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If a Chad gets beat up does he lose his Chad certification?
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>>37857078
if you fight the chad and win you become the chad
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Nope, the non Chad in the situation just gets insulted and called out for being too violent and all the girls look at him in disapproval while comforting the Chad, the Chad probably ends up getting sex as the non Chad wonders why everyone is feeling bad for the bruised Chad
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>>37857125
Well that sucks. Still, probably feels real shitty for the Chad.

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>Didn't talk to her again today
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>tfw when you know you're about to get ghosted

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Does anyone else seem to lack all the things that make up a person's individuality? I have no strong passions or interests, I'm just a fucking empty pile of flesh that never developed these traits.
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>>37857038
I've accepted my mediocrity and thanks to that, I'm much happier than when I wasn't. Try not to think about it too much anon.

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Do you guys remember onyourwings/ana that use to get posted here all the time?

Well she turned into a normie, who saw that coming
https://www.instagram.com/lunanalei/
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>be seeing fap as a sin
>fap is less of a sin than sex, since only you're involved in it
>when you have sex you also involve someone else in this sin as well
>fap>sex
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Why though this is an issue

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UMI I LOVE YOU

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
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>>37856921

would you kill someone for umi?
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>>37856921
Would you even hate me?

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Ass or Tits http://www.strawpoll.me/13244790
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Neither. Face trumps all and is far more important than ass and tits combined. Physique comes second.
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>>37856944
you can put a bag over her face pretty easily, physique is slightly harder to put a bag over

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Do you have an anime car
qwjZ9Zk
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Who was the one for you anon? Why aren't you with her and what do you wish you would have done differently?

>Be me, 17 and beta as fuck playing Wow
>Meet 26ish cute Australian girl
>We instantly connect and pretty much hang out together 24/7 in game
>Literally spend all day talking to her instead of actually playing the game
>month or so passes and I'm crushing extremely hard on her and she's well aware.
>definite signs she's interested me. I was enough of a cyborg to tell
>Go to bed with a smile thinking of her, knowing I'll get to talk to her when I wake up
>She tells me a few things, thinking I won't accept her for it, but I assure her I do
>Have severe autismo tendencies at the time and confess every single intrusive thought I have to her.
>She accepts me regardless of every single thing I say
>Eventually start to push her away because of intrusive thoughts and extreme guilt I get around her
>I get the feeling she thinks that I don't accept her for who she is because of my autistic tendencies to confess intrusive thoughts about her
>Definitely seems like I don't accept her because of intrusive thoughts that I always confess out of guilt
>We kind of drift apart but remain, distant friends, partially because I didn't agree with some of her beliefs at the time
>Never stop thinking about her
>Two years pass and we still somewhat talk
>Half a year ago, confess that I still have feelings for her and how she was the only one to accept me for me but I guess I truly couldn't do the same.
>Tells me she never liked me and only ever viewed me as a platonic friend.
>Pretty sure this is a lie considering all of the shit we used to talk about, but whatever
>Start hitting the gym hardcore like a motherfucker trying to get swole as fuck
>5-6 months in and I'm 90ish lbs lighter and definitely a lot more fit. In about 4 more months I'll probably be in decent shape.
>Realize that now matter how fit I am and regardless of what girl I get, she'll probably be the only one for me.
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>be me
>broke AF, like ramen for lunch, sleep for dinner, cardboard matress broke
>all my "friends" are rich cucks and always wanna do expensive shit I can't afford (they know I'm broke)
>one day they decide to go sky diving and invite me
>"come on anon, it'll be fun" "we'll pay for you anon, you can pay us back whenever"
>fuckdat.jpg
>"thanks but i don't like borrowing money from people"
>"up to you anon"
>stay home masturbate
>next day morning, no messages on phone or calls
>local news says airplane crashed, everyone dead
>tfw when being poor saved my life
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>>37856786
This is the shittiest fakest story I've ever fucking seen on this gay website. Please, please just try harder next time. It's really not that hard.

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Why do women say it's a man's world when it's obvious that they have the most control and power?

They literally decide who gets to reproduce and who doesn't, mostly based on physical looks and wealth. That's just one of the many powers that they have.

Is that not scary?
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Because to them it's not obvious
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>>37856771
is it really?
are they really not aware of the intensity of their decisions on others?

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It's official, traps are gay.
(Pic very related)
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OH MY FUCKIN GOD
MODS=GODS

ATTENION WHORE FUCKIN NORMIES
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
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>>37856655
We have like three other threads for this.
You can stop now.
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I hear a japanese man owns 4chan now too, what a world we live in

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Witch activity
6hC36
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>he actually watches japanese superhero cartoons and still thinks he's better than normies who watch reality tv and sports
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