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>Always thought I had smol dick
>Yesterday decide to measure out of curiosity
>6.5 inches for a basic erection, can get it to 7 if I spend a while getting in the mood
>the feeling of knowing you have a bigger dick than 93.4% of the population and yet no girl will ever know
Being somewhat hung and forever alone is fucking awful.
How do you cope with it fellow schlong owners?
(Dicklets not welcome ITT)
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>He doesnt know that 7in is average
Oh boy, best keep believing those fake statistics, you would be in for an unpleasant surprise.
Fun fact: if you exclude white people, the average is much higher
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>>36971363
7 inches really isn't big at all. Especially since you don't even know how to use it. Chad already has ~ten years experience so you got a lot of catching up to do before you even have a chance at pleasing a woman
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>>36971363
I had this same sensation today OP
Always thought I was a dicklet because I thought the figures for average penile length were for flaccid length, but they're actually for erect.
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We are all just animals. Books, hobbies, anything is bullshit. Culture is made just to make as feel special but in reality nobody cares about that shit. Culture is something we can talk about with each other, but there aren't any deeper meaning. Everyone cares only about his own basic needs.
So what's the point to do anything? Men must provide for family, women must bear children. That's the end of story. You won't find answers in books which are written by someone who wanted to make money from his writings because he didn't want to work.
You achieve power by being social, getting connections. University and school is bullshit made by alpha males to keep betas busy.
4chan is the lowest strata, the weakest humans who couldn't survive in society and hide in their mothers basement.
Prove me wrong.
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Knowledge culture has increased the ease of life at the expense of the joy of life.
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>>36971380
There is no knowledge. Knowledge doesn't exist.
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>>36971417
Do you mean like because it's always wrong?
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"Why can't every guy be as nice you, Anon?"
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>why can't every guy be as nice you
What did he mean by this
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Because then no one would get laid
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>why not me
>you're too nice
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>ding ding ding
Oh well would you look at the time! The clock just struck 5. Well, looks like your done for the day wagie, enjoy your 2 days of freedom, you've earned it. Don't do anything to crazy though, you wouldn't want to come into work hungover. Mr shekelstien wouldn't like that, would he?
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anotha day, anotha haircut
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Just kidding wagemaid, MANDATORY OVERTIME!
>all wagemaids report to my office immediately
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>>36971302
Post your sweet new haircut, OP
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how is everyone holding up here today?
i'm depressed as fuck eating rice, beans, and chicken. and listening to komm susser tod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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>>36971253
>> depressed
>> eating
yeah, your not depressed.
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>>36971273
no bullies allowed, please leave my thread.
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pls post in my thread guys ;_;
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Where's the best place to buy soup stones? I bought a 3 pack from wallmart and their stale.
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soup stone is only to keep it hot longer after taking the cauldron off the fire
just go outside and find any old big rock and throw that sucker in there
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I've been trying to find a decent supplier for 3 months now, no luck. GL OP.
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Did someone say stone and soup in the same sentence?
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just another day on meme9k 2017-05-12 08:56:12 Post No.36971187
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just another day on meme9k
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Which level are you at robros
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>>36971187
Level zero
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>>36971187
I think I'm nice but know girls don't like me because I'm a fat awkward anxious beta. I tend to befriend girls in hopes they'll develop feelings for me even though I know it never works. I'm too afraid of rejection to show interest so it's my only option.
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Unless you're genuinely a delusional narcissist then being "too nice to date" basically equals "too unattractive to date"
Lots of people are genuinely nice to women and have many female friends who they're not interested in
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Virgins of /r9k/, why are you still virgins? What's the root cause preventing you from having sex?
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>What's the root cause preventing you from having sex?
no one wants to have sex with me
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>>36971122
>What's the root cause preventing you from having sex?
I think it's my sexual needs, I'm jumping the gun and I want something different.
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I am deeply insecure about my appearance
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>Become a president candidate sometime in the future (hopefully 2020).
>Sjws will vote for me due to equality.
>Once I'm president enforce anti-normal, anti-chad, anti-stacie laws.
>Start a beta uprising and be remembered in history as next Hitler.Remember me robots
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Die, homo, die
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>>36971113
You've got to be at least 35 yo and a natural born citizen m8
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>>36971174
B-but I was born in the USA.
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>my mom unironically calls me Sheldon
>and compares me to Sheldon from Big Gay Orgy
JUST
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>>36971082
Run.original
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>>36971106
I can't.I'm a momma' boy deep down
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>>36971082original coitus
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Considered suicide but realized I still had 5k$ burn might as well travel to the netherlands and finally have sex, with a whore. + some weed. Alright, lets do
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yeahh 23 5 1 8
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>>36971021
do it.. i have 22k saved up. what should i do before i inevitably kill myself?
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>>36971261
please tell me :(
i want someone to talk to me
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Why is /pol/ full of nu-males and neckbeards?
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>>36971004
>Why is X full of Y?! Lol XD
>posts one cherry picked example
What did he mean by this?
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>>36971089
>/pol/ regularly commits the fallacy of labeling all "leftists" as neckbeards and nu-males
>But they can't handle the same being done to them even when it's more correct
Really makes you think.
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>>36971004
Insecure about their appearance, much like how unattractive women flock to feminism
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It's almost 3 years after the day Elliot did the justice, he slaughtered normalcucks and bitch ass girls who rejected him. It's almost 3 years after his death guys, pay respect for the supreme gentleman. R.I.P Elliot Rodger, I hope you're getting a lot of pussy in heaven my friend.
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>>36970954
He was a faggot with bootleg sex-doll lips.
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>>36970954
Why no one cares about Elliot Rodger in this board? I thought /r9k/ was full of people like him and they idolize him. All you people hate him?
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>>36970954
Have any of you read his book?
He was batshit crazy. He imagined a "perfect" world where he was in charge and only he could decide who women could have sex with. Then he would deny all chads sex and do all sorts of horrific things to some women. It got even worse I just cant remember all of it
fucking creepiest dystopia ive ever heard
Take a pic of your subscriptions
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>Niles
Retro spectro nice
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This thread is going to be shit
I guarantee every picture is going to have some bullshit faggot-retard channel on it. Youtube is cultural pond-scum
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>h3h3
>harmful opinions
>college humor
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Seems interesting. Okay, I'll bite
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The /r9k/ Anti-degeneracy League 2017-05-12 08:42:47 Post No.36970894
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The /r9k/ Anti-degeneracy League
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This thread is for Anti-degnerates who:
>don't drink
>don't do drugs
>don't smoke
>don't drink soda
>don't have fucked up fetishes
>don't have leftist tendencies
>are not addicted to porn
>don't jerk off out of boredom
>don't curse
>eat sugar sparingly
>exercise
>read at least one book per week
Feels good to be pure, doesn't it fellas? If only everyone could know this great feel.
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So how do we get rid of the degenerates in this board?
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>>36970926
We have to ask ourselves: What would Jesus do?
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>>36970894
>don't have leftist tendencies
stopped reading