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Looking for work theard. 2017-01-23 11:41:42 Post No.34369412
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So how is the job hunt going anon? any luck?
What type of job you looking for?
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Op here, I'm about to lose my job as the company is closing down. I thinking I'm going to try to get government job.
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i'm going to school in two months so basically my life is in a holding pattern until then.
neetdom is a fucking horrible bitch of a life.
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>>34369631
what are you studying? What job do you hope to get out of it?
Hey, r9k. Is my body enough for Chad mode?
Im 6'2'' and 6'4'' with shoes/boots + insoles.
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Did you forget leg day retard?
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Chad is more than just a body, you need a face to go along with it
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>>34369407
That was not my question.
Only internet fags care about legs anyway. Do you think girls care? LOL
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>be me
>met a girl
>16 yo """emo girl""""
>3 days ago
>tell her my feelings
> i get friendzoned by her
> literally tells me that she sees me only as a friend
> I like her, not at all, but a little bit
> she has a bunch of problems with herself and her family
I am helping her and I don't know why, maybe because I hope that she realise that I can be more than her "friend"
feels bad robots.
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>>34369348
>16
>emo
You're either under 18 or just looking to go to prison. End your life please
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>>34369977
16 is the age of consent in almost every state, dumbass.
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>>34369996
this is not even close to true, sorry anon
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Who else here has a ton of inheritance money? 2017-01-23 11:37:42 Post No.34369299
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>tell normies i'm loaded
>they whine about how easy my life must be
>tell them how my privilege insulated me from real life lessons necessary to become a functional and happy person
>they get all quiet
>mfw it's all bullshit
all poormies should fuck off and get out
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>I'm a shitty person because I'm rich.
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>>34369299
Can I have some money? Please? I'll check your dubs
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>>34369299
anon, I hold the secret to helping you become a functional and happy person. Living on a tropical beach as a hermit, surviving from day to day and gathering your own food. This is the only true way to fix a broken man.
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>have a girly first name
>apply for entry level job
>get a call from a company
>"oh..we thought you were a girl"
>proceed to arrange the interview
>know its going to be a waste of time since a girl will get the job
Has happened three times now.
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include a pic with the next application OP
of your dickkkkk
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Learn to throw your voice.
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Say you're trans, then they'll get arrested for discrimination.
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Why haven't u had sex with a brolita(male) yet?
Im sure theyd be pleased to have you get under their petticoats!
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>peticoats
>that outfit and wig
I'm a legitimate crossdresser and this is embarassingly accurate
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>>34368839
Bc Im not a faggot.
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>>34368893
Its lolita fashion but for dudes
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Onahole and dick sensitivity 2017-01-23 11:17:15 Post No.34368810
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So, i'm a bi faggot. My parents mutilated my dick and now i'm cut.
I had one girlfriend in my entire life, like four years ago, when i was 16, and i couldn't cum while having sex with her. I've even broke up so i would not feel further shame, and never got interested in relationships again.
I think this is caused by constant hardcore three-in-a-row masturbation since i was young, and because of the cut dick.
Is it true that i can get some use to my dick back? I heard no-fap marathons and using Onaholes are better than masturbating with hand, because of the pressure you apply on the dick etc.
Btw, will a $19 onahole be worth something? I just want to cum by sticking my dick in anything without using my hands.
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>>34368810
>I had one girlfriend in my entire life
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>>34368866
Hay wats this reee thing bout?
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>>34368810
>has had a gf
>broke up with her
>not 25+
>can't cum from sex
Normieproblems.exe
But no seriouslyyou couldn't cum because you're a literal sexual deviant half-faggot that jacked three times a day since before you were supposed to even jack it.
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25+ General: pls respond edition 2017-01-23 11:14:51 Post No.34368765
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Get in here grandpas, how's everyone holding up?
>tfw had sex dream last night
Woke up feeling like I wanted a gf, didn't even realize I was still capable of that. The feeling has already worn off tho.
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I hate sex dreams, I always wet dream, its annoying as fuck because I wake up uncomfortable and with my dick hurting
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>>34368765
>tfw only few more months till I can legally participate
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>>34368811
>tfw go weeks without beating off and never have wet dreams
I must be infertile or something. Just another reason to hurry up and kill myself tbqh
>you will always be you
>you will never be someone else
>you will never go back in time and fix your mistakes and utilize your wasted time
>you will always have to live with the consequence of your poor decisions and the poor decisions others have made on you
>you will continue to waste time and make poor decisions until you die
>you will never be reborn as the person you want to be
doesn't this suck? isn't this just the worst?
we only get one opportunity to experience life and so much of how we do it is completely out of our control. every second is another you'll never get back.
when you die, will it be without regret?
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It doesn't make sense to regret something that you can't control
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>just respawn as a better you
>not actually earning it
what's the point than?
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>>34368877
"earning things" and "a sense of accomplishment" are overrated
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>it's another you think you have cancer episode
>it's another you think your heart is failing episode
>it's another you think you'll get killed/mutilated in an auto accident episode
>it's another your worried you'll get grotesquely disfigured in a household accident and you will be more fucked then you are now episode
>it's another weakness episode
>it's another shaking episode
>it's another you think you have a brain tumor or are having a stroke because your brain is adjusting to the new meds episode
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>>34368697
>it's another you think you pissed off a driver on the road and now you think they're following you so they can shoot you when you get home episode
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>>34368697
>it's another you think you have cancer episode
Nope. Not retarded.
>it's another you think your heart is failing episode
Not retarded.
>it's another you think you'll get killed/mutilated in an auto accident episode
Not that much of a pussy.
>it's another your worried you'll get grotesquely disfigured in a household accident and you will be more fucked then you are now episode
Nope. Not retarded.
>it's another weakness episode
Yep.
>it's another shaking episode
Yep.
>it's another you think you have a brain tumor or are having a stroke because your brain is adjusting to the new meds episode
Wow, you're fucking retarded.
>it's another you think you pissed off a driver on the road and now you think they're following you so they can shoot you when you get home episode
This is beyond anxiety. This is just autistic.
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>>34368697
I have a theory that panic attacks are related to misalignment in the neck area. Have you tried exercises to restore your neck curve?
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>tfw years of watching hardcore pornography has fried the pleasure circuits in my brain
>tfw even watching the most degenerate porn imaginable doesn't even cause me to get a boner anymore
>tfw the one time in my life I had a chance to have sex I couldn't get hard
>tfw I can't even remember the last time I had a rock solid erection
When did you realize porn was ruining your life?
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I kinda start to feel the same,not necessarily cuz of porn,but lots of masturbating...
I still believe I can get hard if I want to,or take some days off from masturbating.
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>>34368664
I'm the same, that's why I'm doing nofap and its worked for me.
The first few times I tried to have sex it was pathetic and sad and I couldn't even get hard enough to properly penetrate then girl, I got limp dick from jerking off to much.
Soon I got a gf and realized I need to cut that shit out, did nofap for two weeks and had rock hard erections and felt full of energy able to last long in bed. I fapped and relapsed and immediately went back to limp dick mode.
Try your best to do nofap, its hard as fuck but the benefits from it are incredible, not to mention actually experiencing real sex with a full cock is the most amazing feel ever.
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tried and it lasted like 3-4 days. not bad for beginning I guess,but will try again,since I keep reading things what you say,that the whole demotivation,depression thing comes from too much fapping
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>There will be another time
>Objective: Survive
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>>34368617
Halo: Reach?
How is this not original?
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>Objective: Escape
>There's a time limit
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Objective: Live
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Porn Addiction Thread 2017-01-23 11:07:56 Post No.34368607
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10 years of continually wanting to quit, but the longest I have ever made it is a few months. Has anyone successfully quit watching porn? Any advice?
ITT share stories, give advice, help others, mope, and whine about porn addiction.
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I love porn and I love jacking off
never thought to stop
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>>34368607
you cant really quit porn just keep it in moderation.
biggest tip I have is get a hobby and stop browsing the internet all the time.
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>>34368607
Maybe try scaling back. Decrease the intensity of what you jerk off to, until you are able to masturbate with nothing but your imagination
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I wanna eat something right now, anons.
Any suggestion of what I can get?
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>>34368566
Get a roast beef sandwich from Arby's :)
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>>34368566
Eat my asshole anon
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>>34368599
This sounds good op. I wouldn't pass this up
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Is anyone here ultra paranoid about what they're downloading, visiting, the information they're giving away ? I can't bring myself to stop, I always feel like I'm making mistakes... And I can't stop going on /g/ either. Why am I like this ?
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yes. i still use google because it's just too convenient, but other than that i'm not using any botnet spyware crap like social media. /g/ even memed me into trying out linux, i actually like it a lot, and it's not spying on me, so that's a plus
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>>34368675
I actually fell for that whole propaganda regarding GNU/Linux too... It's pretty nice in the end, I'm happy with using Linux, but there's always that feeling that you're obviously going to make a mistake one day, and on Linux it means a big one.
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>>34368738
i haven't had anything really mess anything up that i couldn't fix so far, and i'm pretty new to it all. the worst thing i ever did was mess up something with lightdm, but i fixed it pretty easily. i have backups of everything important so i'm not really worried even if it does fuck up