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>TFW you see gay roleplaying threads on /r9k/
>Most likely all the guys are ugly, fat, non-attractive, etc.
You do realize the person who is talking lewdly with you doesn't look like what you think they look like, right? I mean you want to have sex and do things with them, but if you saw what they actually looked like then you'd probably change your tune. I know that's the whole point of "roleplay" and what not, but I'm pretty sure 99% of you would have sex with a random person if they showed enough interest in you.
Or maybe you're all just good at roleplaying from doing it so much, it's pretty convincing so sometimes I can't tell if you're seriously that desperate or what?
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>>34128846
That's why you always ask for a picture of their clitty and thigh highs. Come on anon this isn't rocket science
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>go into imouto thread
>tell story about hugging my imouto
>don't actually have an imouto
they all fell for my epic prank too lol
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>>34128868
Forgive me, I don't browse a lot of these gay roleplay threads. But the ones I've been in nobody usually posts a picture of themselves, they usually ask for an email to send pictures to. Or you have your typical faggot Steam threads where people add each other on Steam just to be lewd with one another.
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trump just got shot
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What are you trying to say?
unique
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My parents own a cabin in the woods up North in the US. My GF and I recently took a trip up there.
I bought a full latex catsuit and I wore it with a PVC corset and heels and mask. I made a pentacle within a circle of 100 lit tealight candles and offered her a gift inside of the pentacle. I drew a chaos magick sigil on her forehead.
She was dressed in dominatrix gear that we had. We were smoking meth and on GHB at the same time. We fucked for 6 hours straight.
Literally the best fucking night of my life.
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>>34128831
Nice story anon
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>>34128766
"you just gotta set ur standards lower bro"
This normie meme is now confirmed to be a genuine attempt to make sure we don't reproduce.
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>>34128766
"There could be an added nutritional benefit from licking the monkey's ejaculate"
Gonna try selling this line
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>>34128766
>it licks the cum off her back after he's done
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>tfw about to graduate college still a virgin
>thought I would really come into my own in Uni
>all of my chad friends encouraged me, saying I could do it at school
>full of promise and opportunity first few days of freshman year
>now a bitter senior about to graduate without having had sex
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>>34128753
you want to have sex just pay a prostitute, if not just go on with your life and stop being a shittard.
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heh heh that's p. funny anon
stupid faggot
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How haven't you guy?
Oregano!
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So I posted a Craigslist ad over New Years, trying to find some girl to fugg and I got a 45 year old guy replying to me. He's offering $50-100 to suck my dick, and $100-200 to fuck him. Should I do it?
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>>34128708
Don't do it anon
he's probably druggy / fat / gross / a murderer / something like that
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>>34128708
he offered you $100 to literally do nothing
you'd have to be a fucking moron to turn him down
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>>34128708
Safety first anon, if something seems not 100% right then let it go.
Also just so you know there's usually a huge top shortage so if you need some cash, make a post saying you'll fuck someone for like $200 and insist on pictures so you can choose your clients carefully.
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>mfw i realized gays pee in the men's bathroom too
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>>34128705
Kek it's lel cuz it's truuuu
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I'm a homosexual and I love to stare at the penises of young, early 20s boys. I hang around in urinals all day just waiting for the opportunity to catch a glance.
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>>34128732
You know, seeing how fags behave on 4chan I don't doubt this is true.
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WHY can't irl BITCHES be nice, kind, qt and pure like anime girls?
Why do they CHOOSE to be bitter, chad-fucking, cuntish sluts when they can be more like 2D girls?
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>>34128657
'cause they're fucking stacies that are "self conscious" and are desperate for a good social status. Every time i'm near one they don't give a fuck if they elbow you in the side or what not. Fuck 'em and whatever shits follow those things.
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>>34128734
They would get more social validation if they weren't such cuntwhores.
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>>34128657
>tfw nearly responded to a craigslist ad from some milf that wanted to take younger guys virginity
>didn't do it because I want to find a pure virgin waifu
>realized they don't exist in 3d and regretted it
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>attention whoring on social media 24/7
>ridiculing everyone and everything
>manipulating people over the internet for their own personal gain
>posting slutty pictures of themselves and then condemning "slut shaming"
Post-Millennial teenage girls are literally the cancer of society
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Society is literally built around pleasing them to make them spend money on pointless shit.
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Yyyyyyyuuupppers
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>>34128674
This. How do we stop it? It's fucking repulsive
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>you turned around and the girl from earlyer is behind you with a cursed blade
>NANI!!!
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>>34128630
Oh, it's the Girl Scout from earlier. I knew I gave you the wrong change for those Samoas...
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>>34128630
But why is she trying to stab me with a cursed blade?
Was she stalking me and feared I'd date someone despite talking to nobody at all? Or does she think I'm going to date her love? Why's the blade cursed? I want answers OP
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I'm just here to show you the light of the best yandere.
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Nice job, you spaghetti-O tier autists
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it started on twitter and tumblr anyway, what a faggot meme
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It was evident from the beginning that this was a normalfag meme but now here's the hard proof. God, I fucking hate normalfags.
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Hahaha fuckin' faggots
Hi. It's that time again. Green are ones we've already watched together. Vote and the movie will begin 40 minutes from now. I'll post a link shortly.
1971 Let's Scare Jessica to Death
1971 Willard
1972 Crawlspace
1972 Haunts of the Very Rich
1972 Private Parts
1972 Folks at Red Wolf Inn
1972 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
1973 The Baby
>1973 Messiah of Evil
>1973 Don't Look in the Basement
1973 The Killing Kind
1974 Bad Ronald
>1975 Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural
1979 Driller Killer
>1980 Don't Go in the House
1980 The Attic
1981 The Pit
1983 Night Warning
1985 Deadly Messages
1986 Link
1988 Killer Klowns From Outer Space
1988 Bloody Wednesday
1989 Pin
1989 Beyond Dream's Door
1993 Stalking Laura
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>>34128514
if the movie isn't battle: los angeles, platoon, jarhead, or we were soldiers, i want nothing to do with it
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>>34128826
Darn. I had to adjust my list.
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>>34128514
Andrew?
originalio
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Ok,so,i finaly got a date and she has Christian values. As in she has never had sex and has asked if it would be ok to hold my hand on the first date. My questions is: will me not being a virgin due to me being an idiot in highschool and falling for the classroom slut meme make her not like me? I mean,i had sex with her atleast 90 times and i feel like that'd be an issue to her and i really really dont want to miss out on someone like her.
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>>34128502
BAIT THREAD!!!!
You've been captured by ISIS and are going to be executed.
However, they will let you roll to decide how you'll be executed.
Last two digits decide your fate. . .
01-09: Beheaded with combat knife
10-19: Thrown off ten story building with some fags
20-29: burned in a cage
30-39: Shot to death with a pistol by junior jihadis
40-49: ak47ed while lying in a mass grave with a bunch of normies
50-59: dragged behind a technical
60-69: drowned in a cage
70-79: detcord beheading
80-89: stoned
90-98:crucified
00 Dubs: shotgun blast to the head
All Other Dubs: blown up by obama drone
Trips: rescued by speshul forces.
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>>34128502
There's no point in bringing it up. If you have to say something, just say you made mistakes in high school and have spent some time alone since.
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>>34128552
00 dubs pls
i wisdh i could be bothered looking for that webm
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It's that time again robots. Friday night, ya'll aint got shit else to do.
How does /r9k/ size up?
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>>34128449
I did have plans tonight, but left around 10 so I could be comfy and go on 4chan. This board's really slow right now, maybe because everyone on here lately is normies?
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>>34128449
I got 15cm, is that long enough to satisfy a girl?
Am I average sized or below average?
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>>34129800
Sorry anon. 6 inches is the average. you're at 5.9.
>be in elevator today going to class
>group of friends and some other people in there with me
>elevator stops at a floor, one other kid gets in, greets the group of friends I mentioned earlier, he must know them
>they have a conversation
>elevator stops, he gets out on a floor below mine
>the group of friends is getting off at the same floor as me
>as soon as the kid leaves they start shit talking and laughing at him
>stuff like "he is so annoying," "he talks to me all the time, it's funny, he actually thinks we're friends"
normies deserve to die desu
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>>34128383
REPLY TO MY THREAD YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, I THOUGHT YOU RETARDS HATED NORMIES
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>scrolling through catalog
>see this thread
>misread first line while skimming
>"in elevator class today"
>think to myself I have finally found the peak of robotitude
>so many questions
>come to ask
>realize misread the OP
Fuck you for insulting me OP, we almost had a real thing going here
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>>34128383
>2017
>falling for the friend meme
>serves him right for not embracing enlightened solitude
but no seriously that's just downright mean
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I have no idea if these our allowed here but today we will talking about personality of a master race dweller, XNTP. This is the best personality a person could wish for, disagree with me? XNTPs are the only people that better mankind while the others are there for mere entertainment and there own self gratification.
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I'm INTP and I only care about my own pleasure
kinda ironic that I don't have any idea to achieve that
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>turbulent
best drones, maybe
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>personality test meme