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Femanon here, how do white people think they can even compete with black men?
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what I don't understand is the point of bait threads. Are you that pathetic for attention that you need to stoop down to pretty much the lowest form of bait? Leave you sperg
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>>34056476
it's advertising. blacked dot com hires people to post this shit
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gunna need a sauce on that image, m8.

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GIF related approaches you in the street, how do you react?
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>>34056386

*unsheathes Katana*
*teleport*
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*teleports inside you*

ALOHA SNACKBAR

pss... nothin personnel... infidel...
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push him aside calling him a fag while I grope my qt gf's ass

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>Have 6 years of lifeguarding experience
>cant find lifeguarding job while in school part time
>Okay I'll just take what I can get
>apply to wendys
>upload resume and fill out godawful personality test
>application rejected around 11 pm tonight

Just kill me, can't even get a job flipping fucking burgers
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i'm sure there's an explanation for why the only skills or knowledge you have are not even worth minimum wage.
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>>34056334
I got paid 15 an hour my summer job
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i feel you. i can't find a fucking job either.

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Why do black girls like rimming white girls so much?
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white girl butthole has essential vitamins and nutrients
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>>34056172
It's trying to go home
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Are dykes formed at birth or something?

How does this even happen?

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wat up /r9k/
ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS
>ITT Post wtf your doing during up this late
>tell us wtf youre smoking, drinking, and or snorting. Also post dank MEMES
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>>34056143
Me and another dude in my student accomodation stayed up until 3am making weed edibles.
Everything just tasted like weed and it was gross and the high isn't even that good.
I'm feeling it though
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Smashin that mother fuckin Like button
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>>34056143
>wanted to go to sleep at 10
>it eventually became 11:30
>went to bed around 12
>tried to fall asleep
>didn't work
>I can't force myself to sleep
>do the usual
>stay up until I literally can't keep my eyes open
>usually takes until 2-5am
>going to hang out with bf around 10am tomorrow
>going to get like 4 hours of sleep

Oh well

Who here descended into madness from 'talking' to their waifu?
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>tfw no Carlita Castenata gf

Also, I've constructed an elaborate escapist fantasy world, so get on my level senpai
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>create waifu tulpa in late teens
>in twenties now
>all but lost what was left of my creative adolescent brain
>losing ability to feel her
We still talk every day and she understands the situation. I just can't bare the thought of losing her altogether one day.
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>>34056123
After many years, does the fantasy world mesh with your non-daydreaming life and cause problems? Thinking of getting waifu, but worried it'll gradually turn me schizo if I talk to waifu internally.

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I just got fucked in the ass by a 31 year old man from grindr because I couldn't get hard. God I feel fucking terrible. It was so disgusting
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wwe need details OP
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>>34056089
installed grindr at 3 am to look for some traps. somene without location/picture or name messaged me and told me to come to him, said he will pay for the cab etc. i was like whatever so i just went for it. we meet up, he pays for my cab. he gives me like 3 glasses of whiskey and we go to the bathroom(he lives wit his boyfriend apparently, and hes sleeping upstairs). so we go to the toilet, dude starts playing with my dick and sucks it. im not getting hard at all. wants me to fuck him raw withou a condom or suck his dick. i try to get it hard, tell him i need 5 mins and go to the other bathroom and try to get hard by fapping to pics of my gf but cant gt hard at all. so i go back and just give him a condom i have and he fucked me in the ass, came in like 5 min. the cab ride from my home to the bar cost like 10-15 eur, i go outside and he gives me 5 eur for a ride back. walked 5 miles back home, stepfathris awake an ask me if i was visiting a girl and fcked heer. i said yeah. god i can still smell his perfume on my body. deleted grindr already
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>>34056154
Faggot

A very original faggot

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Why not travel to Pattaya, Thailand and fulfill all of your fetishes and fantasies?

To fuck one girl for about 2 hours is basically 15$. There's twinks for gays and extremely beautiful ladyboys, all for cheap. There's fetish clubs/incredible cheap dungeons aswell. On thaimistress.net, if you look at their rates, you can be dominated for 6 hours by 2 different dommes for like 177$ USD, that would cost like fucking 15k$ in the US.

Why deal with the standards that Western women hold you to? Why bother dealing with Western women's bullshit? Why not live life on your terms and live like a god for cheap as fuck?
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>>34056043
one loving relationship is worth more to me than fucking a thousand 10/10 whores.
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A flight there isnt cheap
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>>34056043
Are.... Are you serious? They have all that for cheap? Even the tippy top shelf stuff?

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The Feared Has Come

I have become a normie. . Or even maybe. . .

A Fucking Chad. . .


>Get tired of being fat, and lonely
>go to /fit/
>Read sticky
>Act
>Eat healthy
>Drink Water more
>Gym membership
>Fuck cardio, I just lift
>Lift for three years
>Obvious results
>Walk up to waifu
>Chat
>Get number
>get relationship
>GET LAID!
>Dump Waifu for new one
>Repeat process about 20 times
>Find the right girl
>Total Stacy. . .
>I now have a kid with a Stacy.

Am i a Chad? Or am I a more fixable Normie?

Pic unrelated, I just think it's cute.
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If you managed to lock down a Stacy, you're most definitely a Chad.

Chad's get Stacy's, thems the rules.
You're fucked bro, it was nice having you, former robot.
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Do you continue to work out? Or has the kid and job taken too much time?

Don't worry, you may repress back into Normie stage, but any further is up to debate. Your Stacy will eventually loose luster too, she may become a Normie as well.
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>>34056120
I still work out.

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>sperg from steam is msging me right when I wake up
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Peaa
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no tomoko gf(male)


oreo
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>sperg from steam tucks you in at bedtime
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>>34055958
Why. Why is this posted every day? Who the fuck is pea?

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hey guys your standard depresso here got some form of depression and anxiety (mostly social anxiety) - am on zoloft sertaline 100g

anyway, something cool that helped me out was weed. It allowed my mind to sit back and relax - and my anxiety fucked off for a bit

anyway my sister found me about to use some, and she told my parents - now i'm sure they arent going to tell police, but they are concerned deeply about the law shit. at this point in life ive lost respect for the law but anyway they are real stegglers for the rules.

also, in my state, possesion of less than 10 gram is not enough to be charged with any offense - all you have to do is attend a therapy session and be on your way. police dont care enough about the users as they have other cases to follow up. i only have 1 g btw so im below that minumum line

What should I do? this is urgent.

also, how do i tell my parents that this is actually helping me to sleep at night and also sit back and relax, which i never can - im always on edge 24/7 and ive never felt happier in my life since doing mj

my parents are normies who dont understand depression or the robot struggle
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You can try and explain but you know normies, they'll probably just talk over you while telling you you're wrong and don't know things.
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too bad weed for me has the opposite effect of relaxation.
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>>34055992
couldnt be more correct. mind you these are the sort of people who believe suicide is selfish, and think "depression" is when you're having a bad day

also they ignore a lot of objective evidence and will base their argument off what the news and the gubbiment told them

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Are girls just as horny as guys?
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Women are all sluts
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nah they're hornier
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>>34055925
Sure, it just never gets as bad for them as it gets for men because they have cock after cock lined up for them and never have to feel sexually famished like men do.

Give me one woman who has had sex only once and then had 8 years long of a dry spell and I'll take that back.

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Omegle thread! Talk with anons and hopefully meet a qt girl

tags : r9k, robot9001
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>>34055916
lying manipulatie swedish "fembot" here
come and call me a roastie in person
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>>34055927
paula or whatever?
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>>34055940
n-no im not her, is there two lying manipulative sweidhs fembots here?

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Share your beastiality porn

>First thing i want to start with is the anatomy, I think the fantastic size of a lot of canine's balls, dicks, knots and such is amazing, never really was a size queen but bigger sure as fuck looks awesome ;) The fucking isn't really that great, but that only lasts a couple minutes, now the knotting is fucking fantastic. his knot's about the size of a baseball and when that swells inside me it's directly on my gspot and the back of my clit. His powerful ejaculation makes his knot throb a lot which adds to the incredible stimulation. Which brings me to the next bit which is his ejaculation. The pumping is super strong and I can feel every spurt of his hot seed hitting my insides (dog body temp is higher than human so it adds to the stimulation). He cums for about 20-40 mins so that's 20-40 mins of pure heaven with me having a great orgasm every 3-5 mins or so. The pullout is also amazing, his throbbing will slow down then stop and he'll pull out with a big loud wet Plop :)

>The turn ons: one of them is the taboo. Another one is the submission, ie you are giving up your pussy and your womb to your dog to fuck your brains out, and also there is a "breeding" part of it that turns me on. With a human man there's at the absolute most 15 seconds of ejaculation and me feeling like I'm getting bred. With a dog there's a very prolonged powerful ejaculation with way way way more semen and sperm going into my womb so it really makes me feel like I am getting bred and my body is full of sperm.

>I prefer the physical bits of fucking but not the emotional parts, there's not really a romantic connection with me and my dog for example

I am so fucking upset I was born a man because I'll never be able to experience pleasure and degeneracy anywhere near this level

it's not fucking fair
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>>34055881
>women who have sex with dogs and opine on it to boot
I don't want them to be happy in their abhorrent fetish.
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Moar stories pls senpai
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>>34055989
I was hoping that others would contribute. It's all I had ;-;

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You're at the club and this guy comes up to your girl and starts talking to her about free-market capitalism, free-movement of labor, and the futility of mercantilism--what do?
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>>34055844
Literally who

And why did he come back from the dead just to talk to a girl

Was the power of his boner that strong
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>>34055871
are you in middle school

fucking admin smith you stupid fucking dumbass newfag 10 year old with adhd

pay attention more in school kid
read more books
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>muh capital accumulation

I'd slap him for being a fuccboi.

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