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How do you fix a nasal smile? Is there anything at all? You know what I'm talking about, when you grin and your skin bunches up around your nose and it gives an austistic snarl of a smile that doesn't even look like a grin.
Elliot's smirk, for example.
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help
origgnaono
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>>37757862

Im not getting what you mean by nasal smile. Sounds like you have body dysmorphic disorder and youre focusing on a flaw only you notice
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>>37757862
I don't see it desu. Are you autistic?

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>There are parents born after 9/11
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>>37757842

>be me, doing homework on Sunday November 23, 1980
>earthquake happens
>everyone screaming
>fuck my homework
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I don't think too many 15 year olds have had children yet
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>>37758509
But there are definitely some that have. That's his point.

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>WAHH WHY DON'T GIRLS LIKE ME??
Maybe because you go after Stacies, you idiots. There are plenty of girls who will like you but no, you only want the best.
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>>37757778
I'd probably take the first girl that gave me any attention/showed interest desu girls don't want loser though.
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ATTENTION!

THIS IS A BAIT THREAD. KEEP SCROLLING.
OP IS A FAGGOT.
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>>37757778
(you)


You fucking faggot

proof that all women are cold blooded monsters
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>woman does something bad
>all women are evil now
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>>37757770
That thing is fucking ugly. Who would an hero over that? Ew.
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>>37757925
i think she's really cute, like 7/10

women are cray

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NEED TO WAGIE FOR THE SUMMER BUT NOBODY IS HIRING ME CAUSE IM A STUDENT
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Just got hired a week ago because i lied and said i wasn't a student
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No one is hiring me because I'm a faggot
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>>37757730
>>37757730
HAHAHAHA YOU SLUT

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Alright wite boi, lemme use yo pool
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XD AYO HOL UP we wuz robots :D
...
:p
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He's gonna call the cops while youre swimming, you can't swim with a gun
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>>37757726
Fine, fine. Just let me put up the sign first

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>fingers aren't long enough to reach my prostate
>too mentally incompetent to talk to my classmates and/or get a bf
>live in student housing so can't order sex toys
>too poor to move out of student dorms

the game is rigged

I'm destined to die without feeling the joys of prostate stimulation
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>>37757679
Get a flashlight. Find one with a nice dick shaped handle. Thats how i first did it. Feels great tbqh
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>>37758148
>Get a flashlight. Find one with a nice dick shaped handle. Thats how i first did it. Feels great tbqh

I don't want a flashlight
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Anon when you buy them online they come in unmarked parcels, you can't tell what is inside them.

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How much do I tip?
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You're paying online, DON'T TIP!
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My general rule is to move the decimal back one place and double it, aka 20%. So here it would be approx 13$ = 1.3 *2 = 2.6$ tip.
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>>37757664
The amount you have there seems like a perfectly fine amount to me

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Would /r9k/ lick a piratess' dirty feet?
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Please take you're sfw porn somewhere else, thanks
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>>37757671
>you're
gtfo my board
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You're deluding me, robots

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>bf playing video games with his "friends" again while fully knowing i'd want to play too but can't because of the time difference
well, guess i'm officially single again now
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>>37757622

Gimme yer steam lad, I'll play with you.
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Don't do ldr's they'll only disappoint you
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post nudes.
revenge nudes.
who needs a bf when you have robots.

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>Black
>Penis is 4.5 inches
This is hell, I honestly think I'm worse of then an asian with a 2 inch dick because everyone expects me to be big.
Women act fucking OFFENDED when they see me. "Thats it" fucking did it for me, I FUCKING HATE WOMEN ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT.
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>half black
>7.5

Hahaha you're a faggot
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>>37757615
Normies get the fuck out you half bred piece of shit
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>>37757595
I'm even fucking rejected in this place, well off to kill my self, not like anyone cares.

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Fembots, tell me about your dad. It's father's day soon so do something special for him.
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Bump for stories because stories are cute
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He's a nice dad and he supports my neetness. I love him a lot.
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>>37757573
He never did anything with me, he never taught me anything, completely ignored me my whole childhood, left me with mother.

Now he expects me to visit and do work for him, HA!

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ive fallen in love robots and its better this time then ever before
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>>37757557
>you're at home posting on 4chan
>she's out getting railed by 4 chads
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So whose the lucky man faggot
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>>37757557
Is she reciprocating?

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I used to think that free will was severely limited by cognitive biases, life experiences (early life programming and so on and so on) and just plain genetics, after reading several non-fiction books on the biology behind behaviour.

Recently I finished a second book by a neuroscientist, Swaab, and I learned that gene-environment interactions are important. And this book convinces me there are no good arguments for free will. So I no longer believe in free will.

What do the anons of /r9k/ think? It shouldn't become an excuse, but I think stuff like confidence can be explained by early life programming instead of something you can 'just' do.

Next book will be a book on the influence of the gut on behaviour. If someone likes this stuff I can list some books.
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Whatever makes you happy, Ignorance is bliss
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>>37757601
That's a good attitude
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We probably don't have free will, but accepting this fact changes nothing. It might be unsettling at first, but the illusion is still there.

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chaturbate com/buddhababe/

roastie on meltdown

get in here guys
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anyone remember cassie the shit dildo tranny?
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I'm going to troll the fuck outta her brb making an account...
Can I get IP banned?
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>>37757634
probably not, since they moderate their own rooms

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