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*boipucci ovulates*
O-oh I can feel the baby coming~
AHHHHHHHHHHHH *loud farting sounds*
*Takes a huge dump*
This could be our boibaby hehe :3

>>39556210
>>39556238
Stop bothering with this place and run away to cripplechan

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>>39556210
What happened here exactly? I've been back to this board since a month now after leaving back around the school shooter incident and it feels like a different place, used to be daily black/women hate threads, /pol/sters shitting up the board, edgy ironic killself xD memers, etc

Board seems more chill and gay now

>>39556057
Because I'm a brownfag who grows an afro and have no hairline, literally debating kms because of how retarded my hair is

>>39556057
lol impressive op

Because I think it looks like shit.

The only reason you made this thread is because you don't want to actually play vidya.

stop being a lazy fuck you dopamine cucked KEK

Get a less childish hobby

>>39556053
Come join us at >>>/x/

Son I"m not even going to class tomorrow. .I'm that fucking lazy that I'll just watch the inclass movie at home.

>>39556050
Procrastination is by far one of my worst traits, I don't even know how I made it through high school.

Try working for yourself, it's hell. I used to be so excited seeing how much I made while I was sleeping and answer questions customers sent while I was asleep. Today I can spend a week drinking beer while I need to make a few small updates to an app that could be completed in less than 4 hours. I don't know what happened :(

It's 3am and I'm high on cocaine.
We are brothers in rejection of sobriety my friend.

>>39556003
Always remember, it's always happy hour somewhere on earth

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>>39556003
4:39 am and i am 2/3 through a bottle of gas station cabernet savignon mindlessly posting on this underwhelming nightmare of a board for the first time ever. CHEERS ANON *CLINK* *GLUG* *SQUIRM*

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>when his height starts with the word five

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>>39556023
When her weight starts with a 2
Also stop larping as a roastie

>>39555989
I've never grown taller than 178cm and have slept with more than ten girls. Its about game you idiots, don't let these faggot knife twisters hurt your feelings. I've seen a guy shorter than me pick up a girl who was taller than me, she did a wallsit to make out with him, it was hilarious, then they dated for a bit. Stupid things like height are and physical attraction are such bullshit, i've seen rat face dudes with headturners. Remember anons, the dude making fun of you on the internet is probably making up for something :')

>>39555953
You want to fuck your brother

>>39555953
Let's fuck his gf

Sounds like you're frustrated that your younger sibling has surpassed your life achievements. That you want was he has but don't know how to acquire it, or are afraid you can never acquire it. I don't have siblings myself but a lot of people I know do, and I hear a lot of similar shit since apparently i'm easy to open up to and won't share information about shit they say. Anyway, it seems the most obvious ones I mentioned are the cause. But, here's a secret THEY(insert boogeyman here) don't want you to know.

There are no life achievements. There are turtles and hares, and every fucking animal in between on this shitty marathon we call life. Sometimes the hare wins, sometimes the turtle wins, sometimes the turtle gets crushed on a rock from a high altitude drop from a hawk or something. Point is, don't compare yourself to him so much, even if you can here it in the room next door. If you're that worried about it, do something about it. If something this simple is your wakeup call to action, then answer it, even if it's going outside for 1 hour every day. Small, manageable goals so you don't feel like such a fucking failure.

You better not be taking drugs young man

if you only have one supply line then to me it seems like you are an inept casual who just wants an excuse to get angry

Leave a bad review. Sounds like a shitty drug dealer desu.

>>39555822
Me too. I wish I could just shoot myself or fall on a knife, but it would hurt my family too much. My mom told me if I did it she would kill herself too. I don't get why they like my existence when I hate it.

>>39555841
because they see potential, you see despair

>>39555822
>>39555841
There is a jewelry cleaner that is a painless way to kill yourself and if you dispose of the cup they will believe you are in those rare studies where a person's body gives up to natural causes at a young age

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I guess your waifu is just a whore then.

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You calling my waifu a Stacy and a whore?

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> Hinata
> A Stacy
Ha come on now

as long as she doesn't look at me

why my milkshake in a vase tho

>>39555774
because it costed $8

I don't understand why you're complaining. If you've got the looks, then socializing will come easier to you than most people on this board no matter how autistic you are.

I'll give you advice if you post pics of your mom when she was young

>spend my afterschool helping the local garden
>other guys try to hang out with me, but I literally don't have any idea how to fit in with them because I don't have any social skills
>literally never talk to a female that wasn't a teacher in four years
>have maybe one friend who wasn't an asain I could talk games with sometimes
>sat alone every meal
>drown my growing depression in video games
>get even shittier grades
>basically a nobody, even the asains were more popular
>four years of talking to people once a week and struggling to figure out what the fuck I'm doing wrong as a kid
>graduate, say goodbye to nobody, nobody says bye to me, leave
>get into some shit college in Alaska
>don't ever talk to my parents
>my bro is a fucking legend at his college
>Nobody even fucking knows me
>a few girls approached me first days of school and I had zero idea how to talk to them
>no good grades
>no friends who aren't also shut in fags
>my chad genes still mean I'm kinda strong even though I don't work out, but I'm covered in acne and I'm already deteriorating
>Social skills of a fucking 8th grader emo kid
>just play vidya and shut in
>need to visit the psychologist weekly and take prescribed meds for clinical depression
>constantly have to be reminded of what I could have been when i see my brother on Facebook with his next gf and a new car
>parents always looking at me like a fucking monster, probably aware of it all

>discuss
I'm a pickle morty heh

>>39555653
clearly incels are huge cucks that should stop complaining. fucking feminazis need to shut up as well.
rick and morty is gonna bring this country together

no. my dad has like 4 incel friends that were born from the the 1960s, mom who married my dad from the same hs and knew of a few incel neighbours herself too. incels have existed though every century regardless of feminism.

incels in the first world are self made by their environment but are definitely influenced to succumb to not breed or achieve a better life to start a family

Jokes on you I'm too autistic to have money

Post your feminine hand and I'll do it.

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>>39555621
>I am female, please give me your personal information as well as your Credit Card, Pim Number, Zip code, and CVV Code. This is the request of a female and you cannot disobey the Vagina, coward.
post discord
I'll give you all the money I currently have, my parents pay me again in a few weeks and I'll give you money then too

>Trumpf
I think you mean DRUMPF

>>39555614
Trumpf/ DRUMPF. Whatever that idiot's name is.

>>39555600
OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN BE THE DEVIL BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T EXIST HILLARY. LOOK I'M PICKLE BERNIE *BURP*