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If you guys cant take it anymore, check asmr girlfriend fellow fags.

> i cried my ass out anon.

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https://archive.fo/aZ9FB

>"Deaf, autistic man dressed as superhero beaten up on Florida street corner"

SAD!

#SUPPORT BASED AUTIST DINDU

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I think the last Friday of a month should be a /r9k/ shit and rate contest. Just simply take a pic of your shit with a timestamp, have others rate. Real shitposting ya know.

Should have some rules about the image. Must not be obscured by toilet paper for one else we will not be able to properly judge the poo.

I think this is a good and fun idea that makes /r9k/ stand out among the other boards.

So. Friday, July 28th. That's when the poo contest begins. I'll be there. Will you?

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the problem is boys today don't have good father figures, they need to be shown examples of healthy male virility, That's why it's important for young boys growing up to experience masculinity acted on them. they should be frequently giving fellatio so they learn to appreciate their phallus through the worship of others. They should be routinely given the example of a strong, masculine man tossing them around while he penetrates them, so they can witness how the overwhelming power of healthy masculinity can turn them into a woman essentially.

from the age of 1x until they graduate, they'll be trained daily in this way by volunteer males in the community in group events with the girls in their class, who undergo a similar sexual health routine. When they reach the prescribed age, they'll graduate, and their boypussy will officially be referred to as an anus.

This works because after they find themselves begging to be fucked and then moaning like a girl uncontrollably, they'll be humiliated. When they feel the shame of being treated like a woman, and being forced to cum by a merciless big manly cock, they'll seek out women to do the same thing to. Ever wonder why 96% of women have penis envy? it's because of this. Our brains are wired to want to fuck as an evolutionary response to being uncontrollably fucked. Only women lack the hardware to make us of this. This is the only way to solve the problem of feminization, which is why the Greek and Romans knew they had to do it.

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Another one of these extremely original threads

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>ywn be this alpha

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Guys like a tight pussy

Do girls like a tight penis?

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Grandiose fantasies thread to share your daydreaming about what an ideal life would be like

>Somehow become famous movie star known as a strong silent type
>Get interviewed after I do a movie
>Manage to slip in references to roasties chads and normies and how they should fuck off on national television
>Purposefully make the interviewer feel really awkward with my autism
>Reject a bunch of Staceys as I walk out
>Get into my 4chan-green colored lambo with a custom made muffler that screams an ear-piercing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A man can dream...

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I saw my girlfriend holding a pen with this logo on it. How fucked am I?

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*Tells you what to do*

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Why are black guys so confident and chad-like? Don't get be wrong i know there are a few black robots on this board, but the vast majority of black men I've seen are always very Chadlike. They're usually athletic, never socially awkward, completely confident around girls and generally have a very "no fucks given" type of attitude that girls seem to get dripping wet over.

Is it all cause of BBC or is that a myth? Or do you think it comes from something else? Do you think it's genetic or as a result of culture or perhaps a mixture of both.

Nice comfy thread for all those interested in social science related shit, or just for those to share their experiences with black guys and how they act.

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>tfw you get in an oddly happy mood and freak out because it happens so rarely

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Discuss
Originaliolioliolioliolio

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> be me
> 250lb beta horny virgin
> start scarfing and barfing
> start running and going to gym
> keep scarfing and barfing and cutting out all junk related foods
> now 177-180
> been eating like shit latley
> time to starve and eat well and run agian
im 176 right now i get on the scale everyday at least 7 times a day i feel horrible if i get up to 180 i dont eat at all or i will kill myself i just want to get laid i will LITERALLY starve myself for the pussy for 3 years and still get no pussy

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(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun)

In July 1968 four pairs of normies were introduced into the habitat. There was no shortage of food or water or nesting material. There were no Chads.

The last surviving birth was on day 600, bringing the total population to a mere 2200 normies... This period between day 315 and day 600 saw a breakdown in social structure and in normal social behavior. Among the aberrations in behavior were the following: expulsion of young before weaning was complete, wounding of young, increase in homosexual behavior, inability of dominant males to maintain the defense of their territory and females, aggressive behavior of females, passivity of non-dominant males with increased attacks on each other which were not defended against. After day 600, the social breakdown continued and the population declined toward extinction. Their male counterparts withdrew completely, never engaging in courtship or fighting. They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves - all solitary pursuits. Sleek, healthy coats and an absence of scars characterized these males. They were dubbed "the beautiful ones." Breeding never resumed and behavior patterns were permanently changed.

...when all available space is taken and all social roles filled, competition and the stresses experienced by the individuals will result in a total breakdown in complex social behaviors, ultimately resulting in the demise of the population.

Calhoun saw the fate of the population of normies as a metaphor for the potential fate of mankind. He characterized the social breakdown as a "second death," with reference to the "second death" mentioned in the Biblical book of Revelation 2:11. His study has been cited by writers such as Bill Perkins as a warning of the dangers of the living in an "increasingly crowded and impersonal world."

>Breeding never resumed