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Feeling like shit again? Get in here. We're going to alleviate your sorrows for good this time.
This is not an another band-aid advice thread.
Details are in the next post. It's your responsibility to read up and teach yourself. I'm only delivering you the information.
Regardless, I'm here to answer any questions.
This is and always will be free, meaning if you ever encounter a paid service while you are learning this, disregard it.
Contact me in one of my threads and I'll provide you with an alternative.

Let's do this.
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I'm not going to go to the gym or eat healthier if that's what this is about
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>Demonstration video of the technique being used on war veterans for PTSD, traumatic war memories and nightmares (Recommend watching this first)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3JnxLWe5RI

>What is it, how does it work?
http://www.emofree.com/eft-tutorial/tapping-basics/what-is-eft.html

>Written tutorial
http://www.emofree.com/eft-tutorial/tapping-basics/how-to-do-eft.html

>Basic tutorial videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AW01rT92Ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCE4P6Ue0w

>Here you can search for specific emotional problems and tap along with the video
https://www.youtube.com/user/eftwizard

>Comprehensive video course on piratebay
thepiratebay(DOTTT)org/torrent/4025348/The_EFT_Course_-_Emotional_Freedom_Technique_-_Gary_Craig
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>>34552038
No, but it will help you get over whatever is keeping you from doing these things.
Then you'll be able to go to the gym or eat healthy without forcing yourself to do it.

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I want some nudes to buy from you. pls fat black girls are my fetish.

i know that you're here
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she literally admitted she was a camwhore, surely someone has something?
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>buying nudes
>BUYING

Fuck, anon, have some dignity. If you want nudes of some nigger fatty just go on tumblr and find some whale's blog where she posts nudes to "challenge mainstream conceptions of beauty" or some shit like that.
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>>34552112
no, i specially want this tripwhore. she has peaked my interest. and of course I wouldn't actually but them you fucking autist

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>at book store to buy supplies before class
>this guy walks up to girl cashier and she's friendly and asks him questions about his major
>when she helps me she's dead silent and doesn't even look me in the eye

>walk to class
>catch a couple of girls doing a double take when they pass me

>when i get to class, i sit next to a girl
>i ask her a question about the assignment we're doing
>she gives me one word answers
>she's talkative to this other guy sitting by us

>go to next class
>i try talking to this girl sitting next to me
>she gives me one word answers too

This all happened in one day. I never tried speaking to a girl after that
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When jokes about me in the college dorm (20 individual doors with locks, communal kitchen, everyone knows everyone) revolved around my unattractive appearance. A nickname for me was hunchback.
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In primary school we played a game that was basically tag, but the girls chased the boys and froze them in place by kissing them.

I thought I was really good at running for a while until I realized the girls were making no attempts to get me.

Pretty brutal realisation for a primary school kid.
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>>34553214
holy shit, in my elementary school they practically banned tag and all other sports cause of kids nearly dying while playing but you guys have kiss tag?

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>Walk into the kitchen
>See your sister wearing this
Wat do?
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nothing, she's my sister
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slap her hard and tell her to put something less revealing on
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>>34551945
Wtf grab my food and leave.

You guys are fucking sick

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Anyone else learned to live with the voices and hallucinations? Only my sister suspects me. I learned to keep the mask of sanity on.
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i've dropped the mask completely and just talk to myself all day desu
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Eh, I went on antipsychotics never looked back
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My solution was creating a hard barrier between the rational side of my mind and the emotional/irrational side.
The delusions persist and I'm an emotionally distant faggot now, but I can talk myself away from letting myself buy into them.

It's not a fulfilling life, honestly, but it's okay enough.

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Do girls even like cum? Or is it a necessary evil when being with a guy for them?
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Please anon... that is an inappropriate question. You are in polite company.
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There are some girls out there who can get obsessed with semen. They tend to be perverts.
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Only if it's Chad's, because they can literally smell the child support money in it.

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This is the ideal male form. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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peak performance in faggotry
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Trap is Love, Trap is Life!

Orijinal
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>>34551742
STOP TRYING TO GET RID OF MASCULINITY

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Why do I hate being around my parents

Why do I feel a significantly higher sense of well-being and inner peace when they aren't home
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because it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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>>34551736
When my parents are around me, my chest becomes constricted and its difficult for me to breath and I cant function when Im around them and do things like study, esp. in the case of my mom

What did my parents do to me
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the pride they might have for you is wrapped up in expectations that you aren't exceeding or even meeting
but don't worry, they didn't do anything to help you so their pride is wrapped in farce

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>gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face
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>>34551726
ywes don;t reply you normie niggers that is what i thoyght you don;'t understamt ,me fee;s
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>>34551835
yes what good shitposters these fags are
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>>34551726
yes thanks for replying drunk bros are robtos two

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>he walks up the stairs two steps at a time
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>therefore
>however
>it would appear that
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>not crouching on all fours and running up them like an animal
topkek
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>>34552093
Too tall for it, these days.

>>34552067
>the meat of the matter
>at any rate
>irregardless
>cuppa
>try and

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ITT: Conversations you know you'll never have

I'm probably never going to tell my parents about my gender dysphoria and my sexual orientation. I'm genuinely afraid the son they love is a construct in their heads instead of the real me and they won't accept me coming out. There is a vulnerable part of my personality that I never shared with them.
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>>34551577
Just b urself

originolio
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I'm never going to discuss starting a family with my loving wife.
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>>34551577
Figuring out if friend is gay for me or if I'm closeted homosex.
Telling my parents the illegal things I've done incase I ever turn up dead or OD. Also the homosex if that applies.
Thanking a deceased family member for picking on me relentlessly through my childhood- toughened me up for the world.

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He's not going to get impeached, is he? The amount of Americans who hate him seem to have doubled over night. Like, virtually everyone hates him now; even his supporters. And that makes me worry.

We worked so hard to get someone like him in office. To finally have a president who puts white men first; especially after so many failed administrations. To finally take our country back from many who would only worsen it; and have shown to do so. Whether we're talking MSM or not, it does seem that the mainstream is vehemently against him. And that society as a whole, not just the US, treats him the same way one would treat a plague rat.

I don't think there's even been a POTUS who has had such a fierce opposition against him so quickly. I've Googled and Googled and Googled, and so far he takes the cake that round. I've barely found any other past POTUS' to compare him to, and even then he still outdoes them.

I don't want him to fail, I really don't. I can't withstand the thought of the country going backwards again when we've barely had a chance to do something. I prayed for someone like him for so long; with so many years spent being too afraid to express my views. We worked so hard to campaign a president into office who can finally give us back our voice. But it's starting to look like that dream is being quashed just before it starts. And that worries me greatly.

I don't know what I'm going to do if he's ousted. :(
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>>34551569
He won't be, but protip: just stop talking about this stuff. I support Trump as well, but really anyone who openly talks about their politics is no better than the obnoxious libs.
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>>34551569
stop false flagging you shitskin piece of shit

a poll was just done and literally 50% of americans are in favor of the musim ban(40% against, 10% undecided)
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The chance of him finishing the term is diminishing by the day.

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I'm going to put everything I have in a bag and move to another city
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WHERE YOU GOING THOUGH ANON
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Move in with me. I have an old i7 and a gtx 670 computer just waiting for a fellow NEET to use.
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Maybe someone will steal the bag and you'll finally loose your virginity.

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>having okay day
>suddenly remember all that cringey sexual shit you did as a kid
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>tried to lick the cats ass in front of my sister
>tried to grab my mom's tits "in my sleep"
>sister caught me looking at my mom's ass all the time
>caught yanking the noodle by my sister and her friend
>quickly put dick away as mom walks in and cum in my pants while she is talking
>put foot massager up my ass and get it stuck
>hide it in my room
>mom finds it covered in shit
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>walk around with banana in my pants trying to impress sister
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>grandma babysits me and cousin, both 8
>sit in bedroom and play Mario
>strange boners, take pants off
>suck each other's dicks
>this happens everyday for that summer vacation

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ADHD is the first sign of a matriarchy

>80% of primary school teachers are females
>Boys are diagnosed at a rate of 5:1 compared to girls
>ADHD diagnosis start around the ages of 10-12. This coincides at the time when most girls start puberty.

What does /r9k/ think about this? I think we should create awareness about this. ADHD and matriarchal culture has effected me and my male friends our whole lives. What do /r9k/?
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There are powers at work here that are beyond our comprehension, buddy. Nothing that can be done about it, better just sit back and enjoy the shitshow. It's only going to get better.
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>>34551504
I love how bitter robots point the finger about literally anything, even the fabric of reality, but never remotely think that maybe, just maybe some of their problems are because of their own retardation.
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>>34551918
it's weird how when i got out of primary school and into university and male teachers began to take interest in me as a student. Never happened in primary school. Teachers were too busy praising Wendy for learning her times tables faster than everybody else.

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