>sleeping in bed
>feel something moving on your arm
what do robots
Hope it has venom and kills me.
Or, more realistically;
>flail arm to get it off me
>get up, run to another room and close the door
>call someone to get rid of it for me.
Lucky for me, no big insects live in my country, but I'm still scared of them, even if they're small.
>tfw I can't stop caring about people's well being
>tfw even when people are nasty and mean I want their approval
>I just want everyone to be happy and the world is cruel.
>part of me wants to die so I don't accidentally hurt someone
>but I know that my death would hurt a lot of people too.
>tfw I can't begin to care about people's well being
>tfw even when people are kind and friendly I don't care about their approval
>I just want others to fuck off and the world doesn't care
>part of me wants to hurt others
>that'd get me in serious shit though
>Always thought I had smol dick
>Yesterday decide to measure out of curiosity
>6.5 inches for a basic erection, can get it to 7 if I spend a while getting in the mood
>the feeling of knowing you have a bigger dick than 93.4% of the population and yet no girl will ever know
Being somewhat hung and forever alone is fucking awful.
How do you cope with it fellow schlong owners?
(Dicklets not welcome ITT)
>He doesnt know that 7in is average
Oh boy, best keep believing those fake statistics, you would be in for an unpleasant surprise.
Fun fact: if you exclude white people, the average is much higher
7 inches really isn't big at all. Especially since you don't even know how to use it. Chad already has ~ten years experience so you got a lot of catching up to do before you even have a chance at pleasing a woman
We are all just animals. Books, hobbies, anything is bullshit. Culture is made just to make as feel special but in reality nobody cares about that shit. Culture is something we can talk about with each other, but there aren't any deeper meaning. Everyone cares only about his own basic needs.
So what's the point to do anything? Men must provide for family, women must bear children. That's the end of story. You won't find answers in books which are written by someone who wanted to make money from his writings because he didn't want to work.
You achieve power by being social, getting connections. University and school is bullshit made by alpha males to keep betas busy.
4chan is the lowest strata, the weakest humans who couldn't survive in society and hide in their mothers basement.
Prove me wrong.
"Why can't every guy be as nice you, Anon?"
>ding ding ding
Oh well would you look at the time! The clock just struck 5. Well, looks like your done for the day wagie, enjoy your 2 days of freedom, you've earned it. Don't do anything to crazy though, you wouldn't want to come into work hungover. Mr shekelstien wouldn't like that, would he?
Just kidding wagemaid, MANDATORY OVERTIME!
>all wagemaids report to my office immediately
how is everyone holding up here today?
i'm depressed as fuck eating rice, beans, and chicken. and listening to komm susser tod.
yeah, your not depressed.
Where's the best place to buy soup stones? I bought a 3 pack from wallmart and their stale.
Which level are you at robros
I think I'm nice but know girls don't like me because I'm a fat awkward anxious beta. I tend to befriend girls in hopes they'll develop feelings for me even though I know it never works. I'm too afraid of rejection to show interest so it's my only option.
Unless you're genuinely a delusional narcissist then being "too nice to date" basically equals "too unattractive to date"
Lots of people are genuinely nice to women and have many female friends who they're not interested in
Virgins of /r9k/, why are you still virgins? What's the root cause preventing you from having sex?
>What's the root cause preventing you from having sex?
no one wants to have sex with me
>Become a president candidate sometime in the future (hopefully 2020).
>Sjws will vote for me due to equality.
>Once I'm president enforce anti-normal, anti-chad, anti-stacie laws.
>Start a beta uprising and be remembered in history as next Hitler.
Remember me robots
B-but I was born in the USA.
>my mom unironically calls me Sheldon
>and compares me to Sheldon from Big Gay Orgy
Considered suicide but realized I still had 5k$ burn might as well travel to the netherlands and finally have sex, with a whore. + some weed. Alright, lets do
Why is /pol/ full of nu-males and neckbeards?
>Why is X full of Y?! Lol XD
>posts one cherry picked example
What did he mean by this?
>/pol/ regularly commits the fallacy of labeling all "leftists" as neckbeards and nu-males
>But they can't handle the same being done to them even when it's more correct
Really makes you think.
It's almost 3 years after the day Elliot did the justice, he slaughtered normalcucks and bitch ass girls who rejected him. It's almost 3 years after his death guys, pay respect for the supreme gentleman. R.I.P Elliot Rodger, I hope you're getting a lot of pussy in heaven my friend.
Have any of you read his book?
He was batshit crazy. He imagined a "perfect" world where he was in charge and only he could decide who women could have sex with. Then he would deny all chads sex and do all sorts of horrific things to some women. It got even worse I just cant remember all of it
fucking creepiest dystopia ive ever heard