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Why do you think girls don't like you?

(don't say you're intelligent -- you're actually quite stupid)
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>>37572268
I'm too intelligent for women
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I am ugly and socially inept.
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>>37572268
no game.. too pussy. no fun.

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"Why are you staring at my breasts, you disgusting male pig? Can't you read?"

wat do?
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no i'm looking at your happy trail. that's something you don't see every day.
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"what breasts?"
originallio
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>>37572192
"You have breasts? Where?"

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Alright listen up robots, this Saturday at 6pm [Pacific Time] I'll be making an anime group stream where we can all chill and hang out.

I haven't yet decided which show we will be watching, but I have some ideads.

However if anyone wants to make suggestions in this thread I'll allow it, in fact whoever gets the most replies to their post will have their series streamed.

I'll post the link on my Saturday thread 2 hours prior to streaming so we can all get comfy and get our snacks.

SEE YOU SATURDAY AT 6PM PST
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1st of 3 bumps
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2nd of 3 bumps
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>>37572235
Final bump.

I guess nobody is interested. No matter I'll still stream for the few that might stick around.

Goodnight robots.

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Is MDE racist? I dont knownof anything racist theyve said or done but i see people say they are

i do think giving stormfront dudes 5,000 smackeroos is stupid and dont get the point
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He did that video for Emma Watson where he told her to make him a sandwich, that was a good video
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>>37572156
They're not racist, some Jew on buzzfeed said Sam was racist and everyone believed jew boy
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>>37572218
That's the John Oliver shoutout video

This is kinda hot actually.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870880/New-Zealand-Woman-named-Poison-Ivy-grooms-unstable-men-commit-suicide.html
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>>37572140
This is why you dont fall in love
It opens you up for shit like this
You'll be vulnerable and your emotions at their mercy
Someone always gets hurt in a relationship
True multual love is very rare
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she probably browsed here.
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If you are dumb enough to fall for that, or go to such lengths for pussy you deserve everything you get.

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>phd student
>have to submit my first paper tomorrow
>everything is perfect except for the final checks
>return home today
>watch some tv shows
>feel a cold shivering throughout my body
>I feel cold even if it's not cold
>when I touch my skin I just feel cold
>can't sleep until 2 am
>decide to take a hot 30 minute shower
>finally fall asleep
>wake up at 4 am feeling like absolute dog shit
>it's 5:37 am right now and I have been trying to fall asleep ever since, but I can't

am I dying r9k? what the fuck is going on?
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>phd
no jobs for those anymore.
people want neet these days
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>>37572113
desu I went in just for fun, I've always liked the idea of research and so far it has been interesting enough that doesn't make me feel like shit when I wake up in the morning and have to go to "work".

no one gives a shit when you come to work or how much you work, you work whenever and however you want, all they care about is results.

however yes, I will go to the industry once I am done here.
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you are dying but maybe you'll be able to complete your studies first. what is your phd in?

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>no license necessary
>no insurance necessary
>no need to pay for gas
>no need to pay for parking
>no pollution
>not illegal to use while drunk
>almost no maintenance
>good for your health
>relatively safe
>fun as fuck
>shapes up your puny toothpick legs
bikes are objectively the best way to get around.
tell me again why you would ever use anything other than a bike for commuting, again?
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I mean, sure. If you live and work downtown, but if like many of us you need to commute 30mins-1hr by car one way, it is extremely inconvenient to use a bike.
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>>37572061
You can actually be cited for drunk riding and I've seen it happen. Usually cops just let you die and laugh at your stupidity while scraping you off a bus.

Reminder: just because you don't need a license doesn't mean there aren't any rules. Ride safe or get rekt.
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>>37572061
If you're not athletic you run the risk of getting rekt in a major city, especially by cabbies. Cycling is def the superior mode of transportation in 2017, though.

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This is the ideal Robot glasses. Those big bulky ones are normalfag hipster shit!
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>>37572055
you're not wrong

Avoid-me-on-the-street glasses
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this is exactly how mine looks
is this robot or normie?
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I agree and have similar glasses. Armani Exchange, how about you?

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>spent the whole day working and trying to waste time so I wouldn't drink before bed
>spend three hours hauling furniture for my roommate
>see liquor store on the way home
>stop and get vodka/whiskey
>drinking and doing schoolwork now
It always inevitably ends in drinking
Alcoholic thread probably
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>>37572045
>tfw only thing I can afford is vodka and pabst
Being poor is both shit and comfy
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>>37572045
They always the damn stores everywhere. Alcohol is just too damn easy to get
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>if I'm not smoking weed, I'm drinking
>if I'm not drinking, I'm smoking weed
The endless cycle of drink...or smoke continues into eternity.

Currently weed is winning, but the supplies run low. There's moonshine in my future.

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any single guys browsing tonight?

this is a thread for single guys only.
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>>37571997
24-SWM-Minnesota
I'm so fucking lonely
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Does anyone else here not identify as a 'single guy'?
I mean technically i'm single but I just don't feel like the words 'single guy' would be applicable to me as a manchild.
Any thoughts?
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>>37571997
hi op, i'm a woman with a bf. how is it going?

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>think I'm home alone for the last few hours
>I talk to myself/think out loud when I'm alone
>suddenly hear voices from upstairs
>Figure someone left the tv on, go to turn it off
>my dad is sitting up there
>he's been up there for the last few hours
>it's very clear I thought I was home alone
>he didn't say anything to make me aware of the fact that I'm not
>have no clue what I might've said out loud these last 2-3 hours, but there's a 100% chance he heard everything
what a fucking prick, I hate feeling like my privacy has been invaded, I hate being listened to. I swear he was intentionally eavesdropping on me, he didn't make a fucking sound for the last 3 hours.
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>>37571991
>living with parents
nice. why can't the big boy have a big boy conversation with daddy about privacy?
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>>37572013
How about you suck my big boy dick, you condescending prick. I don't live here, I'm just visiting. Kill yourself.
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>>37572074
>having a temper tantrum
>"i'm so scared about what i might have said out loud!"
eat shit, kid.

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How are you guys handling summer so far?

Do you wish you could live somewhere cold?
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Is it the same anon that keeps posting this pic within the same contexting of living in places
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>>37572072

yes

original oreos
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>>37572136
what do you hope for where-anon

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anon, we're going to the pool, do you want to come? no? oh.. okay, i'll see you at school tomorrow
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the real reason desu
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>>37571938
Take doxycycline and visit the beach a few times
The salt water will exfoliate and sanitize your back; the doxycycline will help your body fight acne-causing bacteria
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>>37571974
Have never heard of anyone genuinely giving a fuck about these. Even Chad has them.

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>pitbulls are viole-
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>>37571778
The fact that so many poor and stupid people own them is reason enough to avoid them.
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>>37571778
>HEY GUYS HERE'S A PITBULL NOT KILLING ANYTHING
>THAT MUST MEAN ALL PITPULLS DON'T KILL THINGS

Dumb shitdog poster.
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pitbulls are the niggers of dogs. sort yourself out OP

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>I'm going to make you my bitch, anon

what do you do?
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>>37571772
Ask her why she's using my strap-on rig and not hers. That shit has to be readjusted every time she does that shit.
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>>37571772
"Eh, not really into butt stuff."
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Be her bitch.

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