>board is near-dead
I miss the poorfags
How many NEET's do you think killed themselves so far?
>>37302814
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, NEETSCUM???
I'm still here brother. We're in this together.
>he actually paid for a 4chan pass
>he actuaIIy paid for a 4chan pass
>>37302686
HEY CUT THAT OUT SIR
>>37302696
HEY CUT THAT OUT SlR
poorfags blown the fuck out
I didn't know there were this many 4chan gold account holders on /r9k/. Obviously anyone now who posts has one.
>>37302581
What happened? Orig n l
I want to know this as well. It seems like people stopped posting. You can't post without an account?
This would have been a great april fools joke.
This website now requires the purchase of a 4chan pass.
Purchased
About when did this start? An hour or two ago?
>>37302579
And we stil have to do captchas? I feel duped out of $20
Screenshot your latest messages, /r9k/
>>37302308
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
don't come back
Do you use that same line for every girl you hit up?
How far does it usually get you?
>>37302370
Not every girl. Usually just ones that have no bios or anything for me to come up with something good
I feel that my timid/passive personality allows for people to take advantage over me and use me as a doormat. I am already well built and have done mma, even shooting courses in the past but that does not make someone more dominant.
>benching 255lbs
>squatting 315lbs
>dont deadlift but shrug 335lbs for reps.
>shoulder press 90 pound dumbells for a few
yet people can see past that when they hear me speak, i have a weak presence. Also i am only 5'9" so it does not help at all. What can i do to be more intimidating and have people respect me more? Remember the issues is that i am too passive, not that i am physically weak and incapable of defending myself.
ST0P MASTURBATlNG
>>37301992
Be a weak quiet whiteboy in any Middle/Highschool environment.
You don't need to be intimidating get your point across. Dominance tactics are for literal psychopaths. You just need more self esteem.
You suddenly inherit all the powers of a Sith Lord in real life.
What would you do?
Force fear everywhere I go. People would crap their pants before they even saw me.
Use the Force to jack off.
Break ATMs and steal the money
She's selling her virginity for $150,000. What are you waiting for?
Do you think she would take $4, a $15 Starbucks gift card and half a pack of wintergreen gum?
With $150,000 I can better my living situation , eat healthy, work out, improve my sense of fashion, improve my character, and be attractive enough to have friends and maybe a girlfriend. I will also be able to get braces .
>>37301563
>improve my character
the subtle but killer flaw in your plan
Why do white guys get so turned on by white girls with black men? It's getting a bit weird
You make it sound like all of them do
>BBC
What did they mean by this?
It's a bit like watching a woman have sex with an animal.
It's disgusting, get this shit out of here.
Let's count to 10. I'll begin.
1..
>Let's count to 10. I'll begin.
10
>>37301488
>1488
SIX MILLION
2, originally.
Also nigger.
how come you don't have friends anon?
>>37301332
I never leave my house
this isn't original
>>37301332
i'm profoundly unlikable
>>37301364
originally the same situation I'm in
Reaffirm your autistic habits. I've got my major one here.
>listen to music that tickles my 'tism on repeat and visualize a music video of that song that relates to my life
>>37301320
>still imagine myself performing songs I listen to in front of my high school classmates even though I graduated almost a decade ago
>>37301362i was in jazz band and had a couple fairly long solos, and one of them was at a mandatory performance where the whole school was there, so i kind of got to fulfill this fantasy
>play guitar hero
>acquire tendency of moving my fingers along with the song
I've done it for 7 years now
I know it looks autistic but I can't stop
honestly the hardest part about losing weight is the fact that i have to do it alone
>>37301316
Do you want a fat friend?
We could do it together....
no it isnt. are you memeing or something? take accountability for what a disgusting freak your are for once.
>>37301418
man i wish i had fat friends
i wish i was at one of these fat camps were the guards are hot stacies that would motivate me enough to compete
Does anyone else on here get vagina envy?
l don't think l really want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed... It feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
It's pretty high maintenence, all I can say is you're wrong and would regret saying this and probably strangle a puppy just for the chance to beat off.
>>37301290
Muted for togtfo. Anyway TOGTFO. Also, i wpuld ay most only want a vag for a day at max. Fingerblasting would be 1, getting fucked excessively would be 2. The only reason is better knowing how to please better.
>>37301242
Why the fuck would you want periods, childbirth, discharge and peeing sitting down if you had the choice? You won the fucking lottery being born with a penis. For the love of god learn to appreciate it.
Anyone else really like vintage photos of retro diners?
Another one of my favourite diners
Another really cool diner
I like 60's stuff in general too
Another one for good measure
If anyone else has a picture like these ones I would really like to see it