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I'm a 37 year old guy and I'm in a relationship with a 39 year old woman. We've been together for 4 months now and she is my first girlfriend ever, I was a virgin before meeting her. Things were going pretty okay but she recently confronted me about my passive attitude towards her. I've always tried to treat her super well and with respect. My mom taught me to be nice to girls so I've tried my best to be a gentleman to her.

It came to a head the other day when she told me she was going out with her friends. I told her to have fun. She told me she might be gone all night and I'll probably not be able to talk to her until to the next day. I told her to be safe and to call me if she needs a ride home. She got very frustrated with me and asked "Why are you okay with this?" I was confused and she said she's going to be gone all night and I'm just smiling and nodding along. I asked what the problem was and she said I'm too accepting and she could be out doing god knows what.

I told her she's her own person and I trust her. She got even more frustrated and said she's been wanting to tell me this for awhile now and she said I'm way too nice. I asked what the problem with that is. She said I'm too much of a gentleman and everytime we go out I treat her like a princess. I asked what's wrong with that and she said she wants me to be a little aggressive and controlling and even mean sometimes. She says she feels unwanted by me but I tell her how can that be when we have sex like everyday. She said when we have sex she never feels like I want her because I never just simply fuck her brains out but I always make it sweet and romantic.

I felt pretty bad but I wasn't sure why. I said I was sorry for being a poor boyfriend and she stopped me and said that's my problem, that I don't stand up for myself and I'm too soft. I just quietly nodded and she sighed in frustration then went home.

What am I supposed to do /r9k/? How do I change myself to be a better boyfriend?
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>>39039165
>>>/adv/
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>>39039165
Maybe you just need a better girlfriend. Or rather, a girlfriend who's a better fit for you. You don't sound like a great match. Surely you didn't expect to knock it out of the park on your first try, did you? I'm sure you've gained some valuable experience from this relationship but it seems like it's time to move on.
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>>39039165
If you really like this girl I suggest going elsewhere for advice

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Have you been kicked in the balls by a girl?
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My bigger sis used to constantly kick my balls for some reason. Maybe 200+ times
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>>39039117
no
but i got direct hit by a ball once playing soccer
couldn't move for like 15 minutes
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Is this supposed to be empowering? Pretty sure kicking a boy in the most sensitive part of his body so hard that he needed surgery isn't a win...

Hey anon,

What are your hobbies?

What do you do with your free time?
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>>39038948
You hopefully.
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shitposting in /fit/
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>>39038948
you ever heard of deadlifts bitch?

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im 6'1 and 135 kgs and i need to get down to at least 90 kgs and i was wondering if i walked about 5 KMs a day and ate only ramen and water if i could lose the weight by doing that
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Count your calories to make sure you're at a deficit, after that any physical activity helps but try to make it at least 45 minutes.
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You're gonna die from malnutrition dummy
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>>39038696
start doing coke/meth and you will lose your weight

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>found condoms in my 15 year old sisters room, should I tell my mom or confront her?
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>>39038635
Confront her and tell her you'll keep it a secret if she fucks you.

Alternatively poke holes in all of them
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>>39038635
You didn't even tell us if they were used or not. If they aren't leave it alone. If it is
Do what the other guy said.
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>>39038635
Teach her how to have a healthy and open sex life and about consent.

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>What`s your opinion as humanity as a whole?
>What`s your opinion on life ?
>What do you think about divine justice?
>Is it ok for us to decide when and how to judge someone?
>What`s your opinion on the new generations of kids? Is evolution going backwards or are we evolving in somethink worse?
>Why do you think man are becoming more feminine as the time goes? Why society does this ?
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>>39038605
ISTP/INTP (50/50 score either one or the other)
>What`s your opinion as humanity as a whole?
I think it's neither good nor evil we just do what we can in most cases to minimize suffering and when not possible to maximize pleasure in the short (perceived) timespan we have.
>What`s your opinion on life ?
It's piss.
>What do you think about divine justice?
Non existent.
>Is it ok for us to decide when and how to judge someone?
Yes. It's necessary thus ok.
>What`s your opinion on the new generations of kids? Is evolution going backwards or are we evolving in somethink worse?
Technology is rotting our brains. Especially so in the last 5 years or so. Im scared to see the levels of ADHD that will pop up. Constanty novelty will lead to very short attention spans.
>Why do you think man are becoming more feminine as the time goes? Why society does this ?
It's because of the chemicals in the food and cleaning products. 99% of them aren't necessary. Society doesn't do it purposefully just for profit imo.
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>>39038605
>What`s your opinion as humanity as a whole?

i couldnt care less if we all died today

>What`s your opinion on life ?

beautiful and cruel

>What do you think about divine justice?
does not exist

>Is it ok for us to decide when and how to judge someone?

no,there is no innocence only degrees of guilt.also good and bad is a concept made for children so they know that everything mommy doesnt like is evil.

>What`s your opinion on the new generations of kids? Is evolution going backwards or are we evolving in somethink worse?

evolution never goes backwards.evolution is not about being stronger and faster its about adaptation.

>Why do you think man are becoming more feminine as the time goes? Why society does this ?

because its easier to rule over a bunch of submissive pussies than a nation of fighters.
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INTP here. Don't care about any of it even if I try.

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Vaginas are beautiful, faggot.
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>>39038591
They certainly are, but it ain't worth a half my shit.
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>>39038591
they're ugly. you haven't seen enough boipucci my friend
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>>39038622
Nice to look at though

>>39038624
Boys don't have pussies, faggot.

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>got so board that you're teaching yourself the ancient Sumerian language and history

>the dictionary has a word/name for spacecraft pilot
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>>39038563
what is planet nibiru
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>>39038585
Saturn.

But why test me? I don't know the damned language.
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>>39038585
But Kaimanu is satrun it says as well. So you testing me is indeed pointless because I don't understood anything yet.*

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What would you do if you were in his position?
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Sit up straight and stop trying to hide my erection.
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>>39038443
Tell her she has a hole in her pantyhose.
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Ask them not to take pictures of me.
Move seats.

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tfw 25 robot dating a 14 yo girl
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>>39038330
please tell me how. are you the same anon where you're dating your neighbors' kid?
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>>39038330
look i get you are proud of yourself or something but

>over 10 year difference
>being smug about not being able to get someone your age
>posting about breaking the law on 4chan

um?
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>>39038344
80 year old guy dating 69 year old girl
oh wow it's no big fucking deal

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Anyone else here /westmidlands/?
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>>39038104
Nope, /eastmidlands/ here
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>>39038104
West Midlands is best Midlands. I live in Herefordshire, pretty shit to be honest
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>>39038617
I live in Worcestershire and have cousins in Hereford. I feel so sorry for you.

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>You WENT to that Nazi rally in Virginia!? Your grandfather fought tooth and nail to rid the free world from those scum, and now you're SIDING with them? You're in big trouble, mister! The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if you ran them over with your car.
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I mean actually though. My grandfather did fight nazis in WWII. If I became a Popnazi and he found out, he can't anymore because he died a few years back, he'd fucking kick my teeth in from his wheelchair.

I can never understand Popnazis/skinheads.
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The number of Nazis shitting themselves that they don't appear in the photos today so that this entry happen...
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Grandpa fought so that youd have to start locking your doors at night for fear of """youths""" and so you could be replaced by third worlders who will work for mr. Shekelburg for a quarter of what you would

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>we live in an age where it is more acceptable to be a faggot than a virgin
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>tfw virgin faggot
Nobody likes me at all IRL
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>>39038028
>I'm married and I'm still a fucking virgin
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>>39038028

Lol only on tv in real life nobody cares if you are virgin , but most people still hate homos . They just don't openly axmitt to hating them since its politically incorrect .>>39038028

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"Turn that frown upside down, Champ. Getting a job is a part of growing up. A job will give you the money to do all those things you've always wanted to do, like saving for a rainy day. Don't you want to save for a rainy day? And because women want someone who'll provide for them, they'll practically be chasing you when you get your first paycheck."

"Now I heard that they were hiring here, so you might as well apply while we're in the neighborhood. Whaddya mean you've gotta apply online and go through 'HR?' Champ, getting a job is simply a matter of crawling outta that thick shell of yours, walking in there, and asking to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work here. Never hurts to try, Champ. We'll head to KFC once you get the job here."
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>("That kid's parents still drive him around town to look for a job? How embarrassing. I don't care whether he's some autistic savant or not. No one's disturbing me before I finish this cup of coffee.")
>slurps audibly
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"My son, you may feel bad that you don't have a job, but have courage! This life is short and to do God's will is more important than earning shekels. Always remember that your father in Heaven loves you despite your unemployment. Work for riches in heaven for there your heart will be also and they will never diminish. Peace be with you."
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>Work is so depressing I deserve better than this... I get paid shit, treated like shit, imma look for another job.

>Wow this is actually MORE depressing. Why in the hell do I have to bust my ass playing this numbers game just to get an interview? And unless I fuck your wife an interview better mean a training day cause im already hired... i didnt wake up and piss my day off just for a maybe.

If life is all about maybes I'll just play lottery and become an alcoholic.

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I tried weed for the first time tonight, I felt no different. I was told I was not inhaling properly, is this something that you learn to do?
I feel like a idiot, I can't even smoke weed right.
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You have to stick the joint up your butt to really feel high.
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>>39037941
Damn I thought putting it in your mouth was the right way...
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You don't usually get high the first time, it's a common thing that has more to do with activating cannabinoid receptors in the brain than with not inhaling.

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