Daily Jenny Nicholson appreciation thread
How many friends have you left?
One of my first releases was a friend who moved away, as I did. We were only a couple towns over, my last memories are him bragging about his Halloween candy. And me sitting on the merry-go-round as he insisted we head back, because his mom would be back with the pizza soon.
For some reason I ignored his plea, and delayed our return.
We never saw each other after that, and I did not even register it as a worthwhile event.
I used to watch power rangers with him, and play doom on my dads computer, we would have so much to talk about nowadays, but it was thrown away by random chance.
zero
I sort of had a couple friends in high school but we never hung out outside of school. I even stopped eating lunch with them during 11th and 12th grade because I couldn't handle being around their friends (I was awkward and it was nerve-racking for me) They never even asked where I'd gone. To be fair I put out the vibe that i didn't want to be social (which is true, social interaction scares me). Now I'm not in school so making real friends is hard. I'm going to try and work up the courage to make online friends sometime. For now posting on 4chan is all I can manage
Jesus I'm reading this over and I seem such a sad sack. I'm actually pretty comfy right now just a little lonely is all
>>38491385
This is basically me.
I have ZERO friends.
>>38491403
yeah It's weird when people here complain about being a robot because /nogf/ but they have friends, maybe even a best friend. They're so close but they don't even realize it
recessed jaw/no-chin = donezo
All other facial imperfections can be overlooked and really are no big deal. But, no-chin is a 100% death sentence. I'd be a fucking 8+ if my chin and jaw were not fucked, but instead I'm a 2 at best.
>>38490316
How do you die from not having a chin?
>see my side profile pic
>ms paint
>grab chin and move it forward
>go from ugly to average
Holy shit, if I were that way inclined I'd get plastic surgery or something.
Can someone post a funny youtube video? I'm not feeling so good
watch oney plays you goon
Why do Italians look so damn weird?
I jerked off and edged myself for 9 hours my balls felt like they were gonna explode
>coccyx hurts when I sit down
>literally can not perform a sit-up
Is this the end?
>>38490215
prepare to be paralyzed for the rest of your life anon
F
How long until we have fully automated luxurysex bots?
I ate a bunch of cookies in the span of 5min and now I think I might die
It's been fun lads.. I regret nothing
>>38490204
fake pic
Ema Watson would obviously be holding a Magnum XL
>get nowhere online dating
>decide to set my filter to 5ft10+ """women"""
>start getting matched with trannies
>find a qt trannie who looks like they pass
>they end up viewing my profile and message me first
>act like I am Interested and see where it goes
>they eventually ask if I read their profile and also ask if I am cool with them being trans
>reply that it's fine
>few hours go by and I am now actually interested in meeting them due to being so lonely
>they seem..... nice..... I have never felt this feel before
>they ask if I want to go see a movie with them and grab some food after
>stare blankly at the screen
>reply with a time and date
>they reply saying they can't wait to meet me
>not sure what to do next
I mean... I am 23 and never even held hands with a girl and this is the closest I have ever gotten to a relationship, movie and dinner sounds nice but then, it's a tranny and I don't know how I feel about it.
I am not really a fan of the whole boipucci meme that much but I have never gotten this far with a women on online dating, I guess I am in denial that this date isn't actually a women and they're just leeching on to me to get the whole dating thing with men to get validation of their mental illness because Chad's aren't going to be interested in them.
I just hope they pass so people don't yell at me and call me a faggot.
Should I do it r9k?
Just dont hit her balls when fucking. Then it isnt gay!
Okay faggots I know that this board has been working tirelessly to turn us all gay, so post some girls (female) to help get yourself back on the right track.
>>38490109
Guess what kind of thread this is now.
>>38490109
Oeagiro
>>38490223all according to the original plan
> Cry about wasting my life away
> Actively wasting my life away while I cry about wasting my life away
Is it okay to jerk off with spit in the long run? My oral hygiene is mid-level, if that helps.
pic unrelated, just me holding a frog
>>38490059
Cool frog OP. Also saliva will dry up quicker than you'd like so it'd probably just be inconvenient constantly having to spit on yourself, otherwise it's fine.
Use coconut oil. The kind that's solid and comes in a jar.
Better than any lube. And it smells good and makes your dick smell like coconuts
be me
21 years old
girlfriend left me
2 thrown studies
games porn food and drugs is all i need
be completely fucked
be forced to move back to ur parents cause broke
last night
huge thunderstorm
sitting in window enjoying rain
in front of window big tree
fuck it i just wanna get out of this mess
NATURECALLING
jump into tree
all wet and slippery
sweet sweet pain, its been to long
all muddy and bloody
walk to town through rain and thunder
streets empty
meet sad girl on a corner
explain why so fucked
fall in love
write this from here pc
4chan still more important than getting back in warm bed
tomorrow gaming will be better than ever
what are the odds of finding an artsy leftist gf that isn't an sjw
>>38490032
>leftist
Kys my man
>>38490032
Needle in a haystack in another haystack
>>38490049
unless you are a one of the elites your support of capitalism is endorsing your own cuckoldry