Later on my work I didnt followed some stupid unimportant procedure and manager saw me and started threatening me and other coworkers that she will send me to boss next time if she sees me again and that other coworkers need to tell me that also. I never get upset or angry when they try to tell me what I am doing wrong I just always say ok and I guess that pisses normies off if they don_t see you shaking in sweat, and I later told them I dont give a fuck because I have other options to do, this is just like my holiday job.
Then stupid normie coworkers started giving me sneaky comments like: you dont like working here?
I asked back: "do you like working here?"
Roastie coworkers: "of course I like it
me: "You only work here because you dont have any better options"
Roasties: "Oh oh I got better options but I refused"
me: So you refused better option that sounds reasonable
>Roasties started getting pissed because they cant even follow or construct logical comeback argument.
Roasties: "oh not everything is about money"
These zombies are scared to say anything back to dumb managers in mcDonalds.
Why are normies trying to delude themselfs into thinking they are actually enjoying job they hate in their guts.
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Why did everyone became so fucking lazy to read little bit longer post.
FUCK YOU
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>>36473595
I read the whole post anon. Normies are retarded, simple as that. They pretend to take pride in the most worthless professions like that.
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>>36473595
i read the post i just don't care